*Fires up the grill of unspeakable barbeque* Right, Zetans are neither light or dark. They are in between these, and are thus grey meat. Ba prefers to let them marinate for a few hours before tossing them on the grill. He uses all natural herbs and spices found in a damp corner of the Basement of the Gods for flavoring, and then serves it with some nice Klingon the Cob. Mmm mmm! Doesn't that smell delicious?