Pitch an unlikely movie sequel...

[Moose]

New creative game folks: Each poster pitches a "no-way-in-hades" sequel idea to a good movie lobbed out by the previous poster.

Example:

March of the Penguins

See the new nature documentary: Snooze of the Kitty Cat. Observe the Striped Tabby as she undertakes an epic journey from one end of the couch to the other, threatened by dangers such as claw snags and the Mother Of All Hairballs, to achieve her ultimate goal: the 1:37pm nap.


Next movie: Silence of the Lambs.


[Edit: Because the answers are likely to be a bit longer than instantaneously, don't worry about simuliposts. Grab one of the responses and run with it.]

[farmerjumperdon]

A neck-chomping cereal killing goat is out to off all the executives at Kellogg's in an attempt to create a market niche for his newly created breakfast snack Killer Goats; the candy coated tin-can shaped nuggets of cardboard fit for barnyard animals that care. Killer Goats, snacking on a neighborhood near you.

Next: Schindler's List

[antoniseb]

Clarice's Tiajuana Holiday. Forced out of the FBI for an extended sebatical, Clarice Starling meets up with her Zany nerd friends for a wild nerdy holiday in Tiajuana.


FJD beat me too it. Let's try again:

Schindler's Second List Oskar Schindler has a list of girls he knew in school, and he visits each one trying to get some mileage out of his historic altruism, and finds that he's still just another man to most of them... and then he meets Sophie.


Next up: Midnight Cowboy

[Moose]

Midnight Lawyer

Mitch "The Pitbull" Shapiro is a career ambulance chaser with a heart of iron pyrite, trying to make it in the big city and escape the shame and stigma of 4am commercials on the local cable station, until he meets Bubbles the hermaphrodite drag queen, suffering from a mild case of whiplash due to a 5mph collision with a cement column as (s)he pulls out of a mall parking garage.



Next: Titanic

[Parrothead]

Titanic II

Global warming melts all icebergs allowing for "trouble-free" crossings.

Next: LeMans

[antoniseb]

Titanic II, Icy Revenge

Enfuriated by the scrape, the iceberg/alien wakes from ages of slumber and wreaks revenge on New York and especially the Astor family, only to find a tragic green true love on Liberty Island.

I should just give up until this thread slows down.

LeMans II, Another Day

After the race is over, the townsfolk of this resort community face the fact that they are governed by corrupt politicians who think nothing of taking bribes from tire companies and oil filter suppliers, and then a new honest man with an ideological bent and a big stick stands up for everything that is good in this world.


Next up: Hamlet

[Roving Philosopher]

Hamlet II: The Fall of Denmark

Conquest is easy when everybody's dead...

Next: The Blues Brothers

[Omicron Persei 8]

Blues Brothers Reloaded

Jake and Elwood are back...and this time they're ticked off! Watch the duo fight and jazz their way through flood-riden New Orleans to the learn the ultimate truth about the golden harmonica and who Mighty Mack McTeer is really working for!

Ahh I DID forget Moose! Chalk it up to lack of morning coffee!

Polka Septuplets ;)

[Moose]

*chuckle* Since Omicron forgot to lob a replacement film, I'll have to do the same one he did to keep the game going.

Polka Septuplets

You thought the Blues Brothers were great? Try three-point-five times the fun! These shade-wearing septuplets fight crime by seranading the bad guys with wild polka renditions of "Who Let the Dogs Out" and "The Macarena", until they give up!

Next: Apollo 13

[Parrothead]

Apollo 13: The Neverending Story

Managing to return safely, the crew find they are not on Earth, but in Fantasia, where they must quiet an aged post-punk romantic singer, known mostly for one song. They go on a trek in search of the soundtrack composer...

Next: The Great Escape

[Omicron Persei 8]

Ignore...Apollo 14

What comes after 13? 14 the most dreaded number in human history!

Could they pick out the summit of Cone Crater? Did the ALSEP deploy as expected? Neal Patrick Harris plays Stuart A. Roosa in...

Apollo 14

The Great Escape...from Club Med!

The crew is back! And this time they have to escape the evil cluches of their fitness instructor! Witness the zanny plot they attempt to take back snack time...and warm our hearts!



Next: 12 Monkeys

Edit: Man! First I botch up the game now I'm out of sync!

[Roy Batty]

12 Monkeys...

... on a battered typewriter come up with a great script for Hamlet II starring Bruce Willis, as he travels back in the thread's history to find... all of Denmark dead!! :shifty:

Next: Blade Runner

[Matherly]

Blade Runner II: Electric Sheep Boogaloo

After Decker learns he is a replicant, he leads an army of electric animals on a path of revenge and freedom.

