Freestyle game

[rahuldandekar]

Post anything, from "I like the moon" to "Here's the entire test of On the Electrodynamics of moving bodies ..." to "My watch looks good on me". :p

Post anything you'd like to. Doesn't have to be one sentence. Doesn't have to be a question. Doesn't have to be two choices. doesn't have to be related to the previous post. Doesn't have to be... you get it. But it can be anything, even those of the above. ;)

Let's start...

I'm reading Griffith's Electrodynamics.

[mickal555]

Purple!

[Arneb]

I hate our rotten weather when it's a new moon and I've got time off!

[Swift]

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[Dragon Star]

^Needs a life^

[Swift]

^ Got a spare? ^
;)

[Dragon Star]

*Hands Swift one of my lives* But a fair warning, once you use a Dragon life you become one.

[Titana]

Dang it...!!! I am bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...etc...:wall:

[Titana]

OK, I am not bored anymore, I just grabbed a book called (Nuestro Universo La Ultima Frontera) which translated would be "Our Universe the Last Frontier". Very interesting indeed. I was just reading an article in the book about "time". The article says: Does time exist? The nature of time is one of the big mysteries of science and philosophy. We all experience the past of time from the past toward the future passing through the present. But, to where does the past go after the present happens? And, where is the future before the present reaches it? A well known philosopher has proposed that the past and the future exist all the time and that the only thing that travels is our capture of conscience of the present.....:wall:


Hum, just thought I would mention it.........:D


Titana

[rahuldandekar]

^ Has a life ^
<< doesn't have
vvv wonders when that game died.

[Titana]

Oh, did I kill the game.......sorry.

[rahuldandekar]

No you didn't. I was talking about the ^^^<<<vvv game.

[Cookie]

No you didn't. I was talking about the ^^^<<<vvv game.
I miss that game...
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Um...
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/joethedude/Avatar_Meow_3.gif
More Ramen, please!

[Gruesome]

Did you bring me a monkey?

I like monkeys...


...and pizza.

[Swift]

Originally Posted by rahuldandekar
No you didn't. I was talking about the ^^^<<<vvv game.I miss that game...
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Um...
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/joethedude/Avatar_Meow_3.gif
More Ramen, please!
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/bsa25/images/DrFrankenstein.jpg
IT'S ALIVE!!!!

[Titana]

http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/d020.gif

[mickal555]

Purple?

[Eric Vaxxine]

mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n

I've found Gods (and YES I did read every word)

[Eric Vaxxine]

I would just like to say at this freestyle point, that I have a lot to say. But don't have the time to say it.

[Lance]

Llamas

[ToSeek]

I agree with Swift's first post.

[antoniseb]

I have an elegant proof of Swift's first post but it won't fit in the margin.

[Lance]

mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi asdfkuoqw nasdfliulk f ajsd09ful2k4n 6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n
There are embedded secret messages in Swift's post that can be uncovered using The "Llama Code".

[Dragon Star]

There are embedded secret messages in Swift's post that can be uncovered using The "Llama Code".

:shhh::naughty:

Lance, don't speak of the Llama Code, if uncovered it will destroy humanity and religion.

[Tensor]

mxzvnugoit uqoinxflvnoqi wrtnz mnvoiqwe4urto9alksnv 9204ukjnb ans fkasjdflkjasdflk akqoiua rokznv nawjehr0 892 fsadjf2934tn aopisutm a9iu faosifdul 24098tgald nm2o4u afj0294u nfasoifdu024t fasdlfhoi

Snip...

6a vasopd9fu2mn afsodiuj2039tjf f0as9dufo23 asdfoiu235n asdfliu7325on asdfn0o832tln24njtgodsfhjgsp0ou9 asndfljyf0235n mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7 ansdofi7235n

I have a full rebuttal and an explanation for my rebuttal, but the mainstream scientists are preventing my paper from being published.

[ToSeek]

Googling on Swift's first post crashed the Internet, but I fixed it.

[antoniseb]

Thanks for fixing it. My life would be very different without the internet.

