The other night I was watching a re-run of "In Living Color" and there was a skit on in which Daman Wayans was playing Santa Claus, (Homey Claus). Anyways...this kid when asked what he wanted for Christmas says that he wants a telescope...Homey Clause hands him an empty box...kid says...this is just a box...Homey Claus says put it on your head...kid puts it on his head...annnndddddddddd....Homey whaps kid on head with a stick...and says...there you got yourself a whole observatory...