The never ending llama game.

[Frog march]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9047/aardvark8tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Eric Vaxxine]

http://www.brc.dcs.gla.ac.uk/systems/glama/

[Eric Vaxxine]

I couldn't quite get the Deep Sea aspect to this picture.

http://www.deepseaimages.com/dsilibrary/showphoto.php?photo=14320

[Swift]

Lynton & Lynmouth Arts and Music Association (http://www.llama.org.uk/)

[Gruesome]

Beware! (http://www.frolic.org/)

[Gruesome]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9047/aardvark8tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That doesn't look like a llama.

In fact, it's scaring me.

[Roy Batty]

That doesn't look like a llama.

In fact, it's scaring me.
That's because it's haard!

No Llama thread would be complete without the great Tintin (http://www.capsurlemonde.org/andes/lamas/tintin-bis.html)! :D

[antoniseb]

Here's an HB (http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/hannaBarberaCell.jpg) drawing.

[rahuldandekar]

Do I have to post links? noooooooooooooooooooo!

[afterburner]

Energizer llama...it keeps going and going and going...:cool:

http://www.scla.us/images/everready.jpg

[Lance]

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/avatars/2.gif

[afterburner]

Lance...how did you get a .gif for your display pictre? I tried, but it told me that i cant upload animated pictures

[Arneb]

Here's some music to go with it :razz: : The llama song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)

[Lance]

Here's some music to go with it :razz: : The llama song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)
The first time I heard/saw that I laughed so hard I cried. That song was the inspiration for the Illumi-Llama and every llama-like thing I've done since.

When I publish a hymnal for all those who worship the Illumi-Llama, that song will be hymn #1.

[Arneb]

The first time I heard/saw that I laughed so hard I cried. That song was the inspiration for the Illumi-Llama and every llama-like thing I've done since.

When I publish a hymnal for all those who worship the Illumi-Llama, that song will be hymn #1.

Well, then beware! (http://www.risukun.com/Node.aspx?id=282) They aren't always so nice! :eek:

[Lance]

Well, then beware! (http://www.risukun.com/Node.aspx?id=282) They aren't always so nice! :eek:
HA! I love it.

And here's another combination of llamas and something not too nice: The Sawyer Song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sawyer.php)

[pghnative]

How about a llama joke?

If you spell lama with one "L", you have a Tibeten monk
If you spell llama with two "L"s, you have a South American mammal
Q: But if you spell lllama with three Ls, what do you have????

A: A really bad fire....

(...cause it's a 3-L-lllama)

(if you don't get it, say "3-L-lllama" really fast)

(if you still don't get it ... well, it's not that good of a joke)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama chameleon...
it comes and goes it comes and goes ...

(that Boy, George?)

[ToSeek]

Llama at Machu Picchu (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg/200px-Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg)

[Argos]

It´s llamas all the way down (http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/trivia10.html)...

[Eric Vaxxine]

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/avatars/2.gif


I really don't know why, but I fell off my chair laughing at this !!! Brilliant

[Argos]

Yeah, one of the best avatars of all (along with Frog March´s). :)

[Eta C]

How about a llama joke?

If you spell lama with one "L", you have a Tibeten monk
If you spell llama with two "L"s, you have a South American mammal
Q: But if you spell lllama with three Ls, what do you have????

A: A really bad fire....

(...cause it's a 3-L-lllama)

(if you don't get it, say "3-L-lllama" really fast)

(if you still don't get it ... well, it's not that good of a joke)

Ogden Nash said the same thing perhaps better in is aptly named poem "The Llama" (http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1080.html)

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any three-l lllama*.

*note. The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a "three-alarmer." Pooh.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Lobsang Llama. Didn't he write some famous books?

[Pleiades]

Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay".

Opening Credits to Monty Python & the Holy Grail

[Eric Vaxxine]

I had a dream last night about an evil looking scarlet eyed, horned OZLlama.
I hope it doesn't come true.

[Lance]

Did it occasionally have the spinning head of Linda Blair between it's horns?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Yes. No..er YES, it's looked like Ozzy Ozborn! How did you know? Did you dream it too?

[Lance]

I think everyone had the same dream, at exactly the same time. What could it mean?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Bizarrefreakystuffguys !!

[Eric Vaxxine]

For every Llama there is an Equal and Opposite EvilLama

[rahuldandekar]

Can we create EviLlamasTM in the lab?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Can we market it worldwide?

