First Word...Last Word - Five Words Only!

[jamestox]

Passes can be very dangerous.

[chrissy]

dangerous lion roams the street!

[jamestox]

Street wisdom isn't always best.

[chrissy]

best things come (in) small packages!

[jamestox]

Packages can be very surprising!

[chrissy]

surprising what common sense does!

[toejam]

does this place hold surprises !!!!

[jamestox]

Surprises often are quite pleasant.

[mahesh]

pleasant dreams. warm starry nights....

[jamestox]

...Nights of thousands of stars.

[chrissy]

stars are not visible tonight

[Dave Mitsky]

Tonight it is rather cold.

[jamestox]

Cold ham is very delicious!

[mahesh]

delicious with some mustard too!

[chrissy]

too much mustard isn't good!

[toejam]

good marriages are great achievements

[jamestox]

Achievements require very hard work.

[chrissy]

work to earn your money

[toejam]

money is a necessary evil

[Eric Vaxxine]

Evil Knievel died quite recently.

[toejam]

Recently is a vague term.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Term end, a students freedom.

[toejam]

Freedom without responsibility does not last long.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Long sentence toejam, too long.

[Dave Mitsky]

Long was a Louisiana governor.

[mahesh]

Governor. Mine is my baby.

[jamestox]

Baby, it is cold outside!

[chrissy]

outside its wet and windy!

[toejam]

windy lads never get kisses

[jamestox]

Kisses go to the deserved!

[chrissy]

deserved that kiss then Jamestox!

[mahesh]

Jamestox with a fine drawl! :D

[jamestox]

Drawl sounds really fine, y'all!

[chrissy]

y'all have a nice day !

[toejam]

day in, day out, returning

[chrissy]

returning to the crime scene!

[mahesh]

scene one, act one, macbeth!

[toejam]

macbeth, macduff, malcolm, duncan, banquo

[chrissy]

Banquo was first Macbeths friend

[toejam]

friend is as friend does

[mahesh]

Does dear, are deer! See?

[chrissy]

see those people over there?

[jamestox]

There are people at desks!

[chrissy]

desks are handy for PCs.

[Noclevername]

PCs and NPCs in D&D.

[jamestox]

D&D creator Gygax passed away.

[Sean Clayden]

Gygax passed away years ago

[mahesh]

Agoraphobia will eventually go away.

[jamestox]

"Away all boarders!" was called.

[chrissy]

edam is a round Dutch cheese

[jamestox]

Cheese goes great with crackers!

[chrissy]

crackers are for Christmas only.

[toejam]

Only you could say that

[Sean Clayden]

Chrissy can you count #4300

[jamestox]

#4300 was an accidental goof.

[chrissy]

goof on make a sentence!

sean check your own error on make a sentence from 5 THANKS=6 and acronym P=PHANTOM wasn't a letter in there for P, if you want to be picky about things!

[toejam]

sentence pronounced on poor Sean

[chrissy]

Sean we are all human!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Human errors are always genuine.

[chrissy]

genuine articles are very expensive!

welcome back eric we missed you

[Eric Vaxxine]

thanks Chrissy

Expensive petrol, Cola is too!

[chrissy]

too expensive for almost anyone

[Noclevername]

Anyone got a better idea?

[chrissy]

ideas on a cheaper fuel?

[Noclevername]

Fuel for thought, like inspiration.

[chrissy]

inspiration, comes from within you!

[Eric Vaxxine]

You think, therefore you is.

[chrissy]

is that your best Eric

[jamestox]

Eric is among the living!!!

[chrissy]

living and breathing on here

[Eric Vaxxine]

Here I write my thoughts

[jamestox]

Thoughts turn into dreams daily.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Daily I think about dreaming

[jamestox]

Dreaming forms basis of creativity!

[chrissy]

creativity is whats needed here

[Eric Vaxxine]

Here, rules stifle great replies

[jamestox]

Replies can indeed follow rules!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Rules are made to break.

[chrissy]

break rules and get banned

[Eric Vaxxine]

Banned BAUTers get more sleep

[chrissy]

sleep is the best cure

[Starchild615]

cure for the common cold, never found

[mahesh]

found it Starchild615? Orion? Bravo!

[chrissy]

bravo, charlie ,delta, echo, foxtrot.

[EndeavorRX7]

foxtrot, oscar, romeo, tango, zulu :D

[chrissy]

zulu , people of southern Africa.

[Noclevername]

Africa, a song by Toto

[chrissy]

Toto was Dorothy's little dog

[jamestox]

Dog-gone it! I'm late!

