The never ending woowoo game

[mugaliens]

expounding virtues indicriminately.

[ToSeek]

But we also

[antoniseb]

demand science without

Here is the text of messages 1-159:
More effective microchips create an unlimited, hundred percent efficient but potentially hazardous perfectly balanced system to off balance the rise in ultra hyperdimensional subspace uniformity of temperature which can lead to quantum monopole polarization. The effect,nay, the metaeffect is not unlike zero point energy the quality which, although not with dimensional transformations that condescend to obey intelligent designs that do mimic fractals in Germany only where the beer unbeknownst to consumers from Planet X faked Apollo photos used as beermats on Elvis' UFO.

Meanwhile, the Riemann-Uluru-Alaska pseudointegral of electrical energy times pi squared defines the aperture and shutter speed of a Romanian telescope pointed at a non-einsteinian subspace embedded within a Primordial Magnetic Field Generator, producing a giant, fuzzy, green crystalline worm track Shreveport High-Intake Turbo pseudo-gravitational flux quotient or in French: quotient pseudo-de la gravité de flux reversely retranslated as "shpadoinkle" which when inverted miraculously transforms into its own inverse.

Einstein didn't believe the global conspiracy but then again it sure doesn't take an Einstein to see lizardmen who use contrails carved into Martian transgalactic intradimensionl water-features. These are obviously some disturbed freaks or NASA cronies. The Iron Sun will supernova when the cows come home or the Saints win the football.

This is cool! Below absolute zero is where the negative entropy produces positive balanced systems On an equilateral plane of dissonant resonances that interact with the dissonant plane. If we consider, however Planet X's inevitable pole shift which will come soon later never to a solar system filled with jello composed of hydrogen peroxide and rapidly sublimating Dry Ice!

If we hyperdimensionalize, however, we will see, that without realistic constraints time will stop. Reality is not readily accessible to mystical solipsist prognosticators. Schnitzel-field rhombic hydrogenators account for 60% less milkfat than people first thought in The Middle Ages. But in 2012 another space odyssey will set out as The Mayans predicted, to prove that Nibaru will be. But until the evidense applies we must stockpile Monkey [Bad Word Deleted]!!!!

However, it seems the Monkeys, are unwilling to produce theorys that might or might not prove conclusively that under certain circumstances a certain uncertainty from heisenberg's backyard should do his job. In reality, according to Nostradamus, ,and other alternatives the end of one thing is in the beginning there were many of another. But in the meantime photographic evidence reveals (upon high magnification) that the micro cephalization of debunkers in transactional therapy shows signs of JPEG compression artifacts.

Clearly the Illuminati convinced Galileo to give up the smoking of pipes has never been proven. Zetan's meanwhile armed against Atlanteans with holographic crystals and five-dimensional pseudogravitic flux portals which, in turn, lauch tribbles at near light-speed spew, unendingly from the orifice of The President of The French Republic of Monroe, PA the secret location of BABBling's Martian wormhole; located in subsection Plural Z Alpha (final resting place of the holy grail of "AAAAAARRGGHHHHHH...............) where the BABBlers cover-up Sibrels which results in hyperbolic diarria of the mouth.

[antoniseb]

Here are messages 160 through 339:
I am no doubt amused at Order of Magnitude (of a) wooden plank's density, Therefore the government sent black helicopters with 5 rotorblades stable and uniform with the assignment to find and copy the one true Ring!!! First they'll search for alien devices which are located in the outer Solar system. Then create Hubble images of Good American made quantum tricycles and buckeyballs with an iron core that made of artificial plants that rule Solid State Microchips from giant lizards from giant lizards with Human Brains. The lizards expect free Pizza from solstice to solstice from Dominos!!!!

The hollow earth, a midsize gong, is exactly equal to metal moons careening through space. One Big Bang deserves another.

