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ToSeek
23-April-2006, 03:55 PM
Longtime former BABB members might remember a poster named Chaiyah who made a brief visit a few years ago and had some, um, unconventional views. (She was banned because she thought she didn't need to follow our rules so long as she didn't see anything wrong with what she was doing.)

Anyhow, she is on another forum saying that she thinks she was implanted with an alien space seed that came out in her bath and talks to her, and she's now trying to nurture it. See here (http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=34646&start=7&postdays=0&postorder=asc&) and here. (http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35427)

Superluminal
23-April-2006, 06:51 PM
Keep us updated on this ToSeek, going places like that hurt my head.

Musashi
23-April-2006, 07:13 PM
I love the fact that she refuses to take pictures of it.

Also, why would eating egg yolks change it's dna? I have eaten egg yolks, did it change my dna?

Dragon Star
23-April-2006, 08:44 PM
0_o....woah....

People are actually sending the crazy B**** money too...this absolutely amazes me.

Gillianren
23-April-2006, 08:55 PM
Wow. I guess my cat is actually doing some good when he sits in the bathroom while I take a bath. He actually is protecting me from bathtub monsters!

Sammy
23-April-2006, 09:23 PM
She posts on GLP every so often. Even there, she is regarded as being pretty outre. Thats really saying something!

Several years ago, she was a Planet X proponent, and reported seeing multiple Suns (I think it was seven), proving that the famous Nancy L ws correct.

Big Brother Dunk
23-April-2006, 09:34 PM
Wow, that's out there!

randb
24-April-2006, 03:17 AM
"I'm not giving it fresh blood---no way, no how.

If it can make it on egg yolk, that's cool. But I'm not feeding a parasitic carnivore.

Maybe it'll learn how to "quack" and waddle like a duck, eh?

Maybe I can get some beef liver, cut it into small pieces and give the seed some plasma occurring in the liver, each day. "

:neutral:

N C More
24-April-2006, 11:44 AM
Let's re-cap all this; an alien space seed implant popped out of a woman's reproductive tract while in the bathtub, she's raising it with proper nutrition and TLC, the little alien pod thingy contacts it's surrogate Mom via telepathy, and people are now sending this woman money for the pod's care. This all causes me to really wonder.

Where is this woman's family? I re-call her mentioning that she has children...this bothers me. Now, it's fairly (blatantly) obvious to me, a nonprofessional in the area of mental health, that this lady has some serious problems. Once again, I wonder why her friends and family haven't stepped in to help this woman, and protect her children (the human ones)?

Reacher
24-April-2006, 01:50 PM
Boy howdy, I must say I was hooked by her charming admission that when she first saw said alien seed pod, she assumed simply, "Oh, must be some poo."

Also, she proclaims that "This morning, the water had gone through some processes; so I replenished it again" without hinting as to what "processes" the water had gone through.

We put things in animals all the time. We want them there, so they stay there. If aliens were putting their kids in people, you'd think a bit of a sore stomach and a hot bath wouldn't dislodge them. Aren't aliens better than us?

Nicolas
24-April-2006, 02:28 PM
I told them Hasbro people they made the new Tamagotchi TOO small...

Gillianren
25-April-2006, 02:00 AM
Let's re-cap all this; an alien space seed implant popped out of a woman's reproductive tract while in the bathtub, she's raising it with proper nutrition and TLC, the little alien pod thingy contacts it's surrogate Mom via telepathy, and people are now sending this woman money for the pod's care. This all causes me to really wonder.

Where is this woman's family? I re-call her mentioning that she has children...this bothers me. Now, it's fairly (blatantly) obvious to me, a nonprofessional in the area of mental health, that this lady has some serious problems. Once again, I wonder why her friends and family haven't stepped in to help this woman, and protect her children (the human ones)?

