First Word...Last Word - Five Words Only!

[Eric Vaxxine]

I don't know if this has been done before.

I write a Five word sentence and the next person writes a new 5 word sentance using my last word.

ie: Food is always in Fashion

Fashion can sometimes be Ugly

Ugly Llamas don't have Friends

etc etc

[Eric Vaxxine]

Are there any Blue Aliens?

[Moose]

Aliens are not icky poo.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Poo from Cows is fuel.

[mahesh]

Poo Ling ate eggfoo yong

hey this is good, and i already exceeded wordage...sorry

[mahesh]

fuel makes foo yong faster

[mahesh]

golf er makes many birdies

[Eric Vaxxine]

ahh I just deleted the golf one...
Follow Mahesh everyone...

birdies

[Eric Vaxxine]

Birdies fly south in winter

[Moose]

Winter is OVER, Jack Frost!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Frost is lost inthe post

[Gruesome]

Post time at Churchill Downs.

[mahesh]

Downs.outh is (Mexico) / Titana :D

[Eric Vaxxine]

Titana will be here soon

[mahesh]

soon er the better, no?

[Eric Vaxxine]

No news is good apparently

[Moose]

Apparently grammar is deemed optional.

[ToSeek]

Optional features are very desirable.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Desirable homes abound in Paris

[Moose]

Paris Hilton needs her attention.

[farmerjumperdon]

ATTENTION! Stand at ease folks.

[Gruesome]

Folks, this is gonna hurt.

[randb]

hurt me if you can

[randb]

hurt me if you can

[Moose]

Can you tell me secrets?

[randb]

secrets arent to be told.

[antoniseb]

Told to leave, I left.

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

left is where heart beats

[randb]

beats and beads are different.

[Eric Vaxxine]

The differents between us is...

[randb]

Is it hot in here?

[Eric Vaxxine]

It is hot out there!

[Titana]

There are billions of stars in the sky...

[randb]

sky is black in color

[Titana]

Titana will be here soon


How did you know that........?.......:D

[Titana]

Color makes everything beautiful

[Eric Vaxxine]

How did you know that........?.......:D

Beautiful luck travels with me

[SeanF]

Beautiful luck travels with me
Me thinks Titana misunderstands rules. ;)

[Moose]

rules no need don't We.

[Titana]

Me thinks Titana misunderstands rules. ;)

I did not really pay attention to the first post........:doh:

[antoniseb]

We all want greater understanding.

{ does Titana know about the five word sentence rule? }

More likely she does not.

[Moose]

Understanding rules is for weenies.

[Titana]

Oh, I only saw the title of the thread and went directly to the last post sorry.

[ToSeek]

Weenies don't mind being annoying.

[randb]

annoying people can be annoying...

[Titana]

Annoying people are around everywhere

[Moose]

Everywhere you went, chaos ensued.

[Titana]

Ensued means, what happens after...



(dang that was a hard one)...:doh:

[ToSeek]

Ensued peace did old Yoda.

After many a summer, what?

[Donnie B.]

What is life without love?

[Moose]

Love to drop hard ones. :D

[Titana]

Ones like that are hard!......:wall:

[antoniseb]

Hard candy can be dangerous.

[Gruesome]

Dangerous things don't scare me.

[randb]

me is a pronoun i think

[mickal555]

Think. That is the key.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Key of E, my Favourite.

[Moose]

Favorite things to write about.

[Eric Vaxxine]

About turn everybody, Summer's back.

[Moose]

Back for some of you...

[Eric Vaxxine]

You can't rely on Mayonnaise

[Titana]

Mayonnaise taste's great on bread.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Bread and Butter pudding, horrible.

[Donnie B.]

Horrible accidents can't be avoided.

[Moose]

Avoided confronting Vader, Yoda did.

[antoniseb]

Did I get this ontime?

[Moose]

Ontime is two words, Bub.

[Titana]

Bub is a slang word

[Moose]

Word games are so pedantic. ;)

[Titana]

Pedantic games are really fun.......:shifty:

[ToSeek]

Fun things include watching sports.

[Donnie B.]

Sports a robe, Yoda does.

[antoniseb]

Does eschatology cover the cosmic?

[Moose]

Cosmic Thing by the B52s.

[dvb]

B52s like to drop bombs

[Titana]

Bombs can cause enormous damage

[antoniseb]

Damage friendships at your peril.

[Gruesome]

Peril can be very perilous.

[Gemini]

is I come in Peace

[Moose]

Perilous is not reading OP. ;)

[Frog march]

OP,read and is OK

[Titana]

OK, what does OP mean?

[Arneb]

Meaningless posts deserve stern reactions.

