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Old 08-June-2003, 06:35 PM
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After reading this, I couldn't help but laugh. Again, her knownledge of science and astronomy never cease to amaze me.

http://www.zetatalk.com/index/zeta3.htm
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Old 08-June-2003, 07:32 PM
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I love this one:

"Thus, the point where this angular outflow emergence occurs is agitated, due to ionized particles under the crust surface in rapid motion. This is an indication that the Atlantic Rift has become magnetized, has gathered the ionized particles that escaped from their normal domain near the poles or surrounding the core, and that rotation slowing can be anticipated shortly."

"Angular outflow emergence is agitated"

Sounds like she's describing the blatherings that come from her vacuous head, through the one neuron that transmits and on out her mouth with the rest of the hot air that keeps her head inflated!

She must have put the four biggest words she knows together and prayed it sounds official enough that she could continue to scare people. What a pathetic hack.
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Old 08-June-2003, 07:34 PM
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Good point. Did you notice how the "zetas" are starting to sound more like humans and using words like "bobble"?
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I absolutely HATE it when Nancy/Zetas use the word 'THUS' or 'THUSLY', it looks like it has to be scripture or something!

(but then, when she goes into 'zetatalk' on the radio, the Zetas say UM a lot! :roll: and they also stutter...... )
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Nancy and the Zetas say:

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This is an indication that the Atlantic Rift has become magnetized, has gathered the ionized particles that escaped from their normal domain near the poles or surrounding the core, and that rotation slowing can be anticipated shortly."
(emphasis added)

A bad mistake, IMO. Now she has made another comittment. How will she maintain "..100% Zeta accuracy.." when it doesn't happen? Another "White Lie," or something more creative?

I'm sure the fertile minds on this BB will have some great suggestions for her!
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It's this new one that makes me laugh:

http://www.zetatalk.com/index/zeta2.htm

Just how big is this mothership meant to be? If it's outside the atmosphere it must be huge. If it isn't, and it's much smaller, it'll only shadow a very small area. Do they just know when someone's got a camera ready, get there fast in time to block out the Sun for the snap?

While we're at it - assuming the Mothership doesn't just pop by for the split-second of the snapshot - how come none of the people who have taken these shots have remarked on it suddenly going dark where they are, which it would if a large body came between them and the Sun?
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You want to see something REALLY funny? Cast your beady eyes over this!

http://zetatalk.com/teams/rogue/nancy161.htm

Yes! The mothership is coming along with a fleet of UFO's!!!
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Another funny thing is how people are claiming that where they live, they're experiencing late sunsets which is one of the "signs" of the pole shift. I live in Hamilton Ontario Canada (eastern-most point of lake Ontario) which isn't all that far from the east coast, and nothing seems out of place. Yet people from Quebec and even Toronto are reporting late sunsets. This is exactly what Nancy wants, people are seeing what they want to see and they're freaking out over it.
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Yes! The mothership is coming along with a fleet of UFO's!!!
Those fools!! It's a Vorlon Planet-killer!! We must remove all Shadow influence from our midst, or we're dooomed!!!
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Old 08-June-2003, 09:02 PM
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This is an indication that the Atlantic Rift has become magnetized, has gathered the ionized particles that escaped from their normal domain near the poles
For all those aurora-starved skygazers in the mid-latitudes along the east coast of the US: I guess seeing the aurora might be possible now after all! The "Eastern Lights" .. has a nice ring to it, eh?
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"Thus, the point where this angular outflow emergence occurs is agitated, due to ionized particles under the crust surface in rapid motion. This is an indication that the Atlantic Rift has become magnetized, has gathered the ionized particles that escaped from their normal domain near the poles or surrounding the core, and that rotation slowing can be anticipated shortly.

Translate this.

The point where particles "flow" in a square-like fashion, emerging outwardly. Isn't emerge and out flow like, chili peppers? Since chili means pepper in spanish. So we have a Square flow of particules emerging to emerge. Ionized particles under the crust, as in not in the air. Which is what ionized means, right? So ionized particles are moving back and forth to make partilces move in a square like fashion (2x). That's making the midatlantic rift magnetic, and so............

Oh forget it. Even simplied, it doesn't make any sense.
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Am I the only one with a sick, dirty, perverted mind who read the OP's link and immediately heard "sex"?