[ToSeek]

http://llamapictureoftheday.com/

[korjik]

Llama llama duck!

[Lance]

You forgot the www in the beginning of the url:

http://www.llamapictureoftheday.com/ (http://www.plus613.com/image/5694)

[ToSeek]

No wonder the link didn't work.

[Lance]

I may have to register that domain for real.

[rahuldandekar]

Register it in the name of "The BAUT associatioon for llama discussion and annoyance".

[TheBlackCat]

How about really cute not-a-llamas (http://www.alpacas.com/images/vicunaLove.jpg). Or perhaps another (http://www.mcbeen.com/cpg/albums/ftp/jenn/peru/normal_peru_vicuna_02.jpg).

Here's some music to go with it : The llama song
They mispronounced "llama" throughout the entire song. It is normally pronounced "yama", although if you have an argentinian accent like I do it is "jama" (with the j pronounced somewhere between a "j" and "sh").

And the OP is a picture of an aardvark, not a llama. The first two letter are the same in that animal as well, but the similarities pretty much end there.

[Eric Vaxxine]

LlamaCarting anyone?

http://www.nas.com/~jnkllamas/advent.htm

[Gruesome]

Yeah, I think.. I think you take, uh, Las Palmas
Take Las Palmas to Colorado
Take Colorado down to Pico
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

You go to Pico,
You take Pico to Colorado
Take Colorado to Las Palmas
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Pico!
Take that to...
Colorado
Then go down to...
Kopico?
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Now you say Pico
And take your little llamas
Colorado, Colorado!
Las Palmas... GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Get to LLAMA SCHOOL!
You got to go to LLAMA SCHOOL!

(c) 1998 Crescent Fresh Publishing

[Lance]

They mispronounced "llama" throughout the entire song. It is normally pronounced "yama"...
Apparently, it's been "americanized"...

From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary: llama (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/llama)

Main Entry: lla·ma http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?llama001.wav=llama) http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?llama002.wav=llama)
Pronunciation: 'lä-m&, 'yä-m&
It seems both pronunciations are acceptable these days.

[ToSeek]

I may have to register that domain for real.

Go for it, but I want some kind of credit. ;)

[Lance]

Okay. In the mean time, you can enjoy:

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

(ToSeek; Any idea why that image won't show?)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Quality specimens.

[Lance]

I cheated. One of them is a guanaco.

[Eric Vaxxine]

One was a matted carpet... !!

[Lance]

LOL.

Yeah, true.

[ToSeek]

Okay. In the mean time, you can enjoy:

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

(ToSeek; Any idea why that image won't show?)

Works for me.

[Lance]

Works for me.
The link, the embedded image, or both?

[ToSeek]

When I click on the link I get a llama picture. If I reload I (generally) get a different llama picture. What more do you want?

[Lance]

When I click on the link I get a llama picture. If I reload I (generally) get a different llama picture. What more do you want?
There is an image embedded in the post as well, but all I see is a Red X. Do you see the image that is in the post?

[rahuldandekar]

I don't... the link works, though.

Llamas rule, UT?

[ToSeek]

I don't even see the red "X", just a blank area. I can't even tell that anything's missing until I click "Edit."

[Lance]

Must have been destryoyed by the Anti-Llama. We had some problems with him a couple of days ago.

[Jeff Root]

I don't even see the red "X", just a blank area. I can't even tell that
anything's missing until I click "Edit."
You probably have your browser configured to not show empty boxes.
All I get is a red X.

-- Jeff, assistant to the High Dolly Llama's guru & shearer when in
Minneapolis

[Lance]

2 1/2 days since the last post?

Some never-ending game this is...

Llamas

[rahuldandekar]

All because of your EviLlama!
:P

[Eric Vaxxine]

There is a Llama show taking place in Glossop next week.
Fun includes: Dancing Llamas; Llamas that talk; Psychic Llamas; Pygmy Llamas; Bearded Llamas and Chinese Gymnastic Llamas; prize winning thoroughbred equatorial Llamas and the most extraordinary see-through Llamas.

Not forgetting Llamas rides for under 8's.
There is a band on in the evening callad Llamageddon.

