That's funny.
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Originally Posted by Redtail
The Cassini Project is not fiction, as NASA has spacecraft orbiting the gaseous planet loaded with 72 pounds of plutonium ready to rock the heavens, rearrange the solar system and destroy planet Earth.
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Wow. That's impressive. How do you "rock the heavens" exactly, I wonder?
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As out of this world as it sounds, The New World Order NASA minions are "creating a new star using a plutonium bomb" with plans to hit Saturn with such force that the heavens will be rocked and the earth will be showered with radiation, wiping out life as we know it with one wild, magnanimous scientific brush stroke.
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Uhm, I thought the earth was going to be destroyed. Ok, not quite so bad as I was told.
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But nothing is out of the realm of possibility for the evil Illuminati since their global plan, documented in numerous writings, include wiping out approximately 80 per cent of the world's population.
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I thought "life as we know it" was going to be wiped out. Things are looking up!
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And what better way to create a rapture or great chastisement then by blowing up a gas giant like Saturn with 72 pounds of plutonium, create a new star and then heat-up the new star's moon, Titan, making it habitable by 2033 for guess who?
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How do you blow up Saturn and turn it into a star at the same time? How do you blow up Saturn, rearrange the solar system, rock the heavens, destroy life as we know it on earth, and make Titan habitable?
(Also, it would be quite a trick making Titan habitable, given its atmosphere, but given the other issues, that would be redundant. By the way, I laughed out loud at this bit.)
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And if you wondered if the project really exists then you guessed right again since it exists under the name of NASA's Cassini Project. To make matters even worse, the name Cassini is taken from a Jesuit-trained Italian astronomer named Cassini, giving researchers and historians another clue as to who really are the spiritual controllers of the New World Order.
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The fiends! To think they would name a Saturn space probe after a famous astronomer that studied Saturn. It's horrible!
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The potential star's name was first dubbed "Lucifer" by A.C. Clarke in his novel "2010".
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Of course, that was Jupiter, which had been turned into a star by arbitrarily advanced alien technology, by shrinking Jupiter and increasing its density. I'm sure that Clarke would know that a nuke, even a real one, would be completely irrelevant. But, hey, it sounds good, right?