A new probe will certainly reveal itself, unless there is evidence of optical illusions which do occur unless you tie an an escaping photon, tired by gravity, and lensed by massive black holes into the equation without regard to the mathematical consistency of the original Anomaly. But when those photons collide watch out for purple people eaters spewing chemtrails from The martian face. However, the atoms in homeopathic resonance with the surface of the Sun are radiating heavily will explode with a thunderous applause from planet X. This will cause the opposite of the reverse of a pasta/ antipasta explosion as the Flying Spaghetti Monster with fried onions.

hen Nancy Lieder said, I'm gonna jump! Since, no one cared she went anyway but straight into an Anunaki wormhole! This was predicted by the Nazca Lines by the Nazca Lines middle (of) Lake Titicaca huh, huh, you said Titicaca, huh, huh sighting over Popocatapetl with a harvest moon casting down its Sunburing cosmic eclipse reflecting anti-light from cause horrible jokes these will be made by Beavis and Butthead!!!! They ultimitly decide to sit on the couch where the green monkey's illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator explodes!!!! This causes much rioting as klingons never experienced this kind of rapid expansion of The left Klingonian buttock which duly implodes..(hence the name?) making a big stain on the battle-moon Mimas after a food-fight.

The proto-nucleon of Jays hot computer was used by Incan calendar makers to make a Flux Capaciter work without a toilet by reversing the polarity of the Fermion couplings in the flush linkage. But the signal, beamed at white dwarf burst X-rays all makes Microwaved Popcorn give two-headed mutations. This is ok, because in the new order wearing Polyester, is mandatory because it enhances the dual-neck look that identifies lizards can be quite stylish, and identifies your lizardness and position, if any, within the context of the Uber-Class!

As Carl Sagan said, "Billions and billions of germs will die unless we discover germ food in the inner core of a black hole (What?! Germ food??!) (rather woowoo, isn't it?). Confused by this Mad man´s thread tethered to sputnik in a wormhole lowered slowly by Kirk,Spock and Scotty instead of beaming, they used cosmic glowing beanie babies to finish, the Carl Sagan quote!" viz; is is is? (I think he's been scratched) Ouch! That hurt! Luckily, I have a scratch remover as an attachment to my Flying saucer the U.S.S. Lollipop Population: us and 5 Million, rabid monkeys!!!! Then, the monkeys script for Hamlet fell in a wormhole and emerged on the other side of Denmark. There to be serialised instead of parallelised as, the next big revolution in Electronics was postponed due to Neils Bohr and his band of xylophonists, who unfortunately, got caught down the pub playing with the barmaid's Exhausting Reimann Manifold.

[ToSeek]

outlying data points

Makes more sense than I thought it would.

[Eric Vaxxine]

or Japanese Chips.

[mugaliens]

This, despite heavy

[Eric Vaxxine]

water retention, caused

[rahuldandekar]

the psuedoscientific plague

(Great work, Anton, thanks :D )

[antoniseb]

and periodic antisocial

I plan to do a few more, and eventually catch us up. I'm curious as to whether we are getting better, worse, or staying the same at weaving this narrative.

[Eric Vaxxine]

woowoo anomalous discoveries.

[ToSeek]

But she claims,"

[antoniseb]

Planet X's Angels reincarnate

[Eric Vaxxine]

as Black Dwarfs,

[ToSeek]

threatening us with

[antoniseb]

small ghastly auras

[Eric Vaxxine]

is nonsense". " Coincidentally

[ToSeek]

in a galaxy

[Eric Vaxxine]

nearly far away

[mugaliens]

to the right

[ToSeek]

of the first

[antoniseb]

star seen tonight

[ToSeek]

a gathering of

[rahuldandekar]

woo-woo-ers commences after

[Eric Vaxxine]

Fission Chips." Mahesh

[rahuldandekar]

then rips off

[Eric Vaxxine]

her space helmet

[rahuldandekar]

to expose the

[ToSeek]

expression of utter

[antoniseb]

delight at seeing

[Eric Vaxxine]

a genuine BAUTer.

[ToSeek]

"It's so good

[Eric Vaxxine]

it's almost unbelieveable

[rahuldandekar]

that being ToSeeked

[ToSeek]

happens so often

[rahuldandekar]

that even galaxies

[antoniseb]

join arms and

[ToSeek]

sing loud hosannas

[antoniseb]

discovering previous announcements

[rahuldandekar]

by the clusters

[mugaliens]

instead of globs

[mahesh]

, truly Virgoan Delight!