[ToSeek]

I think no one noticed.

[Eric Vaxxine]

noticed what?

[ToSeek]

Oh, good. I mean, never mind.

[Tensor]

Oh, good. I mean, never mind.

Never mind what?

[rahuldandekar]

You mean the internet was gone for a short while an NO-ONE noticed?

[Eric Vaxxine]

The internet does not exist when you are not on it.

[antoniseb]

And yet when I return, there is often a lot of catching up to do.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Yes, it's an anomaly, Eddy's in the Time Space Continuum

[ToSeek]

Move along - nothing to see here.

[Tensor]

Yes, it's an anomaly, Eddy's in the Time Space Continuum

Nahhhh, its a quantum effect. You have to observe it to collapse it's wavefunction.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Nahhhh, its a quantum effect. You have to observe it to collapse it's wavefunction.

Please elaborate father ...er....farther ...ummm..FURTHER ..

[Eric Vaxxine]

:sad: Please!

[Tensor]

:sad: Please!

Sorry Eric, I was being faceitous. It was a "smart" comment on your comment about the internet not being there if your not on it. You comment on the internet is similar to the QM discussion of whether something is there, if it's not being observed.

[Eric Vaxxine]

ahhh...I just trust everyone on this site as a VERY clever scientific person.

But you could have carried on with faceitiousness because I would only have joined in pretending to believe stuff I didn't believe and placing psuedo clever-scientific questions.

I did walk past a university once !

[ToSeek]

Yes, it's an anomaly, Eddy's in the Time Space Continuum

Well, someone should get him out!

[antoniseb]

For Eddy, the Space-Time-Continuum is like a Klein Bottle. If it exists, you are both inside it and outside it.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Does something exist inside and outside of our dimension then?

[antoniseb]

If our dimension is a Klein Bottle, then yes.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is our dimension Klein Bottle (klein means small ... in a foreign language)

[ToSeek]

I like spam!

[antoniseb]

I suppose it isn't so bad with the right kind of mustard.

[rahuldandekar]

Why don't they put spam out of our Klein bottle?

[ToSeek]

Does Eddy like spam?

[Dragon Star]

Depends, who is Eddy?

[antoniseb]

I wonder if that's Eddy Klein.

[ToSeek]

Any relation to Calvin?

[Lance]

From Calvin and Hobbs?

[antoniseb]

I'm sure he meant John Calvin.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Eddy Spam. Space Time Continuum Superhero.

[ToSeek]

Straightening out the continuum wherever he goes....

[Dragon Star]

Eddy Spam. Space Time Continuum Superhero.

Oh that Eddy...

[ToSeek]

Coming soon to a comic book near you.

[antoniseb]

Tim Wakefield's luck is bound to change soon.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Who was the female Superheroine that Eddy Spam married in 'Eddy Spam and the Mutant Llamagods of Spaceport 4'?

[antoniseb]

That was the Smart Chick.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Large bulbous gaseous planetoids.

[ToSeek]

I agree.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I have heard that the black holes that eat so much, do ablute the digested material. No one has been able to tell me where tho'!

[rahuldandekar]

You would stay away from that part when you approach a black hole?

[Eric Vaxxine]

I can see the pub from here ...

[antoniseb]

Are you in Calcutta?

[rahuldandekar]

... Was that a joke I didn't get? :p

[Eric Vaxxine]

I am not sure, but in Freestyle, hey... Oysters rule the world.
All I could think of was

California Sunshine
Sweet Calcutta Rain
Honoloulou starbright
The song remains the same.

[ToSeek]

The woman in the office next to mine is from Bombay/Mumbai. Does that count for anything?

[Eric Vaxxine]

I once worked with a fella from Bangladesh...!!

[antoniseb]

First line of a limerick?

Concerning the Calcutta question, I was trying to relate back to the black hole comments. It didn't seem to go over. Oh well, they can't all be winners.