[chrissy]

late again , on here, James!

[jamestox]

James, again in the Forums.

[chrissy]

forums are for all discussions

[jamestox]

Discussions can get lively here!

[chrissy]

here we're away from it!

[mahesh]

It came from outer space. :silenced:

[chrissy]

space the final frontier, this..........

[Maksutov]

This is the Captain speaking.

[chrissy]

speaking in fork tongues now!

[Maksutov]

Now is now past already.

[chrissy]

already for the night out?

[Maksutov]

Out, out to the observatory!

[chrissy]

observatory, to watch the stars !

[jamestox]

Stars soothe a troubled soul.

[chrissy]

soul ,music from the heart.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Heart, a band of females.

[chrissy]

females are opposite to males .

[Sean Clayden]

Males are the superior beings

[chrissy]

beings of the human kind!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Kind words are gladly received

[chrissy]

received from friends who care.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Care to name one, maybe?

[chrissy]

maybe! yes I will ME.

[Dave Mitsky]

Me is an objective pronoun.

[mahesh]

pronounciation is fun in languages

[chrissy]

languages of love , universally understood.

[Dave Mitsky]

Understood the message was not.

[mahesh]

Not deliberately. Just badly transcribed.

[chrissy]

transcribed for a later broadcast!

[mahesh]

Broadcast already made: The Voyagers

[chrissy]

Voyagers time travelling TV series!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Series like 'Friends', make money.

[jamestox]

Money-making series are rare.

[Dave Mitsky]

Rare elements come from supernovae.

[jamestox]

Supernovae explode in unimaginable violence.

[Dave Mitsky]

Violence is common in Iraq.

[mahesh]

Iraq was once, partly, Mesopotamia

[chrissy]

Mesopotamia --- land between --- two rivers.

--- = the

[mahesh]

Rivers is a dashing comedienne.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Comedienne many forget, Josie Lawrence.

[Dave Mitsky]

Lawrence is a Kansan city.

[Eric Vaxxine]

City Of Angels, American dream?

[mahesh]

dream: travelling through deep space.

[jamestox]

Space should be humanity's destination.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Destination irrelevant, my journey's important.

[chrissy]

important information thread , I've posted!

[Maksutov]

Posted letters arrive by post.

[chrissy]

post is very late today.

[Maksutov]

Today is just another day.

[chrissy]

day always follows the night.

[mahesh]

nightly, waiting for clouds dispersal.

[chrissy]

dispersal of crowds, is hard.

[Maksutov]

Hard ball, played on diamonds!

[chrissy]

diamonds are girls best friend!

[Maksutov]

Friend, are you sleeping well?

[chrissy]

well ? I wish I could.

[Maksutov]

Could you use our product?

[chrissy]

product is the multiplication result.

[Maksutov]

Result: the pain goes away!

[mahesh]

Away, to multiply by dividing!

[jamestox]

Dividing often brings multiple results!

[chrissy]

results of the football are ...............

[jamestox]

Are you enjoying life, Chrissy? ;)

[chrissy]

Chrissy is , thank you James.

[jamestox]

James strives to serve faithfully...

[chrissy]

faithfully keeping our threads alive

[Eric Vaxxine]

Alive and well is Chrissy

[chrissy]

Chrissy says hi to Eric.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Eric replies...how are you?

[chrissy]

you know, just fine thanks.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Thanks for so many posts.

[chrissy]

posts help us to talk.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Talk about your town today.

[chrissy]

today I've talked to you.

[Eric Vaxxine]

You will hopefully sleep well.

[Dave Mitsky]

Well, that's another deep subject.

[mahesh]

subject: clear skies; telescopes mounted.

[chrissy]

mounted my scope, no more :(

[Dave Mitsky]

More or less, that's right.

[chrissy]

right said Fred ,90's group.

[Maksutov]

Group therapy will sometimes work.

[chrissy]

work to earn your wage.

[mike alexander]

Wage and price controls stink.

[Maksutov]

Stink bugs: don't crush them!

[chrissy]

them are horrid little bugs?

[Maksutov]

Bugs Bunny is Fudd's nemesis.

[mugaliens]

Nemisis, ah, a good movie.

[chrissy]

movie is over lets go!

[mahesh]

go see a Marx Brothers picture!

[chrissy]

picture their faces on arrival.

[mike alexander]

Arrival delayed by wiring harnesses.

[chrissy]

harnesses are on the horses.

[mahesh]

horses, sometimes neigh really hoarsely

[chrissy]

hoarsely is how I'm talking. (evil cold, go away don't want you)

[Maksutov]

talking points are sometimes spoken (get well soon!)