[rahuldandekar]

Don't forget the hybrid: The Laughing Hyellama... ;)

[Eric Vaxxine]

There is a Llama show taking place in Glossop next week.
Fun includes: Dancing Llamas; Llamas that talk; Psychic Llamas; Pygmy Llamas; Bearded Llamas and Chinese Gymnastic Llamas; prize winning thoroughbred equatorial Llamas and the most extraordinary see-through Llamas.

Not forgetting Llamas rides for under 8's.
There is a band on in the evening callad Llamageddon.


Sorry I meant to mention, free parking for all Llamas and there is also a BBQ in the evening (PORK !!!)

[ToSeek]

There was a mention in some comic strip over the weekend of "Norwegian llama cheese". I'll have to figure out where I saw that.

[rahuldandekar]

I have to question, like CrossCountry did... Don't we obssess a little too much about llamas? lol ... I need variety... we tried to bring in aardvarks and echidnas but failed... :P

How about *scary music* Vampires ? LOL... Now you'll come up with Vampire Llamas... :P

[Eric Vaxxine]

Your posts read in a way that made me think you were a satisfied llamarist. This is the dedicated Llama thread, certainly it would be out of place not to talk about Llamas here.

[Lance]

Is it even possible to obsess too much about llamas? I think the maximum obsession possible would be just about right.

[rahuldandekar]

I am a satisfied llamarist :P ... but, well, the other animals are jealous. lol

OK, So, since this is the llama game... we should hold something like a game...

Maybe, coining new words about llamas (like llamarick) and giving their definitions.

Eg. Llamarick (n.)

1. A Five lines of peotry obsessing about llamas and obsessing about how other people obssess about llamas and also obsesseing about obsessing about...

2. A name... as in Llamaricky Martin.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Or an Acronym Llama game using the word ... Llama.

Llamas Lose All Memory Apparently

[ToSeek]

Let llamas acquire money and stocks.

[rahuldandekar]

Llamas like art mostly as scrap.

[Frog march]

Llamas in pajamas are coming down the stairs.

sorry I just had to say that.




edit-continue, Llamas

[Eric Vaxxine]

Llamas, LIke All Men, Are Superb

[Melusine]

Loony llamas are maniacal alpaca sadists!

This is a psychotic thread. 0-8~

[Eric Vaxxine]

Llama's, Lance, Are Multi Appendaged Superheroes.

[Lance]

Lance's llamas are my animals?

[ToSeek]

Llamas leave a mess afterwards.

[Frog march]

Llamas leave animal mess and skedaddle.

[Lance]

Llamas leave alone my alpacas

[Melusine]

Loquacious llamas are motormouthes always schmoozing.

[ToSeek]

Llamas live around my attic.

[Eta C]

Late llamas arrive mostly after supper.

[Melusine]

Llamas lucky at mating are seductive.

[Maksutov]

Llamas like a munchy apple, skinned.

The Andes are all full of llamas.
But Palestine, in one of its dramas,
Kicked them all out.
They said with a pout,
"Llamas more popular than Hamas!"

[ToSeek]

Loose llamas are menacing Al's sauerkraut.

[Eta C]

A young llama from Cuzco Peru,
Was once lost and had nothing to do.
It took leave of its mama,
But missed Lake Titicaca,
And wound up at Machu Pichu.

[rahuldandekar]

A young llama from Cuzco Peru,
Was once lost and had nothing to do.
It took leave of its mama,
But missed Lake Titicaca,
And wound up at Machu Pichu.

:clap:

[Eric Vaxxine]

Llamas Like America, Most Actually Survive.

[rahuldandekar]

Lance's Llamas lead long lives
Lance's llamas have many wives
But, I confess
When BAUTers obsess
I really wish I had some knives :D :p

[Eric Vaxxine]

If I had a Llama
I'd Llama in the Morning
Llama in the Evening
All over the Land

or

I'd rather be a Llama than Snail
Yes I would
If I could
I surely would

[rahuldandekar]

I saw a llama eating from the trash cans
Where did it come from, why did it dance?
It, seeing me, sped
To a house, red
And the owner's name was (guess?) "Lance"!!

[Lance]

Why do we post here?
The llamas make us do it.
Silly beasts, llamas.

[Maksutov]

You can have that big ape called King Kong,
T Rex is too big and too long.
Godzilla's got bad breath,
They all bore me to death.
I'll keep my Shama Llama Ding Dong.

[Eta C]

A camel named Aaron Abraxas,
Asked a llama he met in Caracas,
"Take me south to Peru,
We'll go straight to the zoo,
And make fun of those silly alpacas."

