So you didn't conceive when you were on birth control? It's a miracle!

Oh, and the fact is, when things are calculated instead of just relying on human memory, cops and doctors don't experience higher work loads at the full moon.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"