Thelma and Louise

[Lord Jubjub]

Daryl and Jimmy

The male side decides they were the cause of Thelma's and Louise's deaths and get to together to remember their lives.

War of the Worlds

[Omicron Persei 8]

War of the Worlds War II

The aliens try again....with the exact...same...results!

A Streetcar Named Desire

[Moose]

A Streetcar Named Desire

A Subway Named Nihilism

Having been ripped off repeatedly by Nigerian "royalty", and having contracted a persistent STD from kissing the paperboy... once... on the mouth, Blanche becomes so jaded and embittered that she is no longer willing to depend on the kindness of strangers. She spends the rest of the movie yelling at kids to get off her lawn. Then she dies.


The Green Mile

[antoniseb]

Going the Extra Green Mile

Paul Edgecomb [Tom Hanks] & Mr. Jingles are desperate to die, but can't do it until they perform a miracle of justice, and pass the power to someone. He gets really irritated with the insulting barbs of a nurses assistant and serial murderer [Wanda Sykes], and passes the power to her as she puts too much KCl in his IV drip. Hilarity ensues as she and her landlord [Jim Carey] hit the road for wild morally uplifting hijinx.

Next Up: Memento

[Roving Philosopher]

Memento II: Remember When...

Late in life, Leonard moves into a home for people with short term memory loss. Witness the laughter and heartache as he and other residents sit around and reminisce about the last ten minutes.

Next: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[Moose]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka and the Gated Community

The elderly Willy Wonka, now retired, must bring his magic and eccentricity to a planned community of sheltered stodgy retirees and Neighborhood Quality Associations that won't let him paint his condo vivid glossy purples, nor allow "over-short people of color", namely his loyal Oompa-Loompa retainers, to sublet his basement.

Next: Old Yeller

[mid]

Old Yeller: Epsode 1 - Young Yeller

Annoying brat brings home a little puppy, who has yet to be house-trained. With hilarious consequences. Then it's sad. Again. Except with excessive use of CG.

Next:

Until The End Of The World

[Nicolas]

Until the End of the Word

We follow a writer suffering of extreme writer's block, who desparately tries to finish the final word of his best novel ever. This heroic 3 hour epos covers all details of a man who can't write but must in order to save mankind. After all, the whole literate world's next 3 evenings of falling asleep with a good book depend on him.

Next:

Swing Kids

[Donnie B.]

Ragtime Kids: The Previous Generation

We follow the hilarious exploits of a group of attractive but not-so-bright young folks as they find their identities through wild ragtime dancing. See how their children, the Swing Kids, got their start.

Next:

Mystic River

[antoniseb]

Mystic River II - Get Silent Ray

Celeste Boyle has her suspicions about the Savage brothers, but they blame Silent Ray for Dave's murder. Ray team's up with his Cousin Silent Bob and Bob's friend Jay. Together the three of them bumble their way across the country accidentally fixing people's problems as their own plight spirals out of control. Eventually there is a three way confrontation, and an amazing twist.

Next up:

Casino Royale

[Damburger]

Retirement home royale

Now 90, James Bond begins to suspect the nurses of working for S.P.E.C.T.R.E, poisoning his food and sabotaging his wheelchair.

Das Boot

[Nicolas]

Das Tandem

An extremely authentic look into the daily life aboard a tandem bike. In this 6 hour behemoth, the viewer experiences the continuous tension and issues that are always lurking aboard these claustrophobic technological wonders. Controversial as the subject is, the movie manages to steer in between of shock and soap - not in the least due to the finale. A very strong story of honour, strength and lasting friendship, clearly sketching why only the surviving hardened former U-boat crews are up to handling these horses of the 21st Century. Leaders of the armies of the future - today.

Next:

The Never Ending Story

[Omicron Persei 8]

Well It Ended After All

A story as infinite as time itself suddenly ends due to budget cuts brought on by governmental spending caps.

Time Bandits

[Roy Batty]

TB's 2: Width Bandits

Big fellows travel through time & lots of space to challenge the Great Sceptic (warning: may not be 'PC' compatible).

Next: 12 Angry Men

[Damburger]

12 Bored Men

Having been coincidentally all called for duty in the same jury a second time, the characters from the first film discover that shoplifting isn't as interesting as murder.

Next: Red Dawn

[Donnie B.]

Red Dusk

Disillusioned Russian soldiers try to adjust to life in the restored United States when they discover they've been abandoned in place after the fall of the Soviet Union.

