See, you have one screwball calling another screwball (ie, Nancy, a screwball! You need to check out this website...You will find the NEW poleshift date, and much more! WARNING: Don't stay there too long as your brain will rot WooWoo is not an adequate term to describe this site, there must be a superlative form... Have fun, it's definitely worth a million laughs
www.alienshift.com/id1.html

I had to stop here, this site was causing my brain to jiggle out of my head from laughing too hard.

(items in brackets not in original)

I stopped reading shortly after the words United Federation of the Planets. So the pole shift is really Captain Picard's doing. No wait... maybe the evil Captain Kirk from the mirror universe is behind it all.

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United Federation of the Planets?

Sounds like someone has been spending too much time in front of the TV or in this guy's case too much time in front of the computer. Now will they believe that CRTs are harmful to your health?

If you dig through the site you see that it's an amalgamation of almost every conspiracy theory going including the Philadelphia Experiment, Roswell, the Bible code, anti-Christ, face on Mars, etc. There's got to be at least one tidbit for every woo-woo out there. In fact, it appears to be an all encompassing woo-woo sight gleaned from every source possible.

Look at the top page and you'll see what I mean:

http://www.alienshift.com/

Tom[/url]

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And the touch of a world that is older

And I stopped reading when they said that Omaha was going to be the new capital. Omaha?

Yep, I couldn't make it past there either. (No offense to all of you Omahaians out there but do you know of any particular reason why Omaha will become the new 'world capital')

Sounds like someone has some property in Omaha they'd like to sell. :wink:

United Federation of the Planets?

Well, I guess that Starfleet Costume from Halloween will come
in handy after all.

All your Vulcans are belong to us!

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http://www.freewebs.com/doombase

Omaha? Well, more than likely Omaha will be the new coast after everything drops into the ocean after the big P.S. (I think that idea came from Edgar Cayce). Anyway, glad it was entertaining---it's one-stop-shopping website for woowooism!

*Reads about the "United Federation of Planets* *Nearly dies laughing*

I'm shocked that this site did not proceed to claim that only someone who possesses a powerful connection to the Force and a cool lightsaber will have the ability to prevent the coming cataclysms!

Their version of the Philadelphia Experiment and how it relates to their version of the Poleshift (2012 and the Mayan calendar, anybody got an aspirine? ) is a real laugh......

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The Time Tunnel - I used to watch that TV program in the '60s (I'm old). :P

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.

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All moderation in purple

Well I think the word is Woohoo, so perhaps the comparative is "WorseHoo, and the superlative is WorstHoo. Except when Nancy Lieder is talking about cannibalism, then it's called brat-wurstHoo...

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J Pax

Jpax:-Brat-WurstHoo...Now that got me laughing. She probably has a Daschund!

duh,duh, duh, blruk aroud ixt boelee furt golp.

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Some try to tell me, thoughts they cannot defend,... - Moody Blues.

Neptune- The original Dark Matter.

The author feels that this technique of deliberately lying will actually make it easier for you to learn the ideas. - Donald Knuth

I saw a book on Montauk once, it had a diagram of an Independant Sideband Receiver wired up to a chair which was supposed to do something extradimensional. #-o

Ok, I think I'm back to normal. Intrepid, you shoud have posted a warning for that site, it causes daim bramage. Shoot, I guess I'm still under the influence.

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Some try to tell me, thoughts they cannot defend,... - Moody Blues.

Neptune- The original Dark Matter.

The author feels that this technique of deliberately lying will actually make it easier for you to learn the ideas. - Donald Knuth

*tries to go further than "United Federation of the Planets"*

*fails*

Hmm... well, all those people who took the time to learn Klingon will be happy I guess. ](*,)

Omaha!

That explains everything!

Nebraskans are behind it all!

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Somethng tells me they're trying to suggest a Millitary Dictatorship.

The US Strategic Air Command (SAC) used to be based out of Omaha.

These people are a little behind the times if that's what they are implying, wouldn't you say?

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Tensor, I can sympathize! I actually put a tongue-in-cheek warning on my first post that the website will rot one's brain. May I add: turn one insane, drooling, impotent, or worse yet, could make you a BELIEVER, in which case I offer a comprehensive deprogramming "Save The WooWoo'd" for only $129 plus tax. We strap you into the Montauk time travel chair and take you back to before you read that website. Any takers???

I love that little cartoon of the hollow earth.

No wonder they don't let you go down those unlit tunnels at Mammoth Caves.

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They really got it wrong about Omaha! ANYONE who reads GLP posts KNOWS that Denver (specifically the airport) is the future Capital. It currently serves to hide secret experiemnts involving aliens and Masons, but will also become the Capitol and a huge inernment camp for dissident humans.

HOW do they know this? Strange holes in the gound near the runways, plans for a nerw larger runway (for alien spacecraft) and SECRET signs in the murals decorating the terminal building. #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o

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Standing on the shoulders of giants...

I do not want to live on an Earth that has Omaha as its capital! I do not want to live on such a planet!

Unless Marlon Perkins were the global leader, I guess. Then it'd be o.k.

If this isn't a parody, I'll eat my sig.

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No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?

Nah, if I was going to do that, I want to go in the WAY BACK machine. Just make sure the white dog is operating it, not the boy. My guess is, the chances of it working are at least equal (if not better) doing it my way. 8)






@#&%?$ spelling

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Some try to tell me, thoughts they cannot defend,... - Moody Blues.

Neptune- The original Dark Matter.

The author feels that this technique of deliberately lying will actually make it easier for you to learn the ideas. - Donald Knuth

Couldn't have said it better myself.

And what's with this Omaha bovine biomass? I thought Federation HQ was supposed to be in San Francisco?

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Charlie in Dayton, A.AsC.

:roll: Oh great.. the pole shift happens on my birthday.. What kind of luck is that? hehe.

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"Don't worry, everything is getting nicely out of control." -Douglas Adams

I saw that too, something about Monsters from the ID and a pretty gold pony in a pyramid on Mars.

I was more impressed by the selection qualifications of the Tempronauts used by the Montauk Project:

1. Must posess cheap wine in paper bag.
2. Must be able to drink same straight from paper bag.
3. Must not pass out after drinking above.

I have somewhere an unedited file containing the Montauk project book in windows Doc format , if anyone is interested please send me a private message with your email address and I'll send it to you.

Graham

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We all know those Venusians: Doing their hair in shock waves, smoking electrical coronas, wearing Van Allen belts and resting their tiny elbows on a Geiger counter...

John Sladek, The New Apocrypha, pg 34.

Tell me about it. The first one was supposed to happen on my birthday, May 15th.

Thoughts:

I like that it begins by telling you to kill yourself, with all that stuff about "hands in gloves" and then closes that opening remark with "You are in good hands."

After the UFP comment, for those who had to stop, he says something about the UFP letting us all die because of "Karmic lessons". Aliens be Buddhists, y'all!

What are those pictures of ruins about?

On the plus side, I'd never read Nancy's "vision" before now. Wow.

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