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Chunky
10-March-2006, 12:24 AM
hey my names john and when im high i always get these ideas so seem revolutionary and others i disprove but sadly i have forgotten most of them (marijuana) it affects the memory,you know anyways i had this this theory just a min ago so i registered so i could get some help with it i guess he it is i wrote it on a note pad on the computer so ill just paste it here:


all time is is the speed at which you obsorbe the present.
the speed of time is fifferent in each person
which is why we dies at different age, excluding deseses and famon and every thing wich is not pure.
find a way to slow down a persons obsorbing speed and you will slow doen time dated thu mar 9 5:29 pm
bye johnathan daniel hoehaver
p.s. and also i made a quote:knowledge isnt know untill its thought. p.p.s. its true

randb
10-March-2006, 12:44 AM
huh?

Kelfazin
10-March-2006, 12:51 AM
ummm....ok.

After weaving through the spelling, it still looks like a bunch of nonsense to me. So what did you want help with?

Nicolas
10-March-2006, 01:03 AM
Your logic is flawed: there definately is a generic speed of time. Otherwise there would be people from the audience leaving the races halfway and others still watching in awe long after it's finished. You can't state personal time would stretch or compress everything, otherwise you can't outlive somebody else who also died "pure".

Of course, there are differences in experiencing time related to consciousness and other factors. Time flies when playing games, time goes very slow in an immediate crisis where you're at max awareness etc.

But the theory as you state it does not fit with reality.

And if whatever you take affects your memory, I think you should try to reduce taking it. It does not sound healthy.

Gullible Jones
10-March-2006, 01:15 AM
... What in heaven's name...?

Yeah, I daresay it's babble...

Chunky
10-March-2006, 01:44 AM
... What in heaven's name...?

Yeah, I daresay it's babble...
bc we are not ignorant

Gullible Jones
10-March-2006, 04:48 AM
Eh, who aren't?

farmerjumperdon
10-March-2006, 12:45 PM
Holy altered states Batman!

mahesh
10-March-2006, 01:00 PM
bc we are not ignorant


Well Jonathan Daniel Hoehaver

(and i echo farmerjumperdon's sentiment).....
don't you know that time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

The_Radiation_Specialist
10-March-2006, 02:30 PM
I says we needs an neuw Rule in the BAUT :
...Dont post if your high...

Swift
10-March-2006, 04:07 PM
I says we needs an neuw Rule in the BAUT :
...Dont post if your high...
Friends don't let friends post high. ;)

JohnW
10-March-2006, 04:22 PM
I'm hoping Johnathan has put the pipe down, is sleeping it off, and will provide an English translation in the morning.

farmerjumperdon
10-March-2006, 04:29 PM
Friends don't let friends post high. ;)

As a forward in my playing days, adds new meaning to my favorite play, . . .

wait for it . . .

The High Post.

Ba-da-boom.

Moose
10-March-2006, 05:02 PM
"What if Dee Oh Gee really spelled 'cat'?"
"Whoa."

farmerjumperdon
10-March-2006, 05:06 PM
Reminds me of a Dennis Miller bit:

A - "How do I know the color red is the same for me as it is for you?"

B - "OK, put the elephant bong down Momenschwanz, you're starting to scare me."

Gruesome
10-March-2006, 05:07 PM
Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

farmerjumperdon
10-March-2006, 05:14 PM
Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Oh no! Not you too!

Roving Philosopher
10-March-2006, 05:18 PM
"What if Dee Oh Gee really spelled 'cat'?"
"Whoa."

I find it slightly embarrassing how quickly I was able to identify that quote...

Gruesome
10-March-2006, 05:21 PM
Oh no! Not you too!

Heh-heh-heh. Uh...what?

Gruesome
10-March-2006, 05:23 PM
I find it slightly embarrassing how quickly I was able to identify that quote...

One of the funniest DVDs I've seen in, like, ever, dude.

Chunky
17-June-2006, 02:53 AM
i was so freakin high when i typed that thread. i forgot all about it until i typed my full name in google and it poped up im sorry every one for being so stupid lol but most of my idea do seem pretty good when im high.i cant believe i remembered my password lol

Maksutov
17-June-2006, 04:16 AM
A great scene, man...Pinto: Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher.

Mr. Jennings: Teaching pays the rent till l finish my novel.

Pinto: How long have you been working on it?

Mr. Jennings: Four and a half years.

Pinto: Must be very good.

Mr. Jennings: It's a piece of &#%@.

(soft instrumental music)

Mr. Jennings: Would anybody like to smoke some pot?

Pinto, Boone, and Katy: Yeah.

(Mr. Jennings gets up, locks the door, and pulls down all the window shades)

Boone (to Pinto): You ever smoked before?

Pinto: Sure.

Boone: When did you ever smoke pot?

Pinto: I've done a lot of things you don't know about.

Pinto (to Mr. Jennings): I won't go schizo, will l?

Mr. Jennings (smiling): There's a distinct possibility.

Pinto: Is this right?

Mr. Jennings: Try not to drool quite so much on the end of it.

(Pinto coughs)

Boone and Katy: (feeling the effects and singing) Hey, Paula.
I wanna marry you
Hey, Paula
Nobody else could ever do

I've waited so long
For school to be through
I can't wait no more for you
Pinto (feeling the effects): Okay.
(pause)
That means that...
our whole solar system...
could be, like...
one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being.
(holding his head)
This is too much!
(pause)
That means...
-one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--
-Could be one little...
-tiny universe!!

(Mr. Jennings smiles and nods)

Pinto (to Mr. Jennings): Could I buy some pot from you?

Chunky
18-June-2006, 06:09 AM
thats great

TheBlackCat
18-June-2006, 04:51 PM
You guys would probably like Shel Silverstein's song "I Got Stoned and I Missed It". Here's the last stanza:

Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my

I can't post the whole song, board rules and all.

