Here's an idea.

Aliens, being all powerful and all, probably keep up with the internet, and I am sure they read this BBS to see what we are up to, debunking and all that, right?

so,

I hereby volunteer for any aliens out there to come get me and I will voluntarily undergo several scientific experiments (no anal probes please!)

I live in Louisville, KY, down by U of L. I will blink my porchlight on and off 10 times at midnight tonight so you can see where I live.

You can park in the front yard.

Snacks will be provided.

PS: I am insane. So feel free to send me telepathic messages if you like. But you will have to speak up. It's hard to hear, what with all the other voices in my head and all.
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