The never ending woowoo game

[Frog march]

Inspired by the "more efficient logical computers" thread and a second(at least) attempt at this game on this(BABB before the merger) board.

The rule is to post 3 words to continue the woowoo/scientific theory.


Start

More effective microchips......

[Fram]

create an unlimited

[azazul]

, hundred percent efficient

[Obviousman]

but potentially hazardous

[azazul]

perfectly balanced system.

[Candy]

to off balance

[Matthew]

the rise in

[Van Rijn]

ultra hyperdimensional subspace

[Candy]

uniformity of temperature

[Frog march]

which can lead

[EvilBob]

to quantum monopole

[Fram]

polarization. The effect

[worzel]

,nay, the metaeffect

[Lianachan]

is not unlike

[Van Rijn]

zero point energy

[Maksutov]

the quality which

[Lianachan]

, although not with

[Maksutov]

dimensional transformations that

[worzel]

condescend to obey

[Maksutov]

intelligent designs that

[mahesh]

...do mimic fractals

[Frog march]

in Germany only

[worzel]

where the beer

[Enzp]

unbeknownst to consumers

[Maksutov]

from Planet X

[PhantomWolf]

faked Apollo photos

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used as beermats

[Donnie B.]

on Elvis' UFO.

[Paul Mitchell]

Meanwhile,

[iron4]

the Riemann-Uluru-Alaska pseudointegral

[Donnie B.]

of electrical energy

[Fram]

times pi squared

[Donnie B.]

defines the aperture

[mahesh]

and shutter speed

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of a Romanian

[peter eldergill]

telescope pointed at

(This is freakin' HILARIOUS, BTW)

Pete

[Yorkshireman]

a non-einsteinian subspace

[Chip]

embedded within a

[antoniseb]

Primordial Magnetic Field

[Donnie B.]

Generator, producing a

[Gruesome]

giant, fuzzy, green

[Donnie B.]

crystalline worm track

[publiusr]

Shreveport High-Intake Turbo

[weatherc]

pseudo-gravitational flux quotient

[Chip]

or in French:

[weatherc]

quotient pseudo-de la gravité de flux

[tbm]

reversely retranslated as "shpadoinkle"

[weatherc]

which when inverted

[Chip]

miraculously transforms into

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... its own inverse.

[weatherc]

Einstein didn't believe

[aurora]

the global conspiracy

[tbm]

but then again

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... it sure doesn't take an Einstein ...

[Van Rijn]

to see lizardmen

[weatherc]

who use contrails

[Yorkshireman]

carved into Martian

[worzel]

transgalactic intradimensionl water-features.

[ToSeek]

These are obviously

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... some disturbed freaks ...

[antoniseb]

or NASA cronies.

[Van Rijn]

The Iron Sun

[Superluminal]

will supernova when

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... the cows come home ...

[Superluminal]

Or the Saints

[enginelessjohn]

win the football.

[genebujold]

This is cool!

[Van Rijn]

Below absolute zero

[GDwarf]

Is where the

[George]

negative entropy produces

[weatherc]

positive balanced systems

[GDwarf]

On an equilateral

[genebujold]

plane of dissonant

[Enzp]

resonances that interact

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... with the dissonant plane.

[ASEI]

of inverted dohnuts

[peter eldergill]

If we consider, however

Edit: Someone posted just before me, sorry for the lack on sense here

Pete

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... Planet X ...

[Donnie B.]

Someone posted just before me, sorry for the lack on sense hereYeah, your post made decidedly less sense than all the... oh, wait... never mind!

[Donnie B.]

's inevitable pole shift

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... which will come soon later never ...

[peter eldergill]

to a solar system

(this is addicting)

[Mars]

filled with jello

[Donnie B.]

composed of hydrogen peroxide

[ASEI]

and rapidly sublimating

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... Dry Ice!

[peter eldergill]

If we hyperdimensionalize, however,

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... we will see, that ...

[ASEI]

without realistic constraints

[Mars]

Time will stop

[ASEI]

Reality is not

[Joff]

readily accessible to

[ASEI]

mystical solipsist prognosticators.

[Joff]

Schnitzel-field rhombic hydrogenators

[HenrikOlsen]

account for 60%

[Enzp]

less milkfat than

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people first thought

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... in The Middle Ages.

[Fram]

But in 2012

[Nicolas]

-another space odyssey-

[HenrikOlsen]

will set out

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... as The Mayans predicted,

[Frog march]

to prove that

[Van Rijn]

Nibaru will be

[Nicolas]

. :D But until

[Fram]

the evidense applies

[Yorkshireman]

we must stockpile

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... Monkey [Bad Word Deleted]!!!!

[Nicolas]

However, it seems


(since when is "business"a bad word??? :D)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... the Monkeys, are unwilling to produce ...

(Um ... The Monkey Product, I was Thinking Of, Can ONLY Be Harvested, From an Excited Monkey!)

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theorys that might

[Nicolas]

or might not

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... prove conclusively that ...

[Fram]

under certain circumstances

[Nicolas]

a certain uncertainty

[mahesh]

from heisenberg's backyard.....

