Because the great tribulation is actually going to happen in 2007.

But help is on the way . . . Do you have a third eye yet? If not here's some instructions . . .
](*,) How these people manage to figure out how to use computers is beyond me.

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What's it like being a skeptic in the Middle East? Check out my blog.

That should be some trick. :roll: I wonder...who are these "scientists"?

Maybe it's a typo and he meant to say "scientologists"?

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Did a dust cloud really enter and what will it do if it did enter?

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Blame AOL. Microsoft tried to do its part by making their overly marketed operating system as mind bogglingly confusing and impotent as possible, but AOL made internet access so simple a child could do it.

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I'm not completely heartless, the doctor who removed it told me he'd never be able to get it all.

and we should "'pay attention,'" too. superfluous quotation marks are "almost" as good a "sign" as CAPTIALIZING "too much."

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"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

oy. Reading that page made my head hurt. The very last paragraph I thought rather good:



is it me, or is the name spookily close to "Mwahahahaha"? Could be just a coincidence, of course...

Regards
Krill

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To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute.
- Aristotle

It appears you could really use a baloney detector.

Here you go:



Whoops! Sorry, that's a baloney producer. An effective baloney detector will go off-scale if brought near that thing.

Click on this link for a really good baloney detection kit. Always remember to use it first before accepting any claim at face value.

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When it gets to the key of F, let me know...I could use a little help tuning my guitar...

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"If a tree is cut down in the rainforest, and is used to make paper to print a book, and the book is really bad, and there's nobody that will read it, do you still hear a sucking sound?"
Charlie in Dayton, A.AsC.

The mantra I've always used is

"My dog has fleas."

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From the link posted at the bottom of the page (presumably the author of the drivel): The 9.3 earthquake that happened in Sumatra on December 26, 2004 literally shifted the Earth into another frequency. We have to adjust to this new frequency.If you have been feeling stressed lately, or gone through a physical cleansing like a cold or flu, this may be the reason. A shift in consciousness is sometimes difficult. OK, so that's what's happening! :roll:

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You know, that's the problem with this darn planet, it's so hard to keep it in tune. Now where is my tuning fork and my timing light?

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

"...tuned to a natural E"

I must be missing out on something because the colds and flu I've had did not feel like a cleansings, more like something is trying to kill me.

That's for tuning ukuleles, not guitars! [-X

Yes, at one time I did, but those Stridex® medicated pads cleared it up quite nicely...

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"If a tree is cut down in the rainforest, and is used to make paper to print a book, and the book is really bad, and there's nobody that will read it, do you still hear a sucking sound?"
Charlie in Dayton, A.AsC.

And ukulele-banjos.

That explains why when I tuned my guitar using that mnemonic, the darn thing got a lot smaller and started to look like a snare drum with a handle that had some untuned strings.

Thanks for the memory jog! 8)

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