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soylentgreen
17-April-2006, 01:29 AM
Eye-opening news from the selfless vanguard riding, grindstone-nosers at THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS...

Help fight the "Paw Pruning Sadists"! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61646)

...so it was all Edward G Robinson's fault? (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/religion/61531)
Halcyon Dayz
17-April-2006, 02:43 AM
Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
:D
soylentgreen
17-April-2006, 03:09 AM
That's exactly the first thought I had! :)
Trebuchet
17-April-2006, 06:03 AM
"The world's only reliable newspaper." Which when you think about it, is probably true!
Maksutov
17-April-2006, 06:49 AM
It's a reliable newspaper, all right. It can be relied upon to provide content of a nature which, in a physical form applied to the soil in your garden, will help ensure the well-fertilized production of robust vegetables (or flowers, or whatever turns you on).

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NEOWatcher
17-April-2006, 01:00 PM
"The world's only reliable newspaper." Which when you think about it, is probably true!
Oh No, its Agent James Edwards (Will Smith):shhh:
Tensor
17-April-2006, 02:46 PM
LOL those were both great. Harvey P Dowd, the spokeperson in the Rabbit article is better known as just plain Harvey. Harvey's best friend is an invisible 6 ft tall rabbit. As for the commandment article, the professor mentioned, Edward Thomas Lawrence just happens to have the same name as Lawrence of Arabia. Hmmmmmmm. Think they just might be joke articles. One thing I have to give the WWN credit for, is that they actually admit (although in very small print,) that a lot of their articles are pure male bovine exhaust, for entertainment purposes.
ToSeek
17-April-2006, 02:50 PM
LOL those were both great. Harvey P Dowd, the spokeperson in the Rabbit article is better known as just plain Harvey. Harvey's best friend is an invisible 6 ft tall rabbit. As for the commandment article, the professor mentioned, Edward Thomas Lawrence just happens to have the same name as Lawrence of Arabia. Hmmmmmmm. Think they just might be joke articles. One thing I have to give the WWN credit for, is that they actually admit (although in very small print,) that a lot of their articles are pure male bovine exhaust, for entertainment purposes.

Nitpick: Lawrence of Arabia is Thomas Edward Lawrence, not Edward Thomas. But I think the point is still the same.
Tensor
17-April-2006, 03:03 PM
Nitpick: Lawrence of Arabia is Thomas Edward Lawrence, not Edward Thomas. But I think the point is still the same.

Yep.:doh: Thanks for the clarification ToSeek.
Maksutov
17-April-2006, 04:22 PM
Another very slight nitpick...the original play's protaganist was Elwood P. Dowd (James Stewart on stage and in the movie), his invisible friend was Harvey, a ~6' 3.5" pooka.

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Tensor
17-April-2006, 04:31 PM
I should have stayed in bed.
Maksutov
17-April-2006, 04:37 PM
I should have stayed in bed.Well, as Elwood P. Dowd said, I wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to say I won out over it. Bed's probably as good as place as any to do so.

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