[chrissy]

spoken to anyone interesting lately?

[Maksutov]

lately, I've spoken to her

[Eric Vaxxine]

Her reply was so predictable.

[mahesh]

predictable orbits for NEOs, essential

[chrissy]

necessary to have all tools.

[Dave Mitsky]

Tools are necessary for civilization.

[chrissy]

Tools are necessary for civilization.

*shakes now* five words only Mr. Moderator *runs away*:D

civilization is a human society.

[Dave Mitsky]

Happy now?

[chrissy]

cheat

[Dave Mitsky]

I beg your pardon. I corrected my mistake so just what is the problem? Calling someone names is prohibited here.

[Maksutov]

Society depends on observed rules.

(re the out of sequence post above: Apology not required: context changed.)

[mugaliens]

Happy now?

No.

I've been a moderator on many boards since the Internet was called the DARPANET.

It's outside the bounds of even moderators to change an OP's post to suit even a moderator's desires.

Foul.

[HenrikOlsen]

rules broken, cheat called correctly
changed content forbidden, complained correctly

now the split is merged

[Maksutov]

Merged corporations often change names.

[chrissy]

names an Island after me.

http://www.lasithi-holidays.net/chrissi_islands_eng.html

[Maksutov]

ME is Maine per USPS.

[mugaliens]

USPS offers service to Gaston's (http://www.gastons.com/restaurant.htm)

[Maksutov]

Gaston's is famous like Lambert's (http://www.throwedrolls.com/).

[mugaliens]

But there's only one Gaston's (http://www.gastons.com/restaurant.htm)!

And coming in for a landing there isn't for the faint of heart...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JVyRFvg7A28&feature=related

Or if that didn't work: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JVyRFvg7A28&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JVyRFvg7A28&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[mugaliens]

Yup. Been there, done that, too, as PIC.

Fun stuff.

[mahesh]

Gaston's is famous like Lambert's (http://www.throwedrolls.com/).

reckon, we can continue after our tea-cup storm, from here?

"Lambert's"......quick! call the vet...!!....

[Sean Clayden]

Vet the next replies carefully

[chrissy]

carefully select YOUR next words!

[mahesh]

Wordsworth, William, was Poet Laureate

[Eric Vaxxine]

Laureate all my fruit yesterday.

[chrissy]

yesterday you had some fruit ?

[mike alexander]

Fruit flies like a banana.

[chrissy]

banana('s) are full of potassium

[Maksutov]

potassium chloride substitutes for salt

[mike alexander]

Salt is the he of the earth.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Earth Bars, eaten on Mars.

[mahesh]

Mars! It has our Vikings!

[chrissy]

Vikings sailed here from Norway.

[Maksutov]

Norway has fjords and pines.

[chrissy]

pines are a soft wood.

[Maksutov]

Wood ticks spread many diseases

[chrissy]

diseases are spread many ways.

[mahesh]

ways, often mysterious, elegantly detected.

[Sean Clayden]

Humour is a personal thing

[chrissy]

detected an anomaly , on radar!

[mugaliens]

Radar is horrible for UFOs

[chrissy]

UFO's are cup lid reflections!

[Fadingstar]

Reflections abundant in wet weather

[mahesh]

weather, pretty nice today. Warm!

[Sean Clayden]

dont post do many posts

[mugaliens]

posts lined up are fences

[chrissy]

fences are for house boundaries.

[Maksutov]

boundaries are lines of demarcation

[Sean Clayden]

Bounadries are to be broken

[Eric Vaxxine]

Broken bones are easily repaired.

[chrissy]

repaired the broken watch strap.

[Maksutov]

Strap-on boosters provide additional thrust.

[infoferret]

oil is the life blood

[Eric Vaxxine]

Thrust peaceful mankind upon Mars

[Lost Lamb]

Mars resembels Baut a lot

[SolusLupus]

Lot once lost his wife.

[mahesh]

Wife of Orpheus was Eurydice.

[mugaliens]

Eurydice was an oak nymph.

[mahesh]

nymph.....Homer's Iliad has many.

[mugaliens]

Many nymphs mean good times!

[chrissy]

times marching on, must hurry.

[Maksutov]

"Hurry up!" said the snail.

[chrissy]

snail : slug with a caravan.

(trailer for those who don't know what it means)

[Maksutov]

Caravan groups cross the desert and jungle.

[K Parker]

Jungle creatures are quite tasty.

[Maksutov]

Tasty treats are often sweet.

(welcome to the BAUT, K Parker!)