[Melusine]

Llama limericks amuse my anapestic senses. :clap:

[Eric Vaxxine]

There once was a Llama called Jane
Who always went out in the rain.
Her fur got all matted
So she had it platted
And now she is lovely again.

[ToSeek]

BAUT has a poster named Lance
whom about llamas always he rants
every post, every thread,
when threatened, he said,
"I'd stop, but I really can'ts!"

[rahuldandekar]

BAUT has a poster named ToSeek
Who googles every hour, day and week
When asked to stop it
He got into a fit
Saying "Llamas are better than google? freak!"

[Frog march]

llama plaited cars
on their way to mars
powered by dung
their on the run
llamas heading for isllamabar

[Maksutov]

There once was a llama named Jake,
Who was spooked by a large coral snake.
With his right foot he crushed it,
Down his thoat he then flushed it,
Saying, "Llama snack made big mistake!"

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6434/llamadance8vm.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Maksutov]

the mountains with snow,
llamas go up and down them
but they stay the same.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8214/llamafront3ch.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[rahuldandekar]

A revengeful old llama named Grout
Didn't like his species ridiculed at BAUT
But when he spammed
His keyboard PC jammed
Because he was typing with his snout!

[Maksutov]

llamas walk ahead,
on the colored leaf carpet
leading to the peak.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/788/llama5qk.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[rahuldandekar]

BTW, I love the limericks in this thread... am I allowed to post these on my blog? Attributed to the original posters, of course. :)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Fine with mine.

A llama called James lived in Spain
'I'm posh' he would often refrain.
But he fell in love with a
Llama that was rough
And she became posh just the same.

Her father, unhappy with Jane
And alarmed by his daughters game
Said Llama's he knew
Grew up in Peru and that
Llamas from Spain were quite Lame.

[ToSeek]

You're welcome to any I've written.

[Maksutov]

BTW, I love the limericks in this thread... am I allowed to post these on my blog? Attributed to the original posters, of course. :)Go ahead and copy/paste. Llamas should be free!

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4615/walking7ib.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Melusine]

I once met a llama in Bauru,
Who loved to multiply things by two,
Said he'd studied math,
Overseas in Bath,
And was the smartest chap they ever knew.


Edvard Munch said once it did seem,
That a llama came to him in a dream,
It stood on a pier,
Enraptured by fear,
And from thence he painted "The Scream" (http://www.sullivanet.com/misc/llamas/scream.gif)

[rahuldandekar]

Thanks, Maksutov, ToSeek and Eric.

I'll publish my favourites on my blog. :)

[Frog march]

Arthur had a llama
He wrote a book called Rama
It ate his book
Then gave him a look
Then he sold him back to the farmer

[Lance]

Llamas should be free!

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4615/walking7ib.gif (http://imageshack.us)
And does that include ^^^ that one?

[Eta C]

Rahul, you can post mine as well. The two I've posted I wrote, but all this llama talk dredged up one that I remember hearing back when I was in college. It's unrepeatable here, and I'm almost ashamed to admit to remembering it (almost). In any case, the final line went something like "But llamas are numero uno!" I leave the rest to the imagination of the reader.

[Maksutov]

And does that include ^^^ that one?Yup. That beautifull beast is running freelly through the night! Not untill the next morning did the ranchers reallize that one of their animalls was on the llam.

[Frog march]

Rahul, you can post mine as well. The two I've posted I wrote, but all this llama talk dredged up one that I remember hearing back when I was in college. It's unrepeatable here, and I'm almost ashamed to admit to remembering it (almost). In any case, the final line went something like "But llamas are numero uno!" I leave the rest to the imagination of the reader.


you should have said, "leave the rest to google", does the limerick have something to do with someone called Bruno? ;)

[Eta C]

Yep, that's the one. An Argentine gaucho by trade. Again, I'll skip the middle lines here. Funny how it dosn't take long for any discussion of limericks to get to the off-color ones.

Still, I suspect one could rewrite the limerick to be a bit less blue. So here's the challange. Limerick with first and last lines, but objectionable middle seeks postable lines. Efforts to be posted to BAUT forum.

"An Argentine gaucho named Bruno"



"But llamas are numero uno."

[rahuldandekar]

LOL funny limerick ;).