Next:

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[mid]

Sierra Madre 2: The Quest for the Badges

It turns out they did need them, after all.

edit - oh yes, new movie. Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, anyone?

[Donnie B.]

edit - oh yes, new movie. Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, anyone?I don't think this is an actual movie title -- at least, IMDB hasn't heard of it. Tell you what: I'll do a Casablanca sequel instead.

Casablanca: The Usual Suspects

Courtroom drama in which Sam, a lounge piano player, is unjustly accused of the murder of Nazi official Major Strasser, and is defended by a very young and inexperienced Perry Mason. Contains one of the most famous lines in the history of cinema when Mason demands of the defendant on the witness stand: "Say it again, Sam".

Next:

The Reluctant Astronaut

[antoniseb]

The Reluctant Astronaut II - Three's Company

Years after his first heroic enterprise into space, NASA calls on Roy Flemming one more time as an experienced astronaut to keep an eye on rookies Jack, Janet, and Chrissy. All four work hard to give the impression that nothing untoward is happening, when in fact nothing is.


Next up:

Dr. Strangelove

[Roving Philosopher]

Dr. Strangelove II: Kong's Revenge

Major Kong returns, mutated by the nuclear blast into an overgrown monster, wreaking havoc on any who get in his way.

Next: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Nicolas]

Star Wars VII: Back to Indiana

A mashup :D. The Rebels are in need of a hero to win their everlasting intergalactic battle against the Dark Side. They find this hero in the past: Indiana Jones. The plot twists and turns as Indiana is being torn apart between trying to get back to his own time, and saving the galaxy from the Dark Side.

Next: Oh brother, where art thou?

[antoniseb]

Seige of Troy NY

Prequel to "Oh Brother Where Art Thou". Ulysses E. McGill and many other heros who's aspects parallel the characters in the Illiad are failing at a noted engineering school and giving fraternaties a bad name.

Next up:

Road to Wellville

[Matherly]

(Yikes! That required some serious brain power to remember that film!)

Frosted Flakes

After being investigated for the death of Mr. Unpronouncable, the staff leaves the facility and volunteers to work in an aid station in the trenches of the Great War. They alternate between pulling pranks on each other and bomaoning the uselessness of war.

[Donnie B.]

And your pick for the next film is... ?

[Nicolas]

*random generator*Die Hard Trilogy :D

[Matherly]

D'oh! Sorry folks.

Yea... let's go with Die Hard III

[Nicolas]

Die Hard IV: Buy Hard

Still not having overcome his drinking problem and relational issues, and due to a lack of action as he's suspended from the police again, McClain develops a manic shopping habit.

A brother of his former victims uses this weakness to make McClain pay-literally.

We follow McClain for 2 hours as he gets all sorts of crazy shopping orders across New York, on penalty of bombs going off throughout the city. Obvioulsy McClain wears a white shirt that gets filled with sweat, dirt and blood until it is an unrecognizable brown thingie hanging over a bloodied McClain by the end of this blockbuster.

Independence Day

[Van Rijn]

Independence Day II: The Day Physics Returns!

The aliens are back, but the earth is shattered! How can we possibly fight them this time? Scientists realize something amazing: Whether it is mountanous spacecraft barely making a dent in the ground or people ducking through a side door to escape an explosion, physical reality has been turned off! Will our heroes find the physical reality switch in time? Will the aliens disappear in a puff of illogic? Watch and see!

Silent Running

[GDwarf]

Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rick returns to the US, only to find that his past has not been forgotten, he now has to engage in a dance-off to the death in order to win a pardon.

*D'oh*

Silent Running II:
Freeman deciding that violence isn't the answer, travels back to the Earth and spreads his message of environmental love, watch as he is daunted at every turn by the oppressive oil capitalists, only to melt their greed-hardend hearts in the end by showing them the movie Bambi.
The Secret of NIMH

[antoniseb]

Secret of NIMH II, Timmy to the Rescue
http://www.vanden-eykel.com/nimharchive/sequel.html

Unfortunately, this film already had a sequel, though it wasn't critically acclaimed.

Next up:
Andy Warhol's Empire

[Gruesome]

Andy Warhol's Cottage Cheese

A singularly brilliant work, featuring a single static view of a bowl of cottage cheese. Watch as the fresh, white chunks slowly turn green and grow hair. [Run time 23 days, 17 hours, 34 minutes and 13 seconds]


Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

[Roving Philosopher]

Weekend at Remo's

Remo's training proves too good when he accidentally kills himself scratching an itch behind his ear. To avoid losing funding, CURE must pretend that Remo is still alive. Hilarity ensues.