[rahuldandekar]

And when aliens

[Eric Vaxxine]

visit woowoo homes

[mahesh]

, enjoying Bose-Einstein condensates,

[rahuldandekar]

and Antimatter Agglomerates,

[Eric Vaxxine]

they perform experiments

[rahuldandekar]

for isolating the

[Eric Vaxxine]

clever parts of

[antoniseb]

woo-woo psyches offering

[rahuldandekar]

a glimpse of

[antoniseb]

the inner workings

[ToSeek]

of a deranged

[mahesh]

free helicoid strings

[Eric Vaxxine]

Sympathy Orchestra. WooWooWomen

[antoniseb]

, unlike Woowoo men,

[Eric Vaxxine]

have strange protruberances

[ToSeek]

in the front

[Eric Vaxxine]

half of their

[antoniseb]

Vintage automobile fenders.

[Eric Vaxxine]

At night they

[ToSeek]

perform strange rituals

[antoniseb]

praying to Area-51

[rahuldandekar]

so that Nancy

[Eric Vaxxine]

(the German Shepard)

[mahesh]

'Bach's in D-Minor

[antoniseb]

will resonate across

[rahuldandekar]

the infinite vastness

[ToSeek]

between her ears

[antoniseb]

. Nancy dreams of

[mahesh]

Pluto, while far

[mickal555]

seems to have

[Eric Vaxxine]

gotten lost in

[mickal555]

a shopping centre

[antoniseb]

for new age

[ToSeek]

potions, which often

[antoniseb]

enlighten open minds

[ToSeek]

unless taken with

[Arneb]

sour grape juice laced with

[ToSeek]

sprigs of parsley.

[Arneb]

Occasionlly, you will find there...

[ToSeek]

strange people with

[Arneb]

pointy ears protruding from

[ToSeek]

their hairy chests

[antoniseb]

. Nancy calls them

[ToSeek]

hairy chest-ear beings

[antoniseb]

from tintabula seven

[ToSeek]

and says they

[rahuldandekar]

are here to

[antoniseb]

sell us potions.

[rahuldandekar]

The potions' symptoms

[antoniseb]

come in two

[ToSeek]

primary categories. First,

[mickal555]

is the blue

[rahuldandekar]

vision of Doctor

[ToSeek]

Who a matter

[rahuldandekar]

of Nancy's symptoms?

[Ozzy]

and secondly, several

[The skeptic]

radium-based cure-alls were...

[rahuldandekar]

decaying fast enough

[antoniseb]

to cause many

[ToSeek]

glow-in-the-dark

[antoniseb]

followers to predict

[Eric Vaxxine]

the future. Nancy

[antoniseb]

won't change her

[Eric Vaxxine]

armour, despite smelling

[antoniseb]

lavender ointment residue

[Eric Vaxxine]

regularly. Nancy also

[ToSeek]

rants and raves

[rahuldandekar]

about Planet XYZ's

[antoniseb]

impending destructive encounter

[ToSeek]

with a melon

[antoniseb]

and Gallagher's mallet.

[Arneb]

There is a possibility to escape impending doom, however:

[ToSeek]

Earth's dark twin

[Eric Vaxxine]

has a cunning

[ToSeek]

plan to intercede

[antoniseb]

and cripple efforts

[rahuldandekar]

to destroy Planet

[mugaliens]

P. But we

[antoniseb]

know terrible secrets

[Mellow]

that will change

[mahesh]

the pip squeaks

[ToSeek]

into extremely large

[antoniseb]

soft comet eating

[ToSeek]

monster tribbles with

[rahuldandekar]

huge antennae ready

[Kootenaistar]

track them wherever

[antoniseb]

they emit frequencies

[Mellow]

that coincide with

[mahesh]

German Shepherd's 'Bach'

[rahuldandekar]

and also farts

[mickal555]

which tends to

[antoniseb]

inflate previous predictions.

[ToSeek]

Once we have

[mahesh]

stained the bacterium

[rahuldandekar]

which is powerful

[banquo's_bumble_puppy]

and very efficient

[antoniseb]

at enhancing psychic

[mugaliens]

decay, we flouridate

[antoniseb]

our milk to

[rahuldandekar]

make the teeth

[mahesh]

gleam gleam gleam.

[mickal555]

This in turn

[antoniseb]

brings Elvis' ghost

[mahesh]

, spiritedly gyrating pelvis,

[rahuldandekar]

and Elvis lives!