Here's a less-objectionable version

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said "aBAUT this forum I do know"
Alternate theories are fine
Conspiracy, Hoaxes divine
But Lance's llamas are numero uno!

P.S. Hehe, I saw just now that Eta C had asked to write a non-objectionable version too... hehe I came up with the same idea, eh? ;) BTW, thanks, Eta, I loved your limericks. I'll post them on my blog.

[Maksutov]

An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said wool is one thing I do know
Goats are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno.

[rahuldandekar]

An limerick writer named Bruno
Said "Good anapests I do know"
Flies and fleas are fine
And Nantucket is divine
But llamas are numero-uno!

[Maksutov]

There once was a llama named Bob
Whose heart a girl llama made throb
When she chose to elope
With an young antelope
Robbed Bob the llama did sob.

[Lance]

Very nice!

[rahuldandekar]

Here are more variations on the numero uno limerick:

A young clever policeman named Bruno
Caught a Jesus impersonator, you know
Said "$100 fine
for dressing divine
And also, I think you're a little loon-o."

For fans of the Godfather:

There was a Tattalgia named Bruno
His own order of kills he did know
Vito Corleone came last
Hagen had to be fast
But Luca Brasi was job numero uno.

[Maksutov]

Very nice!Thanks! To show my appreciation, here's one for you:

There is a BAUT poster named Lance
Whose avatar looks normal first glance
If you wait for ten seconds
A llama then beckons
To Lance's obsession enhance.

[ToSeek]

To talk and talk about llama
Is to fill life full of drama
Those exotic camelids
Live on great big spreads
In groups along with their mama.

[Eric Vaxxine]

A Llama a Day
Keeps the Farmer away.

[rahuldandekar]

A llama post a day...
Kept Crosscountry away?
:p

[Eric Vaxxine]

A llama post a day...
Kept Crosscountry away?
:p


Crikey ..thats too true !!

[Lance]

It's been a bad day for the llamas...

[Frog march]

did they get made redundant?

[Eta C]

No, just a slow day.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno,
Said "Tango is one thing I do know.
While dancing I find,
That women are fine,
But llamas are numero uno."

[Pleiades]

Here's a trim llama. (Hope this link works I've never tried this before, you may have to scroll down to see the llama in question)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/babyllama.jpg

[Eric Vaxxine]

Here's a trim llama. (Hope this link works I've never tried this before, you may have to scroll down to see the llama in question)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/babyllama.jpg


This is typical, dangerous, vicious and volatile Llamas. It is best these vicious creatures are kept behind bars.

There once was a Llama call Lou
Who ate every one that he knew
While he was in bed
He ate his own head
And all that was left was a shoe

[ToSeek]

This is typical, dangerous, vicious and volatile Llamas. It is best these vicious creatures are kept behind bars.


It looks adorable, or is it deceptive like that killer bunny in Holy Grail?

[Eric Vaxxine]

That rabbits Dynamite ...

Don't be fooled ToSeek (the great and glorious, of course).
Even at that young age, it is bearing it's teeth.

[ToSeek]

I took it for a smile, but I see your point.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I am sorry, I was totally and unneccessarrilly harsh on the fluffy Llamas. Maybe I am in rejection, and really want to be a Llama Farmer. Leaping from tree to tree as they cut down the mighty....er...larch (snigger).

I'm a Llama farmer I'm OK,
I sleeps all night and I works all day .....

[Maksutov]

I am sorry, I was totally and unneccessarrilly harsh on the fluffy Llamas. Maybe I am in rejection, and really want to be a Llama Farmer. Leaping from tree to tree as they cut down the mighty....er...larch (snigger).

I'm a Llama farmer I'm OK,
I sleeps all night and I works all day .....Hopefully you don't

dress up like a llama,
and hang around in las tabernas.

[Van Rijn]

This is typical, dangerous, vicious and volatile Llamas. It is best these vicious creatures are kept behind bars.

There once was a Llama call Lou
Who ate every one that he knew
While he was in bed
He ate his own head
And all that was left was a shoe

Yeesh. A Vorpal Bunny is bad enough. Taking out a few Vorpal Llamas would require a tactical nuke.

[ToSeek]

Attack of the Vorpal Llamas - soon to be a major motion picture.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Hopefully you don't

dress up like a llama,
and hang around in las tabernas.

I wish I'd been a Llama, just like my deaaaaar mama.