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What stress does the Earth experience when rotation slows and stops? We have mentioned that the core wants to continue to turn, the crust, which has been grabbed by the near presence of Planet X at the Atlantic Rift point, resists, slowing and stopping, and that this conflict causes the Earth to moan.
It was at this point that my fevered brain served up the mental image of Earth moaning, "Don't stop! Don't stop! Faster, faster!"
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During stoppage, and to a lesser degree during dramatic slowing, the Earth’s magnetic field continues as before but exhibits distress.
She begs, "I have to move! I need to move!" And Planet X, the stud, is ordering her, "Don't move..."
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When Planet X is close enough to cause agitation and spilling over of the ionized particles that normally group at the poles or around the highly magnetized core of the Earth, these particles flow Along Under the crust of the Earth until they find themselves captured at the Atlantic Rift.
So then she starts to get, ahem, "agitated", and the particles start flowing, but then...
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This creates a conflict within the Earth’s magnetic field, as it now has yet another magnet to deal with.
...the Atlantic Rift butts in, and it turns into a threesome...
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the Earth itself
Planet X which is aligned with the Earth but moving gradually past the Earth as it approaches passage
the Atlantic Rift, aligned loosely with the Earth, but due to the bulge of the Equator, not strictly aligned.
With some extremely interesting positions...

I'm sick. I need help.

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Old 08-June-2003, 09:49 PM
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perhaps it is not PX that is causing the 'the Earth to moan.' but nancy. I know that she is causing me to moan ( a lot :roll: )
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perhaps it is not PX that is causing the 'the Earth to moan.' but nancy. I know that she is causing me to moan ( a lot :roll: )
Hey carolyn, any time nancy is getting you upset just click on this link provided courtesy of WolfKc!
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that rotation slowing can be anticipated shortly."

I love her use of the word "shortly"...like "shortly after the 15th"...that has to be her escape clause word .....and it can go on forever, according to her definition of the word.

Well "shortly" people are finally going to get hip to her rantings, and hopefully the definition will not mean the same as Nance would explain it.

Well , I am off to look for the Mothership
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Jigsaw,

you now have me thinking those thoughts .

*laughing going out the door*
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Old 09-June-2003, 12:27 AM
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I'd call him myself but I killed my phone so I could eat it when the pole shift occurs....
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It's this new one that makes me laugh:

http://www.zetatalk.com/index/zeta2.htm

How many people actually believe we're the only technologically savvy life forms out there? She basically states that most people assume we're alone. That was a strange generalization by her. I have met far more people who believe we're not alone, than people who believe it's impossible for there to be other lifeforms outside of this planet.

It's as though she has these nice little ideas like "life outside our Solar System" which is a perfectly fine idea to run with, and then she takes it to Sillyville with the whole Planet X deal. This is why we can't have nice things....

[edited to make a bit more sense - hopefully]
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SOMEBODY CALL THIS MAN QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!

A Dent

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7, Whellock Rd
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I'd call him myself but I killed my phone so I could eat it when the pole shift occurs....
Ummmm....why? And why would I call him "Quick"? Is it a nickname or something?

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SOMEBODY CALL THIS MAN QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!

A Dent

(020) 8248 7936

7, Whellock Rd
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I'd call him myself but I killed my phone so I could eat it when the pole shift occurs....
Ummmm....why? And why would I call him "Quick"? Is it a nickname or something?

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You want to see something REALLY funny? Cast your beady eyes over this!

http://zetatalk.com/teams/rogue/nancy161.htm

Yes! The mothership is coming along with a fleet of UFO's!!!
The black dot is a camera issue.
There was a webcam(the texas one) that had a black dot on it and I think people claimed it was something weird. Well, the black dot was on the camera today because I happened to watch the sunset on it,so I am going to go assume it is a camera issue.
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perhaps it is not PX that is causing the 'the Earth to moan.' but nancy. I know that she is causing me to moan ( a lot :roll: )
Hey carolyn, any time nancy is getting you upset just click on this link provided courtesy of WolfKc!
Wolf, our own privet genious - you got to love him havn't you think I will paste that one as a screen saver
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You want to see something REALLY funny? Cast your beady eyes over this!

