The Cubs will win the World Series.

The Yankees will have the lowest payroll in MLB.

The Red Sox will be renamed the Poindexters.

Women will be allowed to pitch, catch, play the outfield and position numbers 4 through 6 in the infield.

All umpiring will be done by cloned computers, each of which has the same network name: Denkinger.

Each ticket office will have a loan office situated right next to it.


Yup, as the drunk at the bar in The Birds said...well, you know the rest.

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