You're absolutely right, of course. I find myself wondering that about a lot of the people referenced in the more woo stories. There is still such a thing as involuntary commitment, and if she has small children, her local equivalent of the Department of Children and Families.

Superluminal
25-April-2006, 04:36 AM
I find aliens all the time in my bath water. I just let them go down the drain. Guess I've been missing a great opportunity to make a fast $.

Celestial Mechanic
25-April-2006, 05:19 AM
Wow. I guess my cat is actually doing some good when he sits in the bathroom while I take a bath. He actually is protecting me from bathtub monsters!
Eleven years ago I was caring for my sister's cat, Charlie, a long-haired tabby that I called "Fluffy Devil". Every morning Charlie would jump up on the toilet seat lid and sit there while I was showering. I had no idea that he was protecting me from such an unspeakable horror! Whew! :lol:

Egarim
25-April-2006, 10:19 AM
I have a cat that likes to protect me from the dangers of the bathroom as well. He sits on the toilet seat and stares into the bowl for long periods at a time. Obviously watching out for snakes and gators but who knows there could be aliens in the sewers as well. He'll even lift the seat if its down but he always forgets to put it back down when he's done.

mugaliens
25-April-2006, 10:34 AM
When her seeds grows a bit and starts saying "Feed me!" aka Little Shop of Horrors, we'll all have been proven wrong, but only if Steve Martin or Rick (Moranis?) break out in song.

Nicolas
25-April-2006, 10:51 AM
I for one would like to welcome our new bathtub poo seed alien overlords :eh:

Jens
25-April-2006, 11:37 AM
You're absolutely right, of course. I find myself wondering that about a lot of the people referenced in the more woo stories. There is still such a thing as involuntary commitment, and if she has small children, her local equivalent of the Department of Children and Families.

I would think, though (speaking as a parent, partly) that we would want to be careful about allowing the state to remove children just because of the views (no matter how strange) of the parents. If it turns out they mistreat the children, or don't fee them, that's one thing, but just because they tell the children aliens are coming, or the world was made in seven days, or whatever, becomes somewhat dangerous.

Cl1mh4224rd
25-April-2006, 11:07 PM
I for one would like to welcome our new bathtub poo seed alien overlords :eh:
I'm certainly not shaking their... well, anything... :eh:

Dragon Star
25-April-2006, 11:12 PM
I for one would like to welcome our new bathtub poo seed alien overlords :eh:

You win the thread.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Nicolas
26-April-2006, 12:11 AM
:dance: it's such a classic, it just HAD to be said :D

Gillianren
26-April-2006, 07:05 AM
When her seeds grows a bit and starts saying "Feed me!" aka Little Shop of Horrors, we'll all have been proven wrong, but only if Steve Martin or Rick (Moranis?) break out in song.

Right. (And yes, it's Moranis. Cat from Red Dwarf is also in that movie.)

jfribrg
26-April-2006, 07:05 PM
I encountered her on the (now defunct) New York Times Buzzboard. This was just before Planet X was supposed to arrive. Lots of folks kept busy asking her why it hadn't arrived yet. At one point she posted that a CME or something like that was going to destroy all life on Earth and we all had 1/2 hour to live. She spent that half hour posting about it so she perhaps could say "I told you so" in the afterlife. When it didn't happen she actually admitted or claimed that she didnt believe it would happen but that sometimes you have to do these things to wake people up. I sometimes wonder if she is a sock puppet for N.L.

ToSeek
26-April-2006, 09:16 PM
I sometimes wonder if she is a sock puppet for N.L.

It would be nice because that would mean there's one fewer wacko in the world, but I don't think so.

Cl1mh4224rd
26-April-2006, 10:03 PM
When it didn't happen she actually admitted or claimed that she didnt believe it would happen but that sometimes you have to do these things to wake people up.
I fail to understand how crying wolf and bludgeoning others over the head will "wake people up". Seems like it would do exactly the opposite.

Or maybe that's just what "They" want me to think. :think: