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Old 05-June-2003, 11:04 PM
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People on Godlike are still posting and believed that Mercury is missing ither destroyed by PX or because of the mass solar flares yesterday it was destryoed by our sun...lol

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Old 05-June-2003, 11:07 PM
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Step 1.) Get up in the morning or night
Step 2.) Go outside
Step 3.) Look at Mercury.See it? I sure have.
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Old 05-June-2003, 11:19 PM
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Let's see, Mercury is supposed to be low in the east in the mornings at the present time. :roll: :roll:

Surprise!! It's right there, faint, a little to the right of the much brighter Venus. Whew!! The Solar system remains intact. :wink:
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Old 05-June-2003, 11:25 PM
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Within the silly thread is the following post (edited for length and language, emphasis added):
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Mercury passed by Soho/Lasco camera, mid March, then passed by it again Early May of this year.

If the [bad word] orbit is 83 or 88 days, then something happened!! The talk of Mercury passing soho/lasco camera for a few days back in March was BIG talk on this and other forums for that whole week. So many are aware that it did indeed pass by then.

So, just 6-7 short weeks later it passes by Soho again. No some plates from Swede showed Mercury passing in the opposite direction, clockwise. So not only did Mercury pass us (our eye on the sun) twice within a 7 week period (which is not 88 days) but it came back in the opposite direction.

So all you Masonic Satanists and Nasa goons, [bad word] off! We kno what we have seen. We are not blind and we are not stupid.
So, your quiz for today. The odd behavior of Mercury, re-entering the LASCO field of view half of the purported orbital period later and travelling in the opposite direction is due to:

1) Aliens

2) Planet X

3) Observing a planet in a nearly-circular orbit from near the orbital plane.

Man, people getting worried because they see exactly what one would expect to see if all was right with the solar system...
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Old 05-June-2003, 11:26 PM
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People on Godlike are still posting and believed that Mercury is missing ither destroyed by PX or because of the mass solar flares yesterday it was destryoed by our sun...lol

http://66.242.35.139/bbs/message.php...page=1&topic=3
Once again, their sheer lack of astronomical knowledge and the position of the planets in the night skies shines through. Yet more proof not to even venture there! Still, it's a good laugh until someone believes them and begins to worry needlessly. There was a large CME yesterday, quite beautiful too, but not unique in size. As always, check out the 'Best of SOHO' images on the SOHO website and you'll see far more amazing pictures.
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Old 05-June-2003, 11:49 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could someone set a bomb in the Godlike Production boards and destroy it forever, I would.
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Old 06-June-2003, 12:17 AM
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Man, can they get any weirder?
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Old 06-June-2003, 01:00 AM
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Step 1.) Get up in the morning or night
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Step 3.) Look at Mercury.See it? I sure have
COOLGUY ,ROCK ON!

You are even inspiring me now...Go gettum kid!!!

I have just come from a wake of a very close friend who died of cancer, and just a few days ago ,he said to me .What the hell can we do about it anyway....I loved that friend ,and I am strong like him....BUT your recent replies have made me proud , that you have gained strenght in this foolish PX ongoing story...Go get them Kid, and do not fear....I see you have been reading and learning about the validity of PX....I am proud of the strenght you have gained.
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Someone with a telescope, go check to see if Mercury is still there.
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Skytroll (watcher), why do you insist?

You've already brought this topic up... Though your attitude has shifted....
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Old 06-June-2003, 01:45 AM
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You can see if Mercury is there before the begenning of dawn I believe
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Old 06-June-2003, 01:51 AM
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You can see if Mercury is there before the begenning of dawn I believe

Yes that is true.
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Old 06-June-2003, 06:30 AM
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You can see if Mercury is there before the begenning of dawn I believe
Ha! Mercury was there before the begining of time! (well...okay okay...) Why wasn't it BLOWN UP in one of the other PX orbits every 3,657 1/2 (whatever) years? Ask them THAT! ...nevermind. Don't ask (don't tell)
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Hey, don't knock people who show they can learn. At least this time I got to laugh instead of groan.

Hmm, need to get that 'scope so I can do some serious observing soon.
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Hey, don't knock people who show they can learn. At least this time I got to laugh instead of groan.

Hmm, need to get that 'scope so I can do some serious observing soon.
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Ha! Mercury was there before the begining of time! (well...okay okay...) Why wasn't it BLOWN UP in one of the other PX orbits every 3,657 1/2 (whatever) years? Ask them THAT! ...nevermind. Don't ask (don't tell)

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Well the whole dont ask dont tell thing is good in all but...

my all knowing friend when asked why px didnt affect earth that last times it passed he said " Its because Nancy has stated that it is only close enough to effect earth this pass and it will send earth into fourth density" now he has talked to nancy on the phone and in IRC before so i have to belive him :roll:
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Old 06-June-2003, 02:00 PM
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The fourth density? What's all that? And how about Earth's dead twin on the other side of the sun? Jeesh
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Anybody ever read the really bad, mysoginistic sci fi books of Gor, that other planet on the other side of the Sun from the Earth? I know some people who base their whole lives on the philosophy in those books. Scary, really.
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The fourth density? What's all that?
The 4th density is where the Zetas live. They get to that density by drinking slimfast.
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Old 06-June-2003, 03:43 PM
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LOL!!! @ that pic. Again and again you come through with amazing pic after amazing pic.
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Anybody ever read the really bad, mysoginistic sci fi books of Gor, that other planet on the other side of the Sun from the Earth? I know some people who base their whole lives on the philosophy in those books. Scary, really.
I thought I was the only one that read those...30(?) years ago? Didn't realise people actually went for that stuff though, but some people go for all kinds of weird stuff, eh?
I DID think the way they treated their women was a pretty good...*ow ow ow!!!* (oops, didn't see my wife standing behind me)
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