It is, however, impossible to kiss your own elbow.

The ancient Greeks believed that to kill a dolphin constituted an act of murder. They also considered the pursuit of frivolous lawsuits purely for financial gain a capital crime.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.