[ToSeek]

I'm a llamajack, and I'm okay....

[Eric Vaxxine]

It's when I see things like this ... http://www.tcob.com/life/555.html I get all emotional

[ToSeek]

How long can we let such atrocities continue?

[rahuldandekar]

Wait till PETL get their hands on this... :D

[Eric Vaxxine]

Rah'Kar ... whats PETL? And can they stop such things?

[ToSeek]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Llamas. And you don't want them on your case - if they can't straighten you out, then they call in the Llama Liberation Front!

[rahuldandekar]

Yeah, the llama liberation front has a huge army of llamas...

And the PETL make llamas stand naked in front of McLlamas and other places serving llamas.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Are you guys from the LIfe of Brian?

[ToSeek]

Still, there's nothing quite as good as a Bacon Double McLlama Burger.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is there a LlamaKing franchise?

[Lance]

Llama - the other dark meat. (http://www.krug.org/bob/eat.html)

[ToSeek]

I ate a bisonburger once.

[korjik]

Llama, Llama, DUCK

[rahuldandekar]

*Throws llamas at ToSeek*

[rahuldandekar]

Lance's Paradox

Does the llama catch the turtle in a finite time?

BTW, why did the llama cross the road?

[Eta C]

Because it was the only road around?

Time for the Name Game (please correct if I got the sequence wrong.)

Llama llama bo banna
Banana nanna bo llama
Fe fi fo famma
Llama!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Llama

Little Llamas Always Make Another.

[rahuldandekar]

Lovely llamas act more absurd.

[ToSeek]

Llamas live and mate around streets.

[rahuldandekar]

Llamas like a monkey-act.

[Lance]

Licked llamas are mighty annoyed

[Maksutov]

Luscious llama: a meaty alternative.

[Maksutov]

I ate a bisonburger once.Did you get better?

[Maksutov]

'Twas brillig and the slithy llamas
Did gyre and gymbal in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borollamas
And the mome llamas outgrabe.

"Beware the llamawok, my son
The fur that sparks, the jaws that catch.
Beware the jubjub llama and shun
The frumious llamasnatch."

He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the maxome llama he sought.
Then rested he 'neath the Tumtum tree and
Stood a while in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood
The llamawok with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgy wood
And burped as it came.

One-two, one-two and through and through
The vorpal sword went "Llama snack!"
It soon lay still
And with his kill
He came galumphing back.

"And haste thou slain the llamawok?
Come to my arms, my beamish son!
Oh frajous, fill my Forman grill!".
The burgers cooked til done.

'Twas brillig and the slithy llamas
Did gyre and gymbal in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borollamas
And the mome llamas outgrabe.

[Lance]

My llama just fainted.

[Maksutov]

My llama just fainted.Sorry about that. Do smelling salts work on llamas?

Next I'll let the wook,, uh, llama win. :)

[Lance]

Sorry about that. Do smelling salts work on llamas?
By the time I got back with some, he was just cresting the hill in the pasture and there was a trail of dust behind him. So I don't know.

But that was nice work.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I have trouble starting my Llama in the morning. Does anyone know what the problem could be?

[rahuldandekar]

Can you describe the problem in detail? Had you filled in enough aardvark fuel?

[Eric Vaxxine]

I have given it plenty of fuel. It seems to start and then stop, start and then stop? My old Datsun used to do it.

[ToSeek]

Try cleaning the pipes.

[rahuldandekar]

Take it to a llamechanic.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I checked it over last night. I had a small sharp stone between one of the toes. Running sweetly this morning.

[ToSeek]

How can it have a stone between one toe? ;)

[rahuldandekar]

LOL! ToSeek's right... you seem to be fooling us...

I bet he's got a whole army of llamas, and he's asking us for advice, because he wants to attack the president's house and rescue the brain of Karl Marx kept there for worship by the President's wife's husband's daughter's boyfriend. It was the llamas, people, who caused Global Warming. Come on, it's sooo obvious!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Don't forget my Llama is not an 'off the shelf' one. It's a racing Llama, hence it has modified foots/hooves/things

[Maksutov]

Don't forget my Llama is not an 'off the shelf' one. It's a racing Llama, hence it has modified foots/hooves/thingsIt had better be within NASLLR* rules, otherwise you're disqualified!