Next: Ladyhawke

[Roy Batty]

Ladyhawke: The Curse Returns

Nevarre & Isobel (yes, i'm that sad to know the film well enough not to have to look them up!) awake one night to discover that hes now a werewolf and shes a vampire bat. But thats ok since they can be together at night :)

Next: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Celestial Mechanic]

Farris Hassan's Day Off

High school student phones in sick so he can go to Iraq. Ripped from the headlines! :lol:

Next: Plan Nine From Outer Space

[Matherly]

Plan Ten from Outer Space

Aliens hatch a devious plot to use cruddy B movies to lower human-kinds I.Q. as a prelude to invasion.

Canadian Bacon

[Gruesome]

Pets or Canadian Bacon?

Michael Moore's latest poingant vision protraying an 11 year-old boy's discovery of the meat industry. Join Timmy as he learns that some people keep pigs as pets and, by most accounts, it turns out the animals are quite intelligent <group hug>. Share Timmy's horror when he learns that the Canadian Bacon, which is but one part of his well-balanced breakfast, IS MADE FROM PIGS!! <insert 'Psycho' stabbing theme> "Canadian Bacon...IS PIGS!!"


Free Willy

[GDwarf]

Free Willy:
I'll ignore the, what is it, three sequels, that have been made and make my own. It'll probably be better anyways :P.

Free Willy II: Free Willy Jr.
Willy's back, this time with a family, when his son is caught by a reaserch team and imprisoned at an aquatic amusement park, now it's up to Willy, using his super-human intellect, to trick the park managers into setting his son free.

Ah, a hard one.
Ghandi

[soylentgreen]

Mo' Direct! Mo' Action! Mohandas!
GANDHI : REINCARNATION

The year is 2070 and with America and Russia in ruins, Britannia again rules the waves(and land...and air....and moon!).
The province of India One struggles under the jackboot of the Third East Anglo Tea (TEAT) Concern. The time for a hero is ripe. Fortunately, some of Gandhi's DNA has remained in hidden storage for just such an expected occasion. At a secret lab, located at the source of the Ganges, Dr Rakesh Desai brings the revered soul back to life, only this time...it's no more Mr. Peaceful Protest! The prince of spiritual leaders will whip his enemies like egg-beaters!
Starring Gandhi himself via cgi engineering, with voice work by Alec Baldwin...Eddie Izzard as Prime Minister Minsterprime....Hugh Grant as the Tea Conern's ruthless commander, the strutting Martin Ett...and Gwyneth Paltrow as M/Bourke-White9E+Zed.

next: DEATH ON THE NILE

[darkhunter]

Death on the Nile II--The Final Straw

In the aftermath of Hercule Poirot's success on the S.S.Karnak, he watches in dismay as the killer is once more freed on a technicallity.

He vows to never again let the innocent go unavenged. Stalking the murderer as he travels up the river, he soon finds that he is the hunted as well. In an epic three way game of cat and mouse, who will be the victor?


Nexty movie:

The Battle Beyond the Stars :)

Edit=sp3llling

[mugaliens]

The Matrix Re-Re-Re-loaded

After dying, resurrecting, dying, resurrecting, dying...

You get the idea..

Neo finally comes to the conclusion that:

1. His love interest is dead

2. His reason for existance is gone

3. The oracle now has a fling for the creator.

So, he wages war, angry man, causing havoc, before finally stopping in a "what the hell have I done" moment that's the only viable basis of the movie.

[antoniseb]

The Battle Beyond the Stars II - After the Fall

Having been saved by the Seven Samurai, er magnificent Seven, ummm seven mercenaries, the peaceful farmers have to face the fact that without evil overlords, they themselves are subject to corruption.

Next up: Barbarella

[darkhunter]

Apologies for the interuption:

Titanic II

Global warming melts all icebergs allowing for "trouble-free" crossings.

Next: LeMans

Found on best of google video (http://www.bestofgooglevideo.com/video.php?video=281)

And now back to our regularly scheduled movies....

[turbo-1]

Barbarella - the Depends Years Jane Fonda wears even less clothing in this riveting sequel as she travels planet to planet peddling personal hygiene products to the elderly. Soundtrack by Duran-Duran.

Blazing Saddles

[antoniseb]

The French Mistake

A bunch of cowboy loving gay dancers make an expedition to Argentina to cheer up some lonely gouchos.

Next up: History of the World Part 1

[Peter Canuck]

History - The Prequel....

