Oh I got a good one.

How about: "Mr arriba was right, BOLs ARE the cause of crop circles"

__________________
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

first to set the scene: you walk in from vacation to find a swarm of ants in your kitchen. you yell out the door: "honey! i told you to put the (fill in the blank) away before we left!"

now: a ship lands...an alien walks out. he opens his communicator thing and screams at his wife "honey....i thought i told you to put that soup in the fridge..."

i don't really think we came from soup, but it would be a humorous opening scene in a movie.

__________________
None to speak of

I actually came here to post something just like that:

"Take us to mr arriba, your undisputed leader."

__________________
bunk: Empty talk; nonsense.
de·bunk: To expose or ridicule the falseness, sham, or exaggerated claims of.
http://home.iprimus.com.au/eddo/images/fredheadtsp.gif

That's better than my theory that some ancient astronaut stopped by to urinate in the ocean.

__________________
Life is like a box of chocolates. All of your choices are bad for you.