http://zetatalk.com/teams/rogue/nancy161.htm

Yes! The mothership is coming along with a fleet of UFO's!!!
The black dot is a camera issue.
There was a webcam(the texas one) that had a black dot on it and I think people claimed it was something weird. Well, the black dot was on the camera today because I happened to watch the sunset on it,so I am going to go assume it is a camera issue.
YES ! well done you, not panicing, reason setting in, there is hope for you yet, see, we all knew you would get over this, Yippeeeeeeeeee . Oh and yes it is a camera issue. digi cameras just can not cope with that much light, they panic and sort of flip out. I took some photos very similar my self, if you point the camera at the sun with a digi C that always happens.

I should point out that, being a firm believer in Terry Pratchets way of looking at things, we are being very cruel to all those little camera knomes (sp?) who are currently sitting around inside caneras with bandaged eyes groning 'no more sun pictures, no more sun pictures'
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Now is there I genuinely start to worry about Nancy and her followers. With the appearance of her pixel burnout 'Mothership' and its accompanying lens flare 'UFOs', I fear she's setting herself and her followers up for a Heaven's Gate scenario. She'll soon claim that the mothership is here to lift up those who wish to escape the coming cataclysm, and that the ticket to get on board is relinquishing your physical form and reaching the next level of density, poissbly through drinking this kool-aid here..

Of course, anyone who seriously believes in this complete and utter steaming, unbelievably humongous pile of poopoo de toro is dense enough as it is, if you ask me.
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Incidentally, the easiest way to debunk this would be to have anyone take a picture of the sun thrugh the appropriately shaded glass. If there's something big there, it will show up. If not, you may see a few small sunspots in the photo, which won't be nearly as large as the proposed 'Mothership.'
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Let's see...there are 9 (not 10) planets in our solar system, several with unexplored moons that may harbor life, maybe just not in a recognizable form, and one that has an intelligent (for the most part), technologically advanced society inhabiting it. Let me see....how many solar systems are there in our galaxy alone? I don't know what makes her think that just because you don't believe the planet x nonsense, you don't believe in extraterrestrial life...someone give her a prozac!

What kind of crap is she going to come up with next? I honestly believe that the old dame should start her own telemarketing service to keep her busy and pay off her vet bills (yes I am still mad over the euthanization comment as well) and then maybe she won't have time to post such pseudo-scientific BS for the sheeple to believe! The Zetas can help you with your life! Call Nancy now for all the answers! Only $9.99 a minute...check your density at the door and call now! 8)

On the other hand, I think that if the zetas are coming to rescue her and her little gaggle of believers I wish to heck they would do it and get it over with!

By the way, I live in Ohio and I didnt notice a late sunset at all...but then watching the sky for such things is not a priority at this time! :P
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“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

quote="jingofever"] SOMEBODY CALL THIS MAN QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'd call him myself but I killed my phone so I could eat it when the pole shift occurs.... [/quote]
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Couple of brief comments I can't resist making:

1) The increasing parallels between Nance and Heaven's Gate are mildly alarming. Now she's announcing the arrival of 'motherships' from wherever to save her and her most devote followers. Is that the overall direction that she's taking now or am I misunderstanding something here?

2) Nancy, I'd like you to do us a favor. The time has come when you might wish to consider discontinuing your listening to George Clinton's brilliant 1970s funk brainchild Parliament. Yes, I know it's "chocolate-coated, freakin' habit-forming" and I realize that the "Mothership Connection" cannot be ignored for its sheer volume of imaginative playing and singing, but please...you're taking them way too seriously! I'm certain that there must be a used record/tape/CD store in your area that would gladly trade your P-Funk collection for something that you won't take quite as seriously or literally. Maybe you should try some be-bop era jazz...I'm thinking...Thelonious Monk or Charlie Parker or Art Blakey (I recommend all three to anyone). Anything that is as equally interesting as P-Funk musically but is devoid of any lyrical content you might misinterpret. Just a thought.
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Hang on, that 'mothership' looks pretty round to me, BUT.....
http://www.zetatalk.com/visitatn/v24.htm
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I wonder i she is aware(correct me if I am wrong) that in space there is no or minimal friction, and the size of a ship would not matter? At least she said wobble, and no bobble this time.
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