With this easy to use guide, you too can create your own fake story to post on Godlike! Use this handy guide to help.

1. First, make up your own idea about what havoc PX is causing (make it believable!)

Example: PX is flinging a meteor towards our way!

2. Make up "facts." Like the first one, make them believable.

Example: Astronomers in Japan have indicated a meteor headed our way with causes unknown. "We don't know what is causing it" says one astronomer. "This metoer was supposed to head past Pluto, but it suddenly changed course. Our guess is that a large object reversed its direction."

3. Make it as long as possible. Add "facts", questions, links(if any possible), just keep stretching the story to make it look professional.

4. Be sure to make reference to Zetatalk, Mark Hazlewood, or anything related to PX. You must give credit where its due.

5. Make it in tabloid style, because that's what it is. A tabloid article.

6. NEVER post back unless you forgot to add something. People will think you ran for cover and think they should take safety.

7. Make it look professional, otherwise, people won't believe it.

8. ....and the final rule is to use real science as much as you can. People will then take it seriously.

And there you have it. Rules on how to make your own fake Godlike story! Have fun with it!

Moral: NEVER believe what Godlike says. It's all fake.

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May the Schwartz be with you!