(If ou allow the little dirty trick :whistle:, Eric...)

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

reaction is slow for me

[Arneb]

Me hand is darn blistered!

[Titana]

blistered by your dirty tricks..!

[Donnie B.]

Blistered hands should be amputated.

Oops, too late... disregard.

[Moose]

Tricks on DonnieB are funny.

[antoniseb]

Funny you should mention DonnieB

[Donnie B.]

DonnieB is a BAUT member.

[Moose]

'member to wash behind ears.

[Arneb]

Ears are made for hearing.

[Moose]

Hearing begins in fifteen minutes

[Donnie B.]

Minutes are taken by stenographers.

[Gemini]

Stenographers make me terribly irritable

[Titana]

Irritable people make me mad

[Frog march]

mad-ness(,the) of king George

[antoniseb]

George and John died first.

[Moose]

First, we all take Manhattan

[Peter Canuck]

Manhattan is a populous isle.

[antoniseb]

Isle of green means opportunity.

[Moose]

Opportunity knocks but once, friends.

[Peter Canuck]

Friends...totally useless television show!

[Moose]

Show me the money already.

[antoniseb]

Already late, I've gotta go.

once more playing a little loose with what is a word, and how you count them

[Frog march]

go go gadget foot springs

[Peter Canuck]

Springs trickle through the land.

[ToSeek]

Land an airplane at O'Hare.

[Donnie B.]

O'Hare was a famous atheist.

[Moose]

Atheist, thy name is Moose.

[Titana]

Moose always leaves hard words.

[Moose]

Words are fun when challenging

[antoniseb]

Challenging the mainstream is difficult.

[Peter Canuck]

Difficult children are usually gifted.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Gifted artists alway die poor.

[Moose]

Poor Richard and his almanac (:D)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Almanac collectors are usually Tall

[antoniseb]

Tall hurts when flying coach.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Coach and Horses Public Houses

[ToSeek]

Houses are made of brick.

[Titana]

Brick are made of clay

[mahesh]

Clay? What? Feat of Klee?


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gggrrr i can't do the accent on.

[brianok]

Klee (first name Ken) is a defenseman for the New Jersey Devils

[Moose]

Klee sees brianok misunderstood rules.

[mahesh]

Rules? Klee applaudes brianok's enthusiasm!

[Moose]

Enthusiasm matters in Special Olympics.


(Kidding! Kidding! No Kill I No Kiiiill I ;) )

[antoniseb]

Olympics are diplomacy through games.

[ToSeek]

Games are only peaceful fights.

[mahesh]

Fights, mamma doesn't approve, unhunh

[Moose]

Unhunh, unhunh, babaaay babaaay yeah!

[Titana]

Yeah, you guys are wierd..........:shifty:




(just kidding)

[Moose]

Weird is what weird does.

[antoniseb]

Does gravity hold us down?

[Moose]

Down under: land of beer.

[ToSeek]

Beer shows God loves us.

[ToSeek]

Beer shows God loves us.

[antoniseb]

Us and them: enemies forever.

[Donnie B.]

Forever isn't so very long.

[Chip]

Long sobs of the violins.

[mahesh]

violins make beautiful Bach concertos

[Eric Vaxxine]

Concertos in Bb really rock

[antoniseb]

Rock, Paper, Scissors: Great concept!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Concept Cars Are mostly Japanese

[mahesh]

japanese make really delicious teriyaki

[Eric Vaxxine]

Teriyaki sandwiches are unusually common

[mahesh]

common sense dictates otherwise!! sandwiches??

[ToSeek]

Sandwiches were invented in 1762.

[Moose]

1762: one word or three?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Three miles from Sandwich town

[antoniseb]

Town Ball predates Doubleday baseball.

[mahesh]

baseball and cricket pull crowds

[Eric Vaxxine]

crowds get rowdy very quickly

[mahesh]

Quickly! tell me the password!

[Titana]

Password is, abra cadabra baby!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Baby Gherkins speak in Polish

[randb]

Polish people mostly live in Poland

[antoniseb]

Poland Springs is not clean.

[ToSeek]

Clean fun is often boring.

[Moose]

Boring holes to heat houses

[Donnie B.]

Houses of the Holy rocked.

[Moose]

Rocked the cradle of love.

[antoniseb]

Love is all you need.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Need and Want, Different Things

[Moose]

Things found in my wallet

[mahesh]

wallet made of genuine leather

[Eric Vaxxine]

Leather trousers are for cowboys.

[antoniseb]

Cowboys are happier than batboys.

[Moose]

Batboys! See Weekly World News

[SolusLupus]

News: Sentences have five words.