Follow the zany Mel Brooks as an awkward, shy, jewish lad growing up in post world war 1 america. Laugh as he is pants by the school-yard bully.... Cry as his pet dog Old Redder dies... Learn how he uses these tragedies to become the formost short out of work movie actor/comic in America. See the secrets that make respectale actors like Harvey Korman beg to to part of his films.

Its all you want, and less.


NEXT UP.... SPEED

[Matherly]

Speed II- Cruise Control

Sandra Bullock returns as Annie who is trapped on a Cruise Ship that has been taken over by some very bad men who want it to run into something.

Nah... nobody make this bad of a movie

Next: Being John Malkovich

[antoniseb]

Being John Cusack

In some delighful meta-twists more people end up being dumped in giant gobs of earwax by the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.

Next up: Return of the King

[Nicolas]

The Fellowship of the King

In order to prevent any future wars, a fellowship is formed to go to Mount Doom, where 8 rings will be forged and spread around the world, so power is equally spread. Only, secretly a ninth ring is forged, a ring that can overpower all other rings. One ring to rule them all.

(oh wait did I just do the Neverending Story? :D)


Next: King Kong

[Jakenorrish]

King Kong II the heretic

Kong finds his true calling as a catholic priest and has to perform an exorsism on an eight year old boy. The size difference is a problem especially when kong splashes the boy with holy water and nearly drowns him.

'The power of kong compels you!'

Next Rain Man

[ToSeek]

Snow Man

Dustin Hoffman stars as an obsessive-compulsive determined to prove that there are two identical snowflakes somewhere. Great acting, but not an exciting plot.

Finding Nemo

[antoniseb]

Nemo II, Revenge of the Deep Sea Diver

Marlin, Doree and Nemo's idylic deep sea life is disrupted as a diver wronged by all concerned seeks his wicked revenge with an undersea chainsaw. He cuts down acres of Kelp forest looking for a school of clownfish when he meets the Sierra Club Sharks.

Next up: Donny Darko

[mid]

Donnie Darko 2: Donnie Darker

Time loops. Frugal people may wish to just watch the first movie a second time, because it's the same events with different camera angles.

[mid]

Oops. Forgot a sequel.

Donnie Darko

[Donnie B.]

Donnie Darko 2: Donnie Darker

Time loops. Frugal people may wish to just watch the first movie a second time, because it's the same events with different camera angles.

(Speaking of time loops...)

Ben Hur

[Parrothead]

Ben Hur II:Chariots Afire!: Tired of breaking legs, while being forced to pull chariots, the horses add an extra element to the races, flaming chariots!

next: Sunset Boulevard

[Jakenorrish]

Sunrise Boulevard

A conspiricy theorist's body is found floating upside down in a holywood swimming pool. What follows is a journey (posthumously narrated by the dead CT'er) that takes in all the possible causes of death. Was it the Government? Was it linked to the CT'rs belief in the apollo landings being faked?? Was it aliens who killed him for getting too close to the truth???!!!

After a three hour journey through the possibilities of interference from FBI, CIA, British MI6 and all other governmental agencies we find out that the CTer actually drowned because he didn't learn to swim.

Next The Deer Hunter

[Moose]

The Deer, Hunter.

OMG! He's got a gun! Ruuuuuuuun! Freddy the Buck Deer has had enough. After the obligatory fifteen day waiting period, the buck gets his .12 gauge and unloads lead at everybody he sees at the local redneck trailer park. Based on the (un)popular hunting game and certain unmentionable current events...

Jaws

[antoniseb]

Jaws II... Actually that's been done. Allow me some leway here.
Young Jaws: Before the Spy Who Loved Me
A sensitive tear-jerker of the tragic difficult life of a large child who could only get love from a demanding father by chewing rubber tires.

Next up: Alexander

[rahuldandekar]

Alexander Reborn: Napolean

Alexander the fearless leader is reborn as a short French dictator. Superb acting by Danny DeVito.

Training Day

[Roving Philosopher]

Training Wheels Day

Disillusioned by his work as a narc agent, Jake decides to transfer to the California Highway Patrol. Special guest appearance by Erik Estrada.

Next: Howard the Duck

[HenrikOlsen]

With the recent interest in adapting comic book crossovers, we bring you Howard the Duck vs. Destroyer Duck
Will Groo the Wanderer finally get to eat the pesky ducks or is he forever doomed to wander.

Next: Bambi

[Swift]

Bambi and Thumper
The adventures of our two forest friends before their big fight with James Bond in Diamonds are Forever. Learn why they left the forest and took up martial arts.

