The way I always remember it is the Pratchett version.

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An emperor without enemies, a king without a kingdom, supported in life by the willing tribute of a free people.

I chuckled. Thanks.

Perhaps this thread could be updated or recreated to give a updated list of good resources.

Wow! Great find Rue.

I got Plans For The Weekend Now.

Henrik wrote:

FOMAAROTFLU (<--decipher that one... It's a bit like ROTFL, but with more emphasis).

In other words,

I've also heard, "Give a man a book and he's got a nice paperweight, but remains an illiterate fool. Teach him to read and you've opened up worlds to him."

Another: "Give a man food, clothing, and shelter, and he becomes a bum living in your house who still can't fend for himself. Send him through survival school, however, and he'll be a bum living in the woods, but at least the bum is out of your house!"

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Mine: "Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that."

Heinlein's: "Staying young requires the unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods." "Freedom begins when you tell Ms. Grundy to go fly a kite."

Fell on my *** and rolled on the floor laughing uncontrollably?

Yup!

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Mine: "Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that."

Heinlein's: "Staying young requires the unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods." "Freedom begins when you tell Ms. Grundy to go fly a kite."