*National Association for Stock Llama Llama Racing

[Eric Vaxxine]

Yes Maksutov, quite right.
I employed specialist solicitors (Lorna Learner and Llama) to check on the beast especially for that reason before I bought it.. It had been involved in a racing collision at some point, but there was no internal damage.

[ToSeek]

How long is a typical NASLLR race?

[Eric Vaxxine]

It is always 15 laps. The beauty of NASLLR racing is the pace can vary depending on desire of the riders and beasts.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Personally, we amble the first few laps looking like we are slow. I have even been known to stop for a sandwich. We gallop like crazy for the last 6 laps.

Does anyone know what ever became of Stella Mantis, the Llama Queen?

[ToSeek]

She retired to the Czech Republic (http://www.fede.cz/zima2006/index.php?akce=silvestrovske-zajezdy), apparently.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Are all llamas psychic in July or just mine?

[Frog march]

i thought it was February as well..

[rahuldandekar]

I wanna llama! They are psychic, strongly-build motorbike-robots, but my parents refuse to get them for me.. the shop's just nearby! *waaAA*

[Roy Batty]

I wanna llama! They are psychic, strongly-build motorbike-robots, but my parents refuse to get them for me.. the shop's just nearby! *waaAA*
Hey, just llalm down ok?

[Eric Vaxxine]

If you knew the Llama's favourite food, you could tempt one to visit you regularly until such time as your parents became familiar with this amiable and trustworthy animal.

[mickal555]

bannana llama

[Eric Vaxxine]

Llama-Rama

[rahuldandekar]

Llama from Atacama in Alabama

[mickal555]

Jumping llama's in the bahama's

[Roy Batty]

Llamas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Ghana Farmers harvest Llamas.

[ToSeek]

Many hammy llamas have a gramma.

[Maksutov]

Don't forget!

It's...Monty Python's Flying Circus...

Tonight, "The Ant: An Introduction"

featuring

No. 4: The llamas...

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8214/llamafront3ch.gif


plus, at no additional charge, the twin peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro and a certain song by a woodsman.

[Maksutov]

And now for completely usual:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8214/llamafront3ch.gif

More llamas.




I'll paca my bags as soon as I find that we're heading for Quito!

[Eric Vaxxine]

And now for something, completely different ....

A man with three buttocks.

[ToSeek]

And now for something, completely different ....

A llama with three buttocks.

[Eric Vaxxine]

http://www.frolic.org/

[Lance]

It's been 3 days with no posts in this thread. Has The never ending llama game come to an end?

[Roy Batty]

No, but it does seem to have been diluted somewhat, I can't seem to click on a thread without seeing a Llama nowadays... they've migrated! :cool:

[ToSeek]

Llamas are so last week.

[rahuldandekar]

Now it's land sharks and dumpty?

(or blue violinists?)

[ToSeek]

And pirates.

[rahuldandekar]

Arrr, An' yer llamas can't be teh pirates?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Kitten Huffing !!

[rahuldandekar]

How'd you know I went to uncyclopedia ;) ?

[Eric Vaxxine]

because Harold, my Llama, is psychic.

[rahuldandekar]

Is he a Kittenhoefer?

[Roy Batty]

Llama news in my free local paper!

http://www.nexus-6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/localllama.JPG

© Kingston Informer July 7th 2006

[Eric Vaxxine]

This is what Llama husbandry is all about. Cute friendly Cuddly world-ruling Llamas exhibated in Ham. (It's a great placename too, not far from me).

[rahuldandekar]

Gotta love this llama obsession! Gives me something new to smile at every day. :D Great picture ;).

[ToSeek]

Pitt Mounted Llama Cavalry (http://copland.udel.edu/stu-org/acc/baby/babyhen2003_games.html)

If anyone figures out what that is all about, please let me know.

[Roy Batty]

If anyone figures out why ToSeek Googled Llama Cavalry, please let me know!:eek::)

[rahuldandekar]

Sadly, no one knows the reasons behind ToSeek googling anything. One theory says that he just goes on to google and types anything that comes to his mind, and does this for hours. Another theory says that he is the real president and George Bush googles and posts by his name.

[Eric Vaxxine]

ToSeek is ahead of his time, it is not a case of just
Gooogling-For-Goooglings-Sake for goodness sake.

All crawl To Seek, Greek and Glorious (oh...er...wrong thread....sorry)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Pitt Mounted Llama Cavalry (http://copland.udel.edu/stu-org/acc/baby/babyhen2003_games.html)

If anyone figures out what that is all about, please let me know.