[ToSeek]

The score so far:

Eric - purple
ToSeek - 20.137.18.51
antoniseb - 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
rahuldandekar - e^googol * sqrt(-1) / the number of atoms in a cup of Earl Grey tea, hot
Swift - mnfoadsyu724n5lkga0asdfnlkn524oiag7

If I've made any errors, please let me know.

[Wolf-S]

I just played with a fly on the screen.

It reacted pretty well at a contrasting cursor on white background, however pictures of other flies, spiders and nature made no effect.

Update! I tried to measure field of view of a fly. Turned out, it reacts quite well on anything about 270 degrees horizontally. Also, while doing this testing, (totally serious) the fly's back moved and released a drop of something!!

Also, it dances in circles if I move the cursor behind it. When I come from the front, it retreats from the thing.

[Frog march]

If you blow on a standing fly it will turn and face into the moving air, I have found.

This even works on hibernating flys.

[afterburner]

We all know that killer bunnies exist, because they are the ones responsible for the color green, like the dinosaurs that lived here many years ago, eating other green things, that were very similar to grass that is not yellow, which would surely look like the desert, if it was not inhabited by frustrated camels that take every mirage for a pond, which definitely does NOT have tunas watching Oprah every day, because the universe is expanding and preventing them from mating, which they usually do somewhere in M31, that’s going to break apart like the two neodymium magnets that shattered in my hands, much like the hands that penguins use to swim around in the ocean, which is completely absurd since quantum mechanics is incompatible with relativity, which clearly states that although aliens don’t like the color magenta, little furry things hanging from trees using their spider man powers become the most horrible of creatures in the movie where people go back in time to hunt dinosaurs, which, as I mentioned before, are green, proving that although it is not possible to teleport, it most certainly IS possible to be in two places at the same time, and that killer bunnies exist.

[Dragon Star]

Whatever that guy is on...I want some...

[Lance]

He's from Canada. What do you expect?

[Dragon Star]

He's from Canada. What do you expect?

ROFLMFAO!

[rahuldandekar]

Afterburner, that post is an absolute laugh riot... ROFL!!!

[afterburner]

Did I miss the point of the thread or something?

And plus...it makes perfect sence...killer bunnies DO exist

[ToSeek]

If anyone ever discovers the point of this thread, it will immediately disappear and be replaced by a new and even stranger thread.*

*With apologies to Douglas Adams.

[Frog march]

some people think this may already have happened,;)

[rahuldandekar]

"...And Justice for all" is a great movie. ;)

[Eric Vaxxine]

42 !

[antoniseb]

How many roads must a man walk down?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is this the way to Amarillo?

[antoniseb]

Get your kicks on Route 66.

[Lance]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[antoniseb]

In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass and in his pocket is a portrait of the queen.

[ToSeek]

I am the Walrus!

[antoniseb]

Here's another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul!

[Roy Batty]

But it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree...
(B side, err, well other A side at least:))

[ToSeek]

Toad the Wet Sprocket!

[antoniseb]

Dulcinea and the Windmills

[rahuldandekar]

This is getting REAAALLY freestyle...

And the llamas shall rule for two thousand years over the mighty forum...

[antoniseb]

Fortunately, those two thousand years were mostly in the time before the internet.

[Lance]

Well I, for one, welcome our new llama overlords.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Home of the Free, Llama the brave.

[antoniseb]

Do you not feel that this forum has been sufficiently tolerent of this llama-worshiping cult by allowing "The never-ending llama game" thread? Why do you try and bring that nonsense into the prestigious and thoughtful freestyle game?

[Eric Vaxxine]

These creatures pervade every nook & cranny of our lives, we cannot give them a wide bearth and must embrace them at all times.

[antoniseb]

we ... must embrace them at all times.

There are times when even the most ardent llamaphile should not be embracing these animals.

[Eric Vaxxine]

At what times?

[antoniseb]

Perhaps when they should be embracing family or other loved ones.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I heard that telepaths mind their own business !

[antoniseb]

I'm a puritanical unregistered telepath with an agenda.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I'm a fast-food chef with an attitude and a menu !