Frantic Freddie
18-June-2006, 05:55 PM
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]


I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]


;)

Frog march
18-June-2006, 06:12 PM
p.s. and also i made a quote:knowledge isnt know untill its thought. p.p.s. its true

who can dispute this?

Chunky
18-June-2006, 09:03 PM
who can dispute this?
you cant dispute it. all knowledge starts with a thought

Chunky
18-June-2006, 09:31 PM
knowledge isnt known until its thought...not know

Chunky
18-June-2006, 09:55 PM
i was looking for a quote from albert einstein for y sinature and i found this "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking." he is saying just about what i was saying but not exactly, thats crazy

Frog march
18-June-2006, 10:44 PM
you cant dispute it. all knowledge starts with a thought


no, I agree.

I think that it is the important part of "observation" in quantum physics.

Can anything exist until it is observed and it is then known?

Chunky
18-June-2006, 11:09 PM
no, I agree.

I think that it is the important part of "observation" in quantum physics.

Can anything exist until it is observed and it is then known?

i believe things can exist without being observed. it happens all the time. like the atom it existed far before who ever first looked at it through a lens.i dont understand the last part "and is it then known" if your talking about in its intirety.then.......we may think that we understand it completely but there maybe something more to it...but we may thing there is more to learn about it but actaully we all the knowledge of it that we could possably have....if that makes since. it makes since to me.kinda like caotic motion i was watching a special on tv and there were three pieces of wood, each of them were diff lengths and they were joined together at there ends so they could swing freely. a man picked up on the pieces of wood and droped it ( the wood was connected to a ..back board, thing) and it started swinging caotically in this "caotic motion" he said that "this is caotic motion, we can not predict the motion of the swinging wood" or something like that but! as them three pieces were swinging they(the wood) knew exactly where it was going. we did not because because we do not understand it completely so instead of finding the solution so we can intecipate the path of the swinging wood. we simply labled it as "caotic motion" oo yeah sorry about the spelling but im not even going to reads this thing over. but i hope this made since to some one...it makes since to me

Chunky
18-June-2006, 11:13 PM
is more to learn about it but actaully we HAVE** all the knowledge of it that we could possably have.
and i didnt mean to type because two times...i do that some times

spacemanspiff
19-June-2006, 02:16 AM
knowledge isnt known until its thought.

That's kind of an obvious statement isn't it?

Chunky
19-June-2006, 03:30 AM
yes it is but have you ever heared it put like that. its just a quote i made up it has depth.and it makes you think. where do the thoughts come from.we have all this great knowledge and me obtained it but by thought in nubers. its still just a thought.but....man i dont know. but i had to comment back, this is fun. i love you guys, lol

TheBlackCat
19-June-2006, 04:45 AM
It isn't stated like that because it is a tautology (circular argument). Knowledge is defined as something that is known, therefor by its very definition knowledge must be known for it to be knowledge. It is like saying something that in order for something to be blue it must be blue. Obviously, it wouldn't be blue unless it was, in fact, blue. Similarly, something is not known unless it is known, and since knowledge is that which is known then knowledge must be known before it can be knowledge.

You really need to lay of the leaf, my friend. I'll give you a suggestion. Come up with the ideas while you are stoned, and immediately write them down on a piece of paper. When the pot has worn off, look at the piece of paper again. If it is still of interest, correct the spelling and grammar then post it here. Posting stoned makes it difficult for us to understand you and thus makes it difficult for us to give you the information you seek.

Frog march
19-June-2006, 05:01 AM
I took his statement to mean as for example "the cat is neither dead or alive(in the Schroedinger's cat experiment) until it has been seen to be alive or dead and then thought to be alive or dead and then that becomes knowledge.

what is knowledge anyway?
I posted this question on the JREF site and someone said that the forum couldn't 'support' such a difficult question.

so it must really be an important question.

Chunky
20-June-2006, 02:18 AM
knowledge is a collection of thoughts gathered through out your every day life......maybe

Chunky
20-June-2006, 02:19 AM
it makes you think, what was so special about einsteins life. what did he see that we did not.

farmerjumperdon
20-June-2006, 04:12 AM
Lots. That's what made him so special and able to break through. He saw ways that things could be that noone else could imagine.

Māori
20-June-2006, 11:52 AM
St. Cyril of Alexandria (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04592b.htm) I think he's Catholic (from his profile), can I keep him? :shifty:

Māori
20-June-2006, 11:58 AM
If he comes back. Like I want him to. :rolleyes:

Chunky
20-June-2006, 12:48 PM
St. Cyril of Alexandria (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04592b.htm) I think he's Catholic (from his profile), can I keep him? :shifty:

are you talking about me?

Māori
20-June-2006, 12:51 PM
No, your brother! Yes, you.

Chunky
20-June-2006, 12:55 PM
o..lol thats funny "can i keep him" almost like a child no im not catholic i live in cyril.the names johnathan:whistle:

Māori
20-June-2006, 12:58 PM
Can I call you Nathan? Oh, you are here in the States.

Chunky
20-June-2006, 01:00 PM
lol,um if you want to call me that i guess its ok but i may not always answer and yes im in the states.are you in the states

Māori
20-June-2006, 01:12 PM
new to the states

I was born here. I just moved back. Well, my parents did!

tofu
20-June-2006, 07:25 PM
Johnathan, I humbly submit to you that it is a Bad Idea (tm) to post your full legal name and place of residence on the internets.

Halcyon Dayz
20-June-2006, 08:25 PM
Also, the EDIT button allows you to change your post after the fact.

But changing content might be frowned upon. Check the rules. :)

Chunky
07-January-2009, 01:04 AM
my first OP ever! live it up people.