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Charlie in Dayton
15-August-2005, 06:07 PM
I sit here, quietly typing, glowing in the dark...I am detectably radioactive...

Stress test day. Up at 630 AM (that's stressful enough), scrape off the top layer, gaze longingly at the cereal box on the counter in the kitchen, but no no, can't eat...745 in the sawbones' office...I get examined/poked/prodded/questioned cursorily, then the magic elixir gets injected. I'm now officially a walking WMD...onto the...what do I call it? Two detectors, at 90 degrees to each other, rotating about the body, 32 pictures taken at about every 3 degs of rotation...a little Photoshoppery, a little image stacking (you think I'm kidding? That's exactly how they do it, just like we do for them there faint fuzzies a few zillion miles away...) and now there's a 3-D image of my ticker at rest. Next stop, The Dungeon, with The Treadmill of Doom...

Anyone who's ever seen me knows that I'm not an Olympic caliber anything, but to see if my heart's gonna do an Alien and jump out and run under an equipment cart, we gotta get the heart rate up. I lasted for six minutes, the heart rate got over 150, and ye olde BP got to som'ers around 180/80 or 90...I quizzed the tech closely...apparently those numbers are not really outrageous, especially since my pulse was back down under 100 in a couple of minutes' rest, and the BP dropped commensurately...hey, maybe that diet and exercise (and I really
do need to work up a sweat on a more regular basis) paid off...they let me walk out of the treadmill room, and that's supposedly the best sign of all...right at the end, with my heartbeat thundering in my ears, another gill of Dr. Feelgood's Nuclear Heart Particles...

So after we go relax for about 45 minutes (and with permission scarf down two lean turkey on wheat sannawiches and a bottle of water...ain't I healthy?), it's time for more pictures. The procedure takes about 15 minutes or so, with you laying on a narrow table, your arms over your head (there's a rest to brace 'em on) and a wide wrapping around your torso to minimize movement from breathing. Another 32 pix, and now we have a comparative set to create a 3-D image of the heart after a load's been put on it. While you're lying there, a screen shows you real-time moving images of your heart from each detector...the tech says that there's not much that can be determined from those images, the important ones are post-processing...but I could see definite differences in the two sets. The increased bloodflow puts more particles in various places, and I could see where post-load there had been increased flow to various heart muscles. The outline of a heart was plainly visible. That's an odd yet extremely interesting sight to see, realizing that the fist-size ball of glowing muscles that's squirming on the screen is what's keeping you alive...

Anyway, all the information I got today was reassuring...while it was extremely preliminary, no one had a worried look on their face, or whistled at a result, or said to someone else "Hey, c'mere and take a look at this", or screamed "HOLY CRAP!!" and went running from the room...so I guess I'll live until Doc Malone gives me the official word next week...back to the CD's...gotta put that Indy slide show together...

gethen
15-August-2005, 06:48 PM
I'm just glad you're following the doc's orders, getting tested, taking care of yourself. A really wonderful couple I know are in serious denial about their health and it's frightening to contemplate what it's gonna take to wake them up. Both have histories of heart disease in their families and both exercise infrequently and eat like longshoremen. Good for you, Charlie.

Heid the Ba'
16-August-2005, 12:12 PM
Small changes over a long period is the only way to do it. keep up the good work fella. =D> =D> =D>

N C More
16-August-2005, 12:28 PM
My husband did the whole heart work up last fall as well (his family is loaded with heart problems). He's fared pretty good and has changed many of his "evil ways" (only eats pepperoni pizza occassionally, instead of just about daily!). It's very wise of Charlie to deal with any issues when they are small...a good bit of advice for all of us!

Maksutov
16-August-2005, 01:03 PM
We're all pulling for you, Charlie. Hope you can tell. We're all in this together, as Red Green used to say. :D

And remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. :wink:

paulie jay
16-August-2005, 01:09 PM
A very interesting read Charlie! Good on you for taking care of yourself. :)

captain swoop
16-August-2005, 01:36 PM
A mate of mine had a Hearty just before Xmas. He had 3 arteries blocked. Doc put it down to too much grub and not enough exercise. Anyway they Stent Piped 2 of them and can't do anything with the 3rd other than a bypass but as he is only 42 they want to avoid that as they are only good for 20 years and can't be redone.

Anyway since Xmas he has lost 5 stones and is out on the Mountain Bike every day, says he has never felt better.

Charlie in Dayton
17-August-2005, 03:22 AM
A mate of mine had a Hearty just before Xmas. He had 3 arteries blocked. Doc put it down to too much grub and not enough exercise. Anyway they Stent Piped 2 of them and can't do anything with the 3rd other than a bypass but as he is only 42 they want to avoid that as they are only good for 20 years and can't be redone.

Anyway since Xmas he has lost 5 stones and is out on the Mountain Bike every day, says he has never felt better.

I don't know what's more impressive...the fact that your friend has lost that much weight, or that I know how much that is in pounds... :o

Charlie in Dayton
23-August-2005, 09:09 PM
My warranty has been renewed

Had a session with the cardiologist today.

Actually made !!! 7 !!! minutes on the treadmill of doom...the electrocardiogram and the Dr Strangelove Nuclear CardioPortraits detected that I had a small heart attack 2 1/2 years ago, but there has been no further deterioration of heart muscle or cardiac function since then.
Weight is down.
Cholesterol is down...or in the case of the good kind, up...not to perfect levels, but drastically improved, and getting better.
Weight is down...again, not as much as I'd like, but significant improvement has been made, and progress continues.
My medication is not affecting liver function.
The next time he wants to see me is one year from now.
We even passed a moment or two discussing astronomy -- turns out Dr Malone is an occasional stargazer.
He told me to keep up the good work, and had a small smile as he left the room.

I am freakin' GOLDEN, boys and girls...so I celebrated with a nice big veggie (light cheese, light oil&vinegar dressing, hold the mayo) sub and a diet co-cola....

...and how was your day?

N C More
23-August-2005, 10:34 PM
Way to go Charlie!

That old saying, "When you have your health, you have everything", certainly rings true. I just did the check up thing myself, I'm not doing too badly for over half a century either! :D

Congratulations!

Gillianren
24-August-2005, 12:57 AM
...and how was your day?

sprained my ankle Friday, but I'm glad to hear you're better! better a bum ankle than a dicky heart, right?

Celestial Mechanic
24-August-2005, 06:05 AM
My warranty has been renewed[Snip!]
Good to hear it. :D

Just don't smear Jell-O on your doorstep and set the sofa on fire, even if chicken hearts can't stand Jell-O! 8)

Heid the Ba'
24-August-2005, 12:21 PM
My warranty has been renewed[Snip!]
Good to hear it. :D

Just don't smear Jell-O on your doorstep and set the sofa on fire, even if chicken hearts can't stand Jell-O! 8)

I have no idea what this means, but well done CiD! =D>

Charlie in Dayton
25-August-2005, 04:33 AM
The Jell-O goes on the kitchen floor, if I remember...

It's an old Bill Cosby comedy routine about a spooky radio show when he was a kid...that there chicken heart wasn't gonna get him, no sir...

Celestial Mechanic
25-August-2005, 05:15 AM
The Jell-O goes on the kitchen floor, if I remember...[Snip!]
It has been a long time since I've heard it! #-o
The chicken-heart went down the hall. (Boom-boom!!)
It rang for the elevator. (Boom-boom!!)
"Fourth floor..auugghhh!! (Boom-boom!!) (Boom-boom!!)