[Mellow]

But not in

[mickal555]

the really meek

[ToSeek]

microorganisms of known

[antoniseb]

MichaelJFox origins. The

[mugaliens]

pancreas quivers, expelling

[antoniseb]

insulin in copious

[Gruesome]

amounts, furthermore many

[ToSeek]

cells are working

[antoniseb]

overtime to make

[mickal555]

Some more Alian

[rahuldandekar]

llamas, in order

[mahesh]

to fleece fleas

[antoniseb]

of their hard-won

[rahuldandekar]

dogs' hairy backs

[antoniseb]

. Meanwhile, the spleen

[Arneb]

opened contact with

[ToSeek]

a recalcitrant pancreas

[Arneb]

to press the point

[antoniseb]

about Elvis and

[Arneb]

how he was genetically reconstructed from

[rahuldandekar]

(only 3 words, Arneb)

an audio CD,

[antoniseb]

and Tunguska dust.

[rahuldandekar]

Now, the cloned

[Mellow]

Elvis Presley mutants

[antoniseb]

,demanding peanut-butter&banana sandwiches,

[Eric Vaxxine]

explode on contact

[mahesh]

with hamburgers. Nevertheless

[Eric Vaxxine]

Bur gerking sponsor

[mahesh]

, Llamas of Titicaca,

[antoniseb]

Wurtmueller's cinemagraphic masterpiece,

[rahuldandekar]

crush the Nancies

[mugaliens]

amorphously behaving contrarily

[antoniseb]

to traditional grilling.

[Arneb]

Upon exploding, the Elvis clones will

[antoniseb]

cure Parkinson's disease

[Arneb]

in any bystander. However,

[antoniseb]

concerns that telemeres

[Arneb]

might be broken due to Zeta-force-like subdimensional Kappa-ray retransinformation events

[antoniseb]

raised red flags.

[Arneb]

You can't, after all,

[antoniseb]

use Elvis' genes

[rahuldandekar]

to make puddings

[Frog march]

that go tick

[antoniseb]

in sick people.

[Arneb]

Suddenly, when one of the Elvis clones somehow

[antoniseb]

broke into Hound-dog

[Arneb]

mode, there appeared out of the blue

[antoniseb]

suede shoes, ankles

[mahesh]

, all forty-nine metatarsals,

[Eric Vaxxine]

(Arneb, this is a three word game...although your one long sentance has helped the story flow).

[rahuldandekar]

And baseball caps!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Woowoo's are gullable

[mahesh]

flying at light-speed,

[Eric Vaxxine]

ignoring the facts

[Frog march]

as they speak

[Eric Vaxxine]

authoritatively. Common Sense

[mugaliens]

tells thespians jokingly

[Duane]

that geophysicists always

[mahesh]

dig up anti-matter,

[Eric Vaxxine]

whenever they can.

[mahesh]

Canis Major, Siriusly

[antoniseb]

is the source

[Eric Vaxxine]

of Galactic anoma-lies

[Frog march]

far behond the

[ToSeek]

ones often encountered

[antoniseb]

from Canis Minor.

[mahesh]

Unaware of this,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Aunty Matter telephoned

[Frog march]

"no more punns"-she said

[mahesh]

" makes things Messier",

[antoniseb]

which we cannot

[rahuldandekar]

catalogue correctly, but

[ToSeek]

so long as

[antoniseb]

our draper's catalog

[Duane]

has Arp anomalties

[ToSeek]

only in the

[Eric Vaxxine]

classified pages, everything-else

[antoniseb]

must be tidy

[Eric Vaxxine]

or woowoo's become

[Frog march]

traffic wardens. The

[Eric Vaxxine]

The Woowoo Conference

[antoniseb]

in Las Vegas

[Duane]

has secret attendees

[Eric Vaxxine]

dressed as sheep

[Frog march]

farmers from Dundee

[Eric Vaxxine]

which confuses most

[Duane]

reporters, who then

[Eric Vaxxine]

telephone their mom

[rahuldandekar]

who shouts at

[Eric Vaxxine]

the woowoo postman

[afterburner]

telling him that

[rahuldandekar]

he is funnily

[Frog march]

got one arm

[ToSeek]

and therefore can't

[Arneb]

handwave properly.

[mugaliens]

Meanwhile, Dundee farmers

[rahuldandekar]

attack the llamas

[Eric Vaxxine]

with bananas and

[Mellow]

soft fruit bazookas

[mahesh]

, sending graspberry ripples,

[rahuldandekar]

and vanilla flashes

[Eric Vaxxine]

telepathically, while discussing

[Frog march]

post code areas