The Never Ending Story!!!!!

[rahuldandekar]

backside of a

[Spacemad]

pair of jeans

[Kelfazin]

even if you

[jja]

sit upon a

[Eric Vaxxine]

glacier. Lamb chops

[Kelfazin]

can also be

[mavA]

many fantastic things

[Kelfazin]

, not the least

[toejam]

green & stinking rotten. Maybe

[Kelfazin]

if we were

[toejam]

not such terrible

[Noclevername]

poets and storytellers

[Eric Vaxxine]

we would invent

[Kelfazin]

a more plausible

[toejam]

and honestly true

[Eric Vaxxine]

governmental system, however,

[rahuldandekar]

since we're geeks,

[Spacemad]

we might as well

[toejam]

stay here and

[Eric Vaxxine]

play sitar, because

[toejam]

it is much

[rahuldandekar]

in demand now,

[Eric Vaxxine]

because bazouki music

[toejam]

,especially this week

[Eric Vaxxine]

as peformed by

[rahuldandekar]

some really skilled

[Eric Vaxxine]

Sicilian bakers creates

[toejam]

an atmosphere of

[rahuldandekar]

almost pure oxygen,

[Eric Vaxxine]

causing some people

[toejam]

to start many

[Eric Vaxxine]

fires in public

[rahuldandekar]

causing enormous losses

[Spacemad]

and immense suffering

[Aiwe]

deep within minor

[Eric Vaxxine]

keys, but since

[Spacemad]

nobody's listening

[toejam]

we can all

[Eric Vaxxine]

raise our voices &

[toejam]

dancing in circles,

[rahuldandekar]

pretend to be

[toejam]

a carefree crowd

[Eric Vaxxine]

only interested in

[toejam]

fun and games

[Eric Vaxxine]

while secretly we're

[Spacemad]

being filmed playing

[Eric Vaxxine]

the fool, but

[rahuldandekar]

the film will

[toejam]

show that we

[Eric Vaxxine]

are acting like

[rahuldandekar]

virtual reality characters

[Eric Vaxxine]

who rely on

[toejam]

fooling too many

[rahuldandekar]

people that they,

[Eric Vaxxine]

hope will believe

[toejam]

that too much

[Eric Vaxxine]

factual evidence generates

[toejam]

agreement. But in

[Eric Vaxxine]

Wyoming there's a

[toejam]

layer of dried

[Eric Vaxxine]

newt mucus and

[KaiYeves]

Illegal elephant ivory.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Getting there is

[toejam]

very difficult because

[KaiYeves]

it's farther than

[Eric Vaxxine]

the petshop, but

[KaiYeves]

closer than Saturn

[bluebanana]

but farther than

[toejam]

my pub. So,

[KaiYeves]

I'll be there

[Eric Vaxxine]

after Monday, expecting

[toejam]

a pint, or

[KaiYeves]

missing a kilogram!

[Mellow]

I thank goodness

[Eric Vaxxine]

my rash has

[KaiYeves]

turned blue-green

[toejam]

only in the

[Eric Vaxxine]

sensitive areas. When

[KaiYeves]

the machine activated

[Eric Vaxxine]

I farted, almost

[3dknight]

Blew up the

[KaiYeves]

Sinkae Co. Headquarters!

[Eric Vaxxine]

The noise woke

[KaiYeves]

from beauty sleep...

[Eric Vaxxine]

two Austrian beggars

[KaiYeves]

named Tobor and

[Eric Vaxxine]

Doodad. They immediatly

[KaiYeves]

called their friend...

[Eric Vaxxine]

for advice, but

[KaiYeves]

he was visiting

[toejam]

his recently divorced

[KaiYeves]

aunt, who was

[toejam]

looking for a

[KaiYeves]

treasure called "The

[Eric Vaxxine]

Perfect Man". She

[KaiYeves]

had heard of

[Eric Vaxxine]

women who claimed

[KaiYeves]

that El Dorado

[toejam]

was really Casanova

[KaiYeves]

's secret hideout

[FlyFoy]

or George Clooney's.

[KaiYeves]

It was deep

[Eric Vaxxine]

sea exploration that

[KaiYeves]

Found off Galapagos

[FlyFoy]

Sea turtle Crush

[KaiYeves]

dating girlfriend Nancy

[Eric Vaxxine]

Albatros, sea bird

[KaiYeves]

cup champion, '99.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Meanwhile in Iraq,

[KaiYeves]

Babylonian King Iamaduduhed

[FlyFoy]

polished his sword

[toejam]

with his own

[Eric Vaxxine]

spit. He resented

[KaiYeves]

his name, which

[Eric Vaxxine]

confused him, but

[KaiYeves]

it was better

[phaishazamkhan]

than watching television. Mom banged on the bathroom door "You're always in there washing your hands! Are you alright?" Sweat beaded on his forehead as he watched the doorknob slowly turn and

[Eric Vaxxine]

he lost conciousness.

[KaiYeves]

When he awoke

[Eric Vaxxine]

20 minutes later

[Grand_Lunar]

he felt a

[KaiYeves]

dog licking him

[toejam]

on his right

[KaiYeves]

cheek. His old

[phaishazamkhan]

dog looked at him with sad, rheumy eyes. Bob trembled once and fell forward wagging his tail one last time.