Next: Lost in Space

[Parrothead]

Planet X

A bunch of CTs go in search of Planet X and are not heard from again.

Next: Ronin

[Jakenorrish]

Planet X

A bunch of CTs go in search of Planet X and are not heard from again.

Next: Ronin


:D

[Swift]

Ronin and Martin's Laugh-In
A group of professional killers tell jokes and do little skits to 1960s music.

Next: Mrs. Doubtfire

[Jakenorrish]

Mr Doubtfire

Madonna as a singer who has exploited every avenue of exposing herself in order to sell pathetic, tuneless unoriginal records. The only thing left to do is dress as a man in order to convince the public that she really is a talented singer and actor.

This plot of course in no way mirrors Madonna's carreer as her own records are brilliant and show true genius!

Next Raging Bull

[rahuldandekar]

Raging Fish

LaMotta's son becomes a boxer, who famously, does not know how to box. The films end justifies with title, if you know the meaning of "sleeping with the fishes".

Love Actually

[Jakenorrish]

Garbage Actually

The DVD rerelease of the original film with an amended title to describe it properly.

next: The Truman Show

[ggremlin]

The Thurman Show: Ed TV

After a long series of court battles and a Supreme Court dicision, It is found that Thurman now owns the largest free standing structure on the planet. What will he do? Why, the Ed Pekurny Show, of course! Good morning, good afternoon and if I don't see ya, good night.

Xanadu

[mugaliens]

Yanadu - Watch as an aging album painter roller-skates around town, revisiting his old haunts shared with Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly, complete with plenty of flashbacks and all new music from the remaining members of ELO and The Tubes in their new band, Flourescent Tubes.

Top Gun

[Moose]

Redundant Gun

Maverick (Tom Cruise) finds himself out of work when Miramar becomes an F-18 training school. Faced with the choice of retraining to become just another nugget in the "plastic bug", or vying for a slot in the remaining two F-14 scout squadrons, Mav chooses early retirement. Charlotte (Kelly McGillis), who's a heatseeking cougar, runs off with one of the younger, newer pilots. Mav spends the rest of the movie jumping on psychiatrist couches shrieking GOOSE!! GOOOOOOOOSE!!!

Next: Mulan

[Celestial Mechanic]

Mulan Rouge

After saving the kingdom, Mulan runs off to Paris to become an exotic dancer, where she finds love and anachronistic rock songs.

Next: Gremlins

BTW: When Mulan was out I was telling a joke about Disney tying in the movie to a line of cosmetics, consisting of Mulan Face Cream, Mulan Eye-Liner, Mulan Mascara, and of course, Mulan Rouge! (Ducks and runs for cover!) :lol:

[Roy Batty]

Gremlins... Winging it

William Shatner, reprising his role in the Twilight Zone classic, escapes from a lunatic asylum & wreaks vengance on Mogwai & co... with... much... intensity!

next: Dark Star

[antoniseb]

Dark Star II Revenge of the Phoenix Asteroids

The Phoenix asteroids, irritated with the use of phenomenology to delay the detonation of the bomb, take their new member and invade Earth.

Next Up: Salome's Last Dance

[Gerrsun]

Salman's Last Dance:

Coming out of hiding to see his play, "Muhammed and the Man", about John the Baptist, Muhammed, three Hassidic midgets, and an Ommpa-Loompa, Rushdie is recognized by what he believes to be extremists bent on enforcing his death sentence fatwa. He's trapped in the theater running for his life and has to find a way to stop them from blowing the place up. At the end, he realizes this will uncover a secret tunnel to a nearby bank vault. It's all just a cheap robbery after all.

Next: Cherry 2000

[ggremlin]

Banderas 3000

Realizing that mechanical is better; Edith Johnson leaves that loser and travels south of the border for the legendary Banderas 3000. Pursued by a mysterious stranger, who has trapped her twice before, will she find her dream before it's to late?

Weird Science

[antoniseb]

Weirder Science

The boys, now grown up, have developed quirkier tastes in women, and now that they are the CTO and Project Leads at a genetics lab, they brew up 'women' with some very fetishist qualities, and extra body parts. It all unravels when their creations, once again, prove greater than the sum of their parts.

Next up: Wise Blood

[Matherly]

Wise Bile

A young man leads a small southern town to embrace Nihalism through his vitriolic rants.

Next: Blazing Saddles

[antoniseb]

Hi Matherly,

We've already done Blazing Saddles [posts 56 & 57]. Would you care to select another film?