[ToSeek]

It's a cheese shop!

[Mellow]

Mornington Crescent

[Mellow]

....and that's why we NEVER put both index fingers on the same Courgette.

[Eric Vaxxine]

it just broke on it's own, I didn't touch it.

[antoniseb]

What a coincidence. It was only last week that someone first told me that a Courgette and a Zucchini are the same thing.

[ToSeek]

The matador, he does not always win....

[antoniseb]

... and if he loses, he gets the Courgette.

[mickal555]

Hmmm

and people were once complaining about the uselessness of the WAG...


Banna hamock

[ToSeek]

Spoon!

[mickal555]

Indeed,

What about the marmalade? Would someone please think of the salsa!?

[antoniseb]

and people were once complaining about the uselessness of the WAG...

That was likely me. I'm still dubious, but I'm playing.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Does anyone remember the Ewings?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Don't let anyone tell you life is short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do.

[Dragon Star]

Don't let anyone tell you life is short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do.

*Rimshot*

[mickal555]

That was likely me. I'm still dubious, but I'm playing.

Nah,

It was back in the BABB days, these people never played, I was one of them for a time even...

[ToSeek]

If you're going to be just like everyone else, what's the point in existing?

[rahuldandekar]

To give the "everyone else" club a valuable member?

[mickal555]

blue

[Wolf-S]

Io looks really tasty.

[mickal555]

yum!

[Eric Vaxxine]

In a news programme recently they showed the launch of a military satellite and made a point of telling us that they did not know for what purpose it was being deployed.
Normally I wouldn't even know.

[antoniseb]

There are things we should know about as good citizens, and details that perhaps we shouldn't so as to avoid the temptation of gaming important systems. It makes sense that we should know about the launches, and even how much it all costs.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is a good citizen then, one that is happy not to know what their government might be planning?

[Lance]

It's just a flesh wound!

[ToSeek]

Ovaltine?

[antoniseb]

Ellipsoidtine?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Bulbousness

[antoniseb]

blobsoidal

[ToSeek]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950

[Frog march]

3.14159265358979323846264238327950 spot the difference?

[Eric Vaxxine]

or 3.2 when rounded up by the cashier

[Frog march]

3.2pence?! what did you buy?

[antoniseb]

Pie!

[ToSeek]

Cake!

[antoniseb]

Uranium

[Lance]

You're a nium TOO!

[Dragon Star]

That was witty.

[antoniseb]

You're a nium TOO, Thirty-five.

[rahuldandekar]

Lead.

[antoniseb]

paint

[rahuldandekar]

fingernails

[antoniseb]

Fingernails... My aunt always said she loved kneading bread because afterward her fingernails were so clean.

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

no finger nails, have to use picks :(

[Mellow]

kneading bread.... clean fingernails.... dirty bread!

[antoniseb]

I always assumed she was joking, in a way that would leave more of the fresh bread for her.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I know which side my bread is buttered !

[rahuldandekar]

Have you heard of antigravity cats (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cat s)?

That article is hilarious, do read it.

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

Today, I checked, there, inside the book, was a squashed mosquito.

[rahuldandekar]

Tasty, aren't they? :D

lol!

[antoniseb]

They're better fried with salt.

[rahuldandekar]

But I think their cooked larvae are waaay better.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I eat them Live!! Catch them and eat by the handful.

[rahuldandekar]

Have you tried eating them partially digested in the stomach of a llama? I hear that's a delicacy...

Now we're getting gross, I know.

[antoniseb]

No, I never tried that. I'll put it on my list.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Mopani worms !

[antoniseb]

Nobody likes me everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms...

[rahuldandekar]

Who hates anton? All those who don't hate anton post here... this applies to all te 6 billion people on earth.

[antoniseb]

I was just quoting an old children's rhyme. I don't imagine that many people feel very strongly about me either way.
The Worm Song
1. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I'm going to eat some worms.

CH: Short fat juicy ones, long slim slimy ones,
Itsy-bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

CH: Big fat juicy ones, long skinny slimy ones,
Gee how they tickle with they squirm.

