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Old 21-May-2003, 12:50 AM
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Default Newspaper Headlines from Around the World

Sun Sets on Late Sunrise Theory

Red Planet Devotees See Red Over Nibiru No-Show

Nancy Lieder Alienated in Freedom, Winconsin

Lieder Clinches Movie Deal for New Cult Classic

Lieder and PETA in Cruelty Catfight: Lieder claims 'I never had a dog'

Lieder Entrenched in Safe Bunker Scandal: Graveyard Gets New Plot While Nancy Loses Hers

(note, I don't know why she would chose a graveyard as a safe zone: in the event of earthquake, those 8 ft concrete virgin mary's could really pack a punch!)

Lieder Claims Zeta Vision is Myopic

Greys See Green During Zeta Cult Re-financing


Lieder Sues Starburst Over Candy Wrap Mishap

It was announced today that former end-of-the-world proponent Nancy Lieder will be suing Mars Inc. It is alleged Ms Lieder received an unwrapped Starburst which triggered a spate of doomsday prophecies. "Sometimes uh it just takes 1 to uh push you over the edge" explained Ms Lieder. She is suing for the sum of 100 million dollars, which a source says will contribute towards burgeoning legal expenses for a sudden series of litigations against Ms Lieder regarding loss of income, loss of property, loss of spouses and vets bills. The compensation may also be used to pay for the bounty that has been placed on Ms Lieder's head, at a price of 25 million dollars. Ms Lieder was in an incoherent state this morning and reputedly will not budge from her trench.


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It was announced today that former end-of-the-world proponent Nancy Lieder will be suing Mars Inc. It is alleged Ms Lieder received an unwrapped Starburst which triggered a spate of doomsday prophecies. "Sometimes uh it just takes 1 to uh push you over the edge" explained Ms Lieder. She is suing for the sum of 100 million dollars, which a source says will contribute towards burgeoning legal expenses for a sudden series of litigations against Ms Lieder regarding loss of income, loss of property, loss of spouses and vets bills. The compensation may also be used to pay for the bounty that has been placed on Ms Lieder's head, at a price of 25 million dollars. Ms Lieder was in an incoherent state this morning and reputedly will not budge from her trench.
Mel, that's just too good.
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if you have a fast connection try this:
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have to hand it to you WolfKC, your "pics" alone make this site a "must see" by passing cyber-nauts
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have to hand it to you WolfKC, your "pics" alone make this site a "must see" by passing cyber-nauts
ops: Thanks
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off topic, but you get 10 Zeta points if you can figure out what the orgional newspaper topic is.
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off topic, but you get 10 Zeta points if you can figure out what the orgional newspaper topic is.
Looks like "Dewey Defeats Truman" to me.
Can I trade those Zeta points for a box of Starbursts?
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off topic, but you get 10 Zeta points if you can figure out what the orgional newspaper topic is.
Looks like "Dewey Defeats Truman" to me.
Can I trade those Zeta points for a box of Starbursts?
You got it! Yes you can get Starbursts, but they come without wrappers!
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Ya mean North Freedom WI!!! - There be a difference of circa 100 miles! In point of fact
N. Freedom is considerably south and west of Freedom!!!

BTW "Lieder Road" is but another figment of Nan's self-aggrandized imagination....


Still crossin' "I"s and dotting "T"s (sic)

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