[Matherly]

"Ach, I'm bad at this..."

Um... The Core

[antoniseb]

Ahhhh!!!! The Core. There's a movie that shouldn't have a sequel!

[Swift]

The Surface - Something is terribly wrong with the surface of the Earth, it is covered with all kinds of crawling, slimey life forms, polluting the nice clean rocks. Our crack team of crack-pots, in their vehicle built of "Un-pronouncablium" work to remove the carbon based units.

Next: Heaven can wait

[ToSeek]

Heaven Can't Wait

Our hero forms heaven's first baseball team and plays a team of demons for the souls of his friends still on Earth.

The Day The Earth Stood Still

[Arneb]

The day the Earth got going again.

Gort decides we humans aren't that bad after after all. With his unusual powers, he helps install Klaatu as a media and sports supertycoon. Featuring all kinds of hugely spectacular spectator sports on their network, Klaatu and Gort bring peace to humanity because everyone is glued to the telly to watch the things like the "Universe series" final in trans-dimenso-ball.

Rocky

[antoniseb]

Rocky II

Rocky wins the big one for the first time (actually got made).

Next up: Bullworth

[ggremlin]

Clinton - The Authorized Story

No treatment needed,

Next: Squirm
I know what it will be.

[Pleiades]

The Wiggles
The southern belle and her boyfriend hire The Wiggles. All that singing and dancing, the wiggles create their own annoying energy to drive the pests away.

Next: Pulp fiction

[antoniseb]

Pulpit Fiction

Jules has married Mia, and is now the charismatic preacher at a very popular church. The county they are in rapidly becomes the most crime free location in the US, through a series of mysterious and judgmental disappearances.

Next up: Lolita

[Arneb]

Abuelita

Saved somehow from his treminal heart disease, Humbert notices his penchant for the underaged has all but disappeared. Watch him meet a grandma thirty years his senior giving him the ultimate frivolous and raucous affair of a nursery home lifetime.

This is truly unlikely: Armageddon

[ToSeek]

Armageddon Tired of All This Bad Astronomy

A certain critic of bad astronomy in movies goes on a rampage and endeavors to destroy all copies of certain motion pictures by re-aiming a meteor toward Hollywood.

Contact

[Donnie B.]

Intimate Contact

Ellie Arroway rebuilds the alien machine and takes another trip. This time it's to a strange pleasure planet called Reisa, where she gets personal with some very friendly extraterrestrials.

Next: The Big Sleep

[Matherly]

The Little Sleep

Bogey plays a detective who suffers from insomina. Can he find the villan with only 30 minute power naps to get his through?

Next: All the President's Men

[ggremlin]

All the Presidents' Dogs

A tail wags the dog story of how the last 10 president's dogs actually controlled their "so called" masters and make the world safe dogkind, except for Korea of course.

Next: The Man who would be King

[Damburger]

The Man Who Won't Be King

Finally giving up on the hope of his mother dying before he does, Prince Charles treks around the world in an attempt to find a tribe desperate enough to make him a monarch.

Next: Solaris

[mugaliens]

Solaris 2006 - Natalia Bondarchuk (II), Youri Yarvet (II), Donatas Banionis, Anatoli Solinitsin (II), Vladislav Dvorzhetsky return to the planet they orbited 34 years previously in an attempt to find the memories they lost there.

Next: (Solaris 1972 version)

[Jakenorrish]

Lunaris

Keanu Reeves playes a hopelessly talentless actor who is sent to the moon to reflect on a career which would have been better spent collecting the garbage rather than producing it on the big screen!

Next: Forrest Gump

[antoniseb]

Son of Gump

The brilliant son of Jenny and Forrest grows up knowing the simple homilies of his loving but slow father, and contrasting them with the heartache of the world of a teenager in America. As he grows into a man, his loathing of his father turns into a very bittersweet love with deathbed confessions. Emboldened with a new outlook on life, he decides to correct the worlds common misconceptions about Astronomy.

Next up: What Dreams May Come

[ggremlin]

What nightmares will come!

The true behind the scenes story of how Tom Cruise get the green light to do MI3 and finally put the last nail in the series coffin.

Toy Story II

[Jakenorrish]

Toy story III - Its Child's Play

Woody and Buzz Lightyear and the gang are back in this heart warming tale about Chucky from Child's Play moving in next door and picking them all off with a variety of kitchen implements. The ultimate irony is when Buzz is polished off with a chainsaw.