[toejam]

dog looked at him with sad, rheumy eyes. Bob trembled once and fell forward wagging his tail one last time.

p--khan

With respect , three ( 3 ) words only please, not a whole drama.

Damn, you made me cry.... :(

[Eric Vaxxine]

dog looked at

his owner, then

[KaiYeves]

suddenly began speaking

[Eric Vaxxine]

in French. Then

[KaiYeves]

"Jus mee na

[toejam]

the guy said

[KaiYeves]

quoting Muzzy's commercial

[toejam]

whatever that is

[KaiYeves]

"Language-learning program."

[Eric Vaxxine]

crashed. Only Hugo

[toejam]

the go-go doggo

[KaiYeves]

who lives in

[toejam]

a parrot cage

[chrissy]

beside the standard

[KaiYeves]

of Hong Kong's

[chrissy]

new rules that

[KaiYeves]

prohibit kazoo playing

[toejam]

in hot showers

[chrissy]

or cold pools

[KaiYeves]

or lukewarm theaters.

[chrissy]

but you can

[Eric Vaxxine]

perform wah-wah kazoo

[KaiYeves]

on the first

[Eric Vaxxine]

gig, but never

[chrissy]

sing on the

[toejam]

right notes or

[chrissy]

you will be

[KaiYeves]

fed to rabid

[toejam]

,Viagra chewing, rabbits

[chrissy]

if that doesn't

[KaiYeves]

freak you out,

[toejam]

see my next

[chrissy]

creature of darkness

[Eric Vaxxine]

... Carnivorous mutant newts.

[KaiYeves]

Those newts are

[Eric Vaxxine]

huge, bristling with

[chrissy]

boggle eyes and

[chrissy]

large smelly feet

[chrissy]

,one snaggle tooth

[KaiYeves]

Also, they have

[Eric Vaxxine]

bad breath and

[Grand_Lunar]

...sell car insurance.

[KaiYeves]

Eeek! Car insurance!

[chrissy]

said the two

[KaiYeves]

monkeys in disguise.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I don't understand

[KaiYeves]

said Marcel Moneybags

[Grand_Lunar]

...who had arms....

[KaiYeves]

made out of

[Grand_Lunar]

...tubular carbon steel.

[KaiYeves]

He'd recieved them

[Eric Vaxxine]

by hand delivery

[KaiYeves]

from the company

[Eric Vaxxine]

in Swaziland which

[KaiYeves]

also makes fine

[Eric Vaxxine]

cardboard boxes. Why

[KaiYeves]

don't they make

[Eric Vaxxine]

a point of

[KaiYeves]

mentioning to us

[Eric Vaxxine]

common people, how

[Grand_Lunar]

...sentient robots can....

[Eric Vaxxine]

have tearfull reunions

[Grand_Lunar]

of fans of

[Eric Vaxxine]

country music, while

[Grand_Lunar]

...Daleks celebrate the...

[Eric Vaxxine]

doctor who discovered

[Grand_Lunar]

...gravity! They also....

[Eric Vaxxine]

oiled that squeaky

[Grand_Lunar]

....Cyberman, who also...

[Eric Vaxxine]

annoyingly chattered endlessly

[Grand_Lunar]

...about why the...

[Eric Vaxxine]

hinges on his

[Grand_Lunar]

....door swing whenever...

[Eric Vaxxine]

opened, would always

[KaiYeves]

sound much like

[chrissy]

his wife when

[KaiYeves]

she bakes cookies

[chrissy]

made up of

[KaiYeves]

chopped-up worms
(Just getting in the Halloween spirit.)

[Eric Vaxxine]

and snail-slime glaze

[chrissy]

delicious to taste

[Eric Vaxxine]

and deliciously shiny.

[chrissy]

whoever could resist

[Eric Vaxxine]

snail glazed cookies

[chrissy]

creatures would travel

[Eric Vaxxine]

and be purchased

[chrissy]

from all over

[KaiYeves]

the kingdom of

[chrissy]

snod and the

[toejam]

sneaky, sniggering, snuffling

[chrissy]

creatures would be

[toejam]

snuggly snipped from

[chrissy]

view and stashed

[KaiYeves]

within his secret

[chrissy]

pockets in his

[Eric Vaxxine]

invisible satchel. Besides

[KaiYeves]

that, every leopard

[Eric Vaxxine]

spots Tigers stalking

[chrissy]

plants and animals

[Eric Vaxxine]

in February. Swordfish

[chrissy]

swim upside down

[Eric Vaxxine]

to impress tourists

[chrissy]

also they change

[Mellow]

like Marlon Brando

[chrissy]

one role to

[toejam]

confuse scheming posters

[chrissy]

offering rewards of

[Grand_Lunar]

...glowing, radioactive chunks...

[chrissy]

to the first

[toejam]

one that tells

[chrissy]

the names of

[Eric Vaxxine]

Einsteins best friends

[chrissy]

plus a bonus

[Grand_Lunar]

pile of golden

[chrissy]

cornflakes in milk

[KaiYeves]

from a cow

[chrissy]

not a pig

[toejam]

. Goat would be

[chrissy]

on offer if

[toejam]

needed but the

[chrissy]

questions needed answers

[KaiYeves]

which I didn't

[Mellow]

have at the

[Sean Clayden]

beginning of a

[chrissy]

early morning thread