I bought a bag of Jolly Ranchers today. As I opened a bag, I have discovered an Apple Jolly Rancher without a wrapper. All the others are neatly wrapped, but this one has no wrapper. Could this be a sign from the Zetas?

Or did someone at the Hershey Foods Corperation mess up?

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May the Schwartz be with you!

Its definitely a sign. It means...............wait for it...................don't eat that piece of candy because you don't know where's it been. That or the pole shift is about to occur. Get in your ditch, I repeat, GET IN YOUR DITCH! 8)

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A person is smart, people are stupid. Agent "K" MIB

You ought to tell the Jolly Rancher story to Nancy in an e-mail, just to see what she says in reply. Pretend to be serious about it, as if you think that you might really be in contact with the Zetas.

My god, I found another!!!

WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME!?!?!?!

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May the Schwartz be with you!

Obviously you should move to Wisconsin and shack up with Nancy.

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This is important. This means something...

Sounds like a good enough excuse to finally go out and see Devil's Tower.

Just be sure to check the back side for runways...

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"Never tell me the odds!" -JayUtah

Ack, I'm in the UK, and we used to have those a couple of years ago, but like most cross-Atlantic foodstuffs, they kinda flopped. And now you can't find them here, and now I want some.

At 2:34 in the morning, too. What to do...?

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No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?

Once you go Zeta,

You'll never have anything greatah!

place a spotlight behind the jolly rancher. Take an over-exposed pic of the jolly rancher.

Please capture the "green apple" persona of the J.R.


Proof-positive to eat the x-mas puppies.

"Hey mom what are you making X-mas eve?"

"...german shepard"

YUM.

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"I refuse to accept criticism from someone who's hiding under a table"
-Arthur

::faints::

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"I'm a genius! A genius can't help it!!" -- Little Washu

Well if I were a Jolly Rancher I'd be trying to relay this message:

"Stop Eating Us!"

Hold the jolly rancher up in front of an index card with a surgical needle sized hole in it. Hold another card beneath it and notice the bulge in the holes shadow.
This method is far superior to proper photography equipment when you need to see something that is not there.
(sarcastic parody from another board)

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