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Originally Posted by Jim
Wait a minute. You mean, we are under the control of a bunch of old(er) men who wear funny hats, dress like clowns, and ride around on tiny bicycles?
We are so doomed.
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Perhaps not, as JayUtah mentioned, the illuminati have distanced themselves from the Freemasons. Probably has something to do with their inherient inability to light BBQ pits. The Illuminati have bigger fish to fry, Saturn for instance. If it were up to me, I would try to light up Jupiter instead. It's bigger, and your chance of success would be improved. You would have a better chance of storing ice in a hot pizza oven than causing any of the gas giants to ignite into stars, but that doesn't make for good press coverage.
It has been my experience that CT's don't care if something is impossible, implausable, or completely stupid, if they can get face time in some forum, and get a few to follow, it's all good.