Next : Jason and the Argonauts

[ggremlin]

Jason and the Astronauts,

The story of how Jason used his incredible ship, the "Apollo" in his search for the "Golden Fleecing" of the moon. Check your reality at the door.

Next: Dracula

[rahuldandekar]

Quakula

The sad story about the man posing to be Dracula after the Bad Astronomer writes about his fakery on his site.

Next: Shakespeare in Love

[Damburger]

Quakula

The sad story about the man posing to be Dracula after the Bad Astronomer writes about his fakery on his site.

Next: Shakespeare in Love

Shakespeare in Divorce Court

The playwrite discovers that things aren't so rosy in reality as they are on stage.

Next: Downfall

[Matherly]

Marlow in Love

The charming tale of a young woman who longs to play a part in The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus and the rivalry she creates between Marlow and the actor playing Mephistophilis.

Next: Paint Your Wagon

[Matherly]

D'oh... got scooped!

Downfall II: The Jar Years

A gripping psycological thriller detailing the machivellan schemes hatched by Hitler's brain in a jar

Now... Paint your Wagon

[ggremlin]

Paint yourself into a corner

Not being able to come with anything that would top the prior named movie. We decide to paint the walls and floors without thinking about little things like exits. I would have loved to be a bug on the wall for that green light meeting.

Next: Lassie

[antoniseb]

Lassie: Come Home Again

In repeated incidents, Lassie helps save the farm from foreclosure and prevents Timmy from being kidnapped by a notorious ring of circus clowns. Eventually Lassie finds true love in the form of a very charming Lhasa Apso that makes her laugh.

Next up: Orphans of the Storm

[mugaliens]

Gish meets Gidget

An aging actress pulls a giddy teenager under her wing, combining their talents of being perky, but silent. Together they take Montana by storm, mimingly overacting across the prarie.

Montana

[Matherly]

Kansas

An Australian tries to shake up rural Kansas by introducing a herd of sheep, but just ends up really, really board.

Next up: The Towering Inferno

[mugaliens]

The Towering Infernos - Yet another attempt by Hollywood to capitalize on the WTC disaster.

Paint Your Wagon

[turbo-1]

Paint Your Wagons Ho! - a couple of cosmetologists head west hoping to make their livings prospecting and ranching. They buy and share a wagon, supplies, and a woman. The plot turns on daily makeovers of the fair maiden as they cross the prairies and mountains.

The Birds

[Arneb]

The Rats - Unbeknownst to city planners and veterinarians, rats multiply in the city of Berlin like, well, rats. Things turn nasty when they cover the streets attacking unsuspecting citizens (actualy, this is not so unlikely - it was actually made by a German television network).

The Day After

[antoniseb]

The Little Birds

After the birds successfully destroy mankind, there is a terrible differentiation as little birds begin to tail and peck at the larger birds, ultimately destroying the new avian civilization that sprung up after the first film.

Stardust Memories

edit: ignore the above Arneb beat me to it.

[Arneb]

[unnecessary comment edited out]

[antoniseb]

Getting It Together (sequel to The Day After)

Things are a real mess, but there is hope as people live miserable lives trying to not look back. In the ultimate anti-climax film, the few remaining people have hard work, but very little drama in their lives.

Next up: All The President's Men

[Arneb]

All the President's men - [Well this could be construed as inviting political comments, couldn't it?]

O.K., what about All the President's Women - Oh, no, you would all know whom this is about... :whistle: :silenced::silenced::silenced:.

Why no give antoniseb's last idea it's well-deserved go? -

Stardust Memories

[Mellow]

Rocky Balboa..... this time he's .... aww forget it.

[Roy Batty]

No, no, now you've resurrected it you have to carry on:naughty:

[ToSeek]

Stardust Memories

The engineers put out to retirement after installing the switches upside-down reminisce about the good old days. (Yes, I know, not quite the right spacecraft, but give me some poetic license here.)


Next up: Gone with the Wind

[Roy Batty]

Next up: Gone with the Wind
A Cyberman & Cyberwoman overcome their emotional inhibitors, fall in love, give a damn, but are then cruelly whisked off through a rift in time & space.

Next: Withnail and I.

[Luckmeister]

Back with the wind

Rhett returns from a trip to Mexico with extreme flatulence, lights a match and burns down the rebuilt Tara mansion.

Next: Back To The Future III

Okay, ignore mine -- Roy ToSeeked me.

[antoniseb]

Back To The Future IV

In a tragic twist, Doc Brown crosses paths with Rembrandt "Crying Man" Brown in the space between universes, and they switch places. Laugh and cry as the two casts try to make a go of it.

Next up:

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