I think I got it.

The stellar parallax is so small that one time a person tried to focus his vision on a star. The stress on the nerves was so high from looking at an object requiring a so small difference of angle on the eyes that the brain of that person exploded, sending giblets of brain and shrapnel from his Illuminati's implants. That new zombie then went for a career in politics, confirming the politics-illuminati connection.

Due to radiation from the illuminati implants, the brain giblets that were now set free started to have a life on their own. Since each giblets was now nostalgic of their life in the rest of the brain, they started roaming the land, looking for new brains that would welcome them. The problem though was that their consiousness was tainted by the illuminati's corruption since their mother brain had illuminati's implants. So the giblets were in fact evil, as if they had eaten an apple and failed to swallow it whole and it got stuck in their throat.

The giblets were so evil that they started to evolve and become more complex, even though their evolution was unguided (since they were evil). They then went to take over brains of pilots so they could fly planes into towers. Giblets that became too complex were forced into careers in politics.

One of the giblets then came upon a nickel on the street, proving the Moon landings were faked in a studio on Mars.

One of the illuminati's implant shrapnel was forced into a career as movie star in Japan, his contract ending somewhere in 2012.

And so this is why Planet X is true and you all owe me 20$.


We need more threads like that, it's fun! :P