[mahesh]

Wordsworth was a Romantic poet

[Moose]

Poet and didn't know it. (assuming contractions are counted as one word)

[SolusLupus]

It's okay, I'm entirely sure.

[mahesh]

Surely, Lonewulf's answer pleased Moose!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Moose are mostly bred American

[mahesh]

American Pie! Don McLean sings!

[Moose]

Sings about fishes, Smeagol does!

[antoniseb]

Does anything cure the hiccups?

[SolusLupus]

*Hiccup*... Nothing I know of.

[ToSeek]

Of arms I often sing.

[Moose]

Sing out loud, sing strong!

[Donnie B.]

Strong nations forego bullying others.

[ToSeek]

"Others" are evil in Lost.

[antoniseb]

Lost between tomorrow and yesterday

[Peter Canuck]

Yessterday I coloured Easter Eggs.

[Moose]

Eggs-citing times, easter weekend is.

[antoniseb]

Is this the terrible end?

[Moose]

End? The thread lives on!

[SolusLupus]

On and on and on....

[ToSeek]

On to London we go.

[antoniseb]

Go to planets and stars.

[Titana]

Stars shine bright at night

[ToSeek]

Night time is viewing time.

[SolusLupus]

Time to die, Mr. Bond.

[Donnie B.]

Bond is usually ten percent.

[ToSeek]

Percent changes show alarming increases.

[Arneb]

Increases in stork numbers have brought a tremendous number of new babies.

[Moose]

Increases number of words, too. (Arneb, there's a five word limit. Check the first post in the thread for the full rules. :) )

[Arneb]

Too bad I didn't remember! :silenced:

[turbonium]

Remember to wash your hands!

[antoniseb]

Hands with thumbs make machines.

[SolusLupus]

Machines will someday rule us.

[Donnie B.]

Us chickens? Nobody else here.

[SolusLupus]

Here Hear Hear, you hear?

[ToSeek]

"Hear me!" cried the soothsayer.

[Arneb]

Soothsayer nonsense ticks me off.

[antoniseb]

Off topic discussions kill threads.

[AitchJay]

Threads pulled, unravelled garments make.

(to be said in Yoda voice)

[Arneb]

Makeup is never my choice.

[Moose]

Choice for the new generation. (Now where's my plug money?)

[antoniseb]

Generation of theories requires coffee.

[Arneb]

Coffee's what keeps me going.

[Moose]

Going once! Going twice! Gone!

[Arneb]

Gone the days of heroes (http://www.nasm.si.edu/collections/imagery/apollo/apollo.htm)!

[SolusLupus]

Heroes taste good to me.

[ToSeek]

Me thinks I am dying.

[Arneb]

Dying is not a viable option.

[SolusLupus]

Option? Options are for pansies.

[antoniseb]

Pansies (http://rubens.anu.edu.au/htdocs/bytype/flora/pansies/) surrounded the Faulkner cottage.

[SolusLupus]

Cottages are great for wolves.

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

wolfs like to eat sushi.

[SolusLupus]

Sushi? No, I definitely don't.

[antoniseb]

Don't lick the flag pole.

[turbonium]

Pole? Nyet, I am Russian!

[SolusLupus]

Russian? I'm just simply Polish.

(No, really)

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

polish my shoes so it shines

[Titana]

Shines was Johnny's last name


(American blues singer)

[Arneb]

Name-calling is so utterly trivial.

[antoniseb]

Trivial details are collectively important.

[SolusLupus]

Important! Pfah! Dooms Day gun!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Guns of The South, Opinion?

[SolusLupus]

Opinion, it's just some words.

[ToSeek]

Words are letters strung together.

[antoniseb]

Together we can educate woo-woos.

[Titana]

Woo-woos aren't easy to educate.

[ToSeek]

Educate the young or else.

[Dave Mitsky]

Else is a difficult word with which to begin a sentence.

Dave Mitsky

[ToSeek]

Sentences are limited to five.

(See first post laying out the rules.)

[Donnie B.]

Not grammatically correct are this.

(Hmmm. Somebody seems to have deleted a post. It said: "Sentence structure important is not.")

[SolusLupus]

This Yoda make me not!

[ToSeek]

Not above cheating am I.

[Donnie B.]

I can't conjure a sentence.

[ToSeek]

Sentence him to hard labor.

[antoniseb]

Labor outranks oratory in laboratory.

[SolusLupus]

Laboratories -- good for reanimating (the) dead!

[Titana]

Dead people are gone forever.

[ToSeek]

Forever is a long time.

[antoniseb]

Time can not be replayed.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Replayer, Good Novel or No?

[ToSeek]

No bad boys deserve favor.

[Mailloux]

Favor those you really trust.