Silas, you have a point--however, I believe that Fischer is deadly earnest in leading FELFAT in its efforts to unfold the Earth. FELFAT proposes to initiate digging along the International Dateline, since this would avoid disrupting major population centers. FELFAT leadership has boldly located the Dateline off Alaska and even done exploratory digging! Here's a photo from the First Expedition, captioned From Here We Head South!



PS: I believe Mr. Fischer (arm extended, above) would not mind this link to his work, as it is free publicity.

--Don Stahl