I am SO excited about this mission. I have just sent my application form for the Student Interns Program. Hopefully, nothing will go wrong, and I will be picked to spend a year and a half on this project. Yeah!!

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Alex

Dark Comedy Theory. Where c is coffee, s is spew, v is velocity, and w is how much windex used to clean LCD monitor. When I put the sentence through the equation, it unified all 4 forces above. I'm hoping someone here can help me express the precise mathematics into an elegant, simple equation. My next step is to post it in ATM, and then hopefully submit if for refereeing.
-Serenitude