I think the answer is at the end.

Carnegie Melon

[ToSeek]

I Googled "Llama Maryland" to see if there was anything local about llamas, and that was the page that came up.

[Frog march]

If you look closely you'll notice the llama sucking a boiled sweet.


edit-sorry, wrong page

[Lance]

That's how I found the zoo that has llamas that is right near me. The one I still haven't visited yet.

[ToSeek]

Llama Sires in the Eastern US (http://www.llamaweb.com/LLFarms/sires_east.html)

[Roy Batty]

ToSeek, as a mod, I'd expect better of you than posting a link to such a risque site! http://www.bautforum.com/images/buttons/report.gif :D

[mugaliens]

Apparently, the beard has mellowed him.

Why did the llamas cross the road? They were all packing...

[ToSeek]

Llama Karma (http://www.thisistravel.co.uk/travel/ukholidays/Llama-Karma_article.html?in_article_id=19349&in_page_id=1)

The very idea of gambolling across the North York Moors with a faintly ridiculous creature in tow had caused much mirth among our friends. After all, you can't even ride a llama because their spines won't take the weight; all they do is carry your packed lunch for you.

But there's just something about them that makes you smile. Call it llama karma.

[mugaliens]

I backpacked with a goat before. Excellent pack animals, but they could be cantankerous, at times.

I think llamas would be better suited, if their dietary abilities are as broad as a goat's.

[FireEyes]

What of the Alpaca..are they llamas? Besides being cute, cuddly etc...their wool is exquisite. http://www.ilovealpacas.com/facts.shtml

[mickal555]

I think they are different....

They look like llamas though...

I wont an alpaca

[ToSeek]

Alpaca Llama Show Association (http://www.alsashow.org/)

[mugaliens]

I think they're cousins on the evolutionary tree, like horses and donkeys.

It says here that "Alpacas are a member of the camelid family, which also includes dromedary and Bactrian camels, llamas, vicunas, and guanacos."

http://www.ilovealpacas.com/facts.shtml

Come to think of it, I think an alpac would make a pretty cool pet, too.

[ToSeek]

Do you think we need an official pet?

[rahuldandekar]

Should BAUT adopt llamas?

[ToSeek]

States have official animals - should we?

[rahuldandekar]

BAUT is a state? :D Yay! I hold dual citizenship, then? :think:

There's only one choice for an official animal... suggest something more controversial :p :evil: .

[ToSeek]

BAUT is a state of mind.

[rahuldandekar]

I think, therefore I llam.

I know... too cliche... ;)

[ToSeek]

I llam that I llam, and that's all that I llam.

[Lance]

I am llama, hear me roar.

[ToSeek]

With fur too big to ignore.

[George]

Llama see, ya'll've managed eight pages of Llama stuff, yet not one little Alpaca (that I noticed). :(

[Lance]

Doesn't that just frost your guanacos?

[ToSeek]

Equal time for alpacas!

[George]

Equal time for alpacas!
There's a challenge. :)

Let's roll; you pack a llama, and alpaca the rest.

[Roy Batty]

ShamaLlamaDingDong! (Otis, my man!) :dance:

Edit: Aww, nuts & Llamas, toseeked on page 5 (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=762212&postcount=92) :)

Ok, What did Sherlock say when asked about solving the case?

'eLlamantary my dear Watson' :D

[rahuldandekar]

lol!

Equal time for all the millions of species out there!

[George]

lol!

Equal time for all the millions of species out there!
Punishment on an astronomical scale, finally. :)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Underwater Llamabots to be deployed in arctic !

[Lance]

Equal time for all the millions of species out there!
Let the other species get their own never-ending game.

This thread only has room for llamas, alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas and the occasional camel. Of course, that would also include Rama the Cama (http://taylorllamas.com/DubaiRamababy2.jpg) from The Camel-Lama Cross Project in Dubai (http://taylorllamas.com/Camel-LamaCrossPhotos.html).

[Roy Batty]

Wow, at this rate there won't be any other species, CameLlamas will take over the world! Bwah ha ha haa :)

[Lance]

And a much better place the world will become.

[Roy Batty]

I salute you, our new CamelLama overlords! :)

[ToSeek]

All animals are in fact descended from the primordial llama.

[George]

Was that one of the Dalai Llama's Dads?