[Frog march]

should do his

[Nicolas]

job. In reality,

[Fram]

according to Nostradamus,

[Nicolas]

,and other alternatives

[Argos]

the end of

[Nicolas]

one thing is

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in the beginning

[ToSeek]

there were many

[Donnie B.]

of another. But

[Argos]

In the meantime

[Fram]

photographic evidence reveals

[Donnie B.]

(upon high magnification)

[Argos]

that the micro

[ToSeek]

cephalization of debunkers

[Frog march]

in transactional therapy

[Joff]

shows signs of

[Donnie B.]

JPEG compression artifacts.

[ToSeek]

Clearly the Illuminati

[Donnie B.]

convinced Galileo to

[Argos]

give up the

[Frog march]

smoking of pipes

[peter eldergill]

has never been

[tjm220]

proven. Zetan's meanwhile

[Joff]

armed against Atlanteans

[antoniseb]

with holographic crystals

[ToSeek]

and five-dimensional

[Yorkshireman]

pseudogravitic flux portals

[tbm]

which, in turn, lauch tribbles

[Lianachan]

at near light-speed

[corkft]

spew, unendingly from

[ToSeek]

the orifice of

[Mars]

The President of

[Superluminal]

The French Republic

[Mars]

of Monroe, PA

[Enzp]

the secret location of

[sarongsong]

BABBling's Martian wormhole;

[Frog march]

located in subsection

[Yorkshireman]

Plural Z Alpha

[tbm]

(final resting place of the holy grail of "AAAAAARRGGHHHHHH...............)

[Frog march]

where the BABBlers

[Superluminal]

Cover-up Sibrels

[ASEI]

which results in hyperbolic

[Superluminal]

diarria of the mouth.

[antoniseb]

I am no

[Superluminal]

doubt amused at

[peteshimmon]

Order of Magnitude

[mahesh]

(of a) wooden plank's density..

[mickal555]

Therefore the government...

[Donnie B.]

sent black helicopters

[Fram]

with 5 rotorblades

[Argos]

stable and uniform

[ToSeek]

with the assignment

[peter eldergill]

to find and copy

[antoniseb]

the one true

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Ring!!!

[ToSeek]

First they'll search

[Gemini]

for alien devices

[tbm]

which are located

[Argos]

in the outer

[NoXion]

Solar system. Then

[peteshimmon]

create Hubble images

[antoniseb]

of Good American

[peteshimmon]

made quantum tricycles

[Gemini]

and buckeyballs with

[Duane]

an iron core that

[Superluminal]

made of artificial

[Gemini]

plants that rule

[Mars]

Solid State Microchips

[Gemini]

from giant lizards

[antoniseb]

With Human Brains.

[ToSeek]

The lizards expect

[Mars]

Free Pizza from

[Enzp]

solstice to solstice

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... from Dominos!!!!

[Fram]

The hollow earth

[Nicolas]

, a midsize gong,

[Frog march]

is exactly equal

[Nicolas]

to metal moons

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... careening through space.

[Nicolas]

One Big Bang

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... deserves another.

[Nicolas]

:D


A new probe

[cyswxman]

will certainly reveal

[Nicolas]

itself, unless there

[The Shade]

is evidence of

[HenrikOlsen]

optical illusions which

[Nicolas]

do occur unless

[mickal555]

you tie an

[mahesh]

an escaping photon

[Fram]

, tired by gravity,

[Yorkshireman]

and lensed by

[Argos]

massive black holes

[Nicolas]

into the equation

[Donnie B.]

without regard to

[Argos]

the mathematical consistency

[ToSeek]

of the original

[Donnie B.]

Anomaly. But when

[antoniseb]

those photons collide

[Frog march]

watch out for

[ToSeek]

purple people eaters

[tjm220]

spewing chemtrails from

[antoniseb]

The martian face.

[Argos]

However, the atoms

[sts60]

in homeopathic resonance

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... with the surface of the Sun ...

[ToSeek]

are radiating heavily

[Gemini]

will explode with

[Argos]

a thunderous applause.

[Gemini]

from planet X

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

. This will cause ....

[Nicolas]

the opposite of

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... the reverse of ....

[Gemini]

a pasta/ antipasta explosion

[ToSeek]

as the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[peteshimmon]

with fried onions.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Then Nancy Lieder said, ...

[Gemini]

I'm gonna jump!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Since, no one cared ...

[Gemini]

she went anyway

[Enzp]

but straight

[Gemini]

into an Anunaki wormhole!

[Fram]

This was predicted

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... by the Nazca Lines ...

[HenrikOlsen]

... when read from ...

[mahesh]

middle (of) Lake Titicaca

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... huh, huh, you said Titicaca, huh, huh ...

[Enzp]

sighting over Popocatapetl

[peteshimmon]

with a harvest moon

[Frog march]

casting down its

[mickal555]

Sunburing cosmic eclipse

[The Shade]

reflecting anti-light from

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... cause horrible jokes ...

[mickal555]

these will be

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... made by Beavis and Butthead!!!!