2. First you get a bucket, then you get a shovel,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

3. First you bite the head off, they you suck the guts out,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

4. Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

5. Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Did you write that from memory Antoniseb?

[antoniseb]

I was a Boy Scout for a short time.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Long enough to learn about biting the heads off worms and sucking their guts. It's a lovely little song. I remember eating stones as a child !

[antoniseb]

It was a song we used to sing. In fact my dad used to sing it too, but he only knew the some of the verses, so when we picked it up in Boy Scouts the song really sank in. Somehow I thought everyone knew this song.

[ToSeek]

I learn so much from this forum....

[rahuldandekar]

"Itsy-bitsy", "gee": is that typical boy scout language? :p

[antoniseb]

I think this was more of a song making fun of the cub scouts.

[Frog march]

I came across antoniseb's rhym when I was looking for this rhym

Do you ever think as a hearse goes by,

that you may be the next to die?

They wrap you up in a big white sheet

From your head down to your feet.

They put you in a big black box,

And cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week,

Then your coffin begins to leak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,

They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes,

Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green,

And pus pours out like whipping cream.

You spread it on a slice of bread,

And that's what you eat when you are dead.

[ToSeek]

I'm going to see about adding a warning to this thread: "Don't read just after eating."

[rahuldandekar]

ToSeek's right.

[Dragon Star]

Probably a good idea. :sick:

[Titana]

I came across antoniseb's rhym when I was looking for this rhym


You just made me think that, I DON'T WANT TO BE BURRIED WHEN I DIE........:sick:....:wall:

[ToSeek]

ToSeek's right.

Always. :D

[Mellow]

"Up the chimney" for me too when I die...

[Eric Vaxxine]

'Bring out yer dead... '

[rahuldandekar]

"And the thread took a turn for the worse..."

[antoniseb]

- It's not dead yet.
- I know, but it soon will be.

[rahuldandekar]

I'm downloading the "Dead Parrot Sketch"... have never seen any Monty Python thing before, and have only heard of the sketch from this board, SO I HOPE ITS GOOD!!! :p

[ToSeek]

It's a classic!

[rahuldandekar]

I hope so too... :D

I have long wanted to see something Monty Python, sadly, no movies or shows on TV here...

[Frog march]

my parents use to have a monty python LP(with the parrot sketch)when I was a kid, ar, we were 'appy int those days.

[ToSeek]

I've got the "Matching Tie and Handkerchief" (the three-sided one - something you'll never see again).

[rahuldandekar]

I watched the Dead PArrot Sketch... funny :D. Any more recommendations ?

[ToSeek]

Can you only watch individual sketches? It's not quite the same that way.

[rahuldandekar]

Yeah... although there is a whole episode on YouTube... that'll be better, you think?

[ToSeek]

You don't really get the full surreal effect unless you watch an entire episode.

[rahuldandekar]

I'll watch it today when I return from college. :)

[afterburner]

No no no people...you've got it all wrong!

That is not the point...the point is to use your brain in order to fly. Not just that, but to use radiation going from the anus to the barbershop, becasue that seems to be a way to have lots of gold. Chuck Norris and the Egyptian Sun God seem to have so much strength, that together they disipate the haze that is produced by the massive dust clouds in our universe, through which we most definitely cant see the Mlky Way. Through the spiral galaxies, we will see the history of the universe and maybe even predict its futre, not to mention visit exotic places, where you dream likea baby, eat lots of fruit and most importanly become aware of the fact that even though the stars produce lots of light, you are like a newborn puppy.

[rahuldandekar]

Yes! Yes! I am a newborn puppy! I believe that, master!

[rahuldandekar]

I did watch the episode... it was episode 5... had fun :D.

Man, now I wanna see the movies... hehe.

[mugaliens]

I've enjoyed llamas ever since Winamp's slogan appear: "Winamp - really kicks the llamas' ..."

[ToSeek]

I did watch the episode... it was episode 5... had fun :D.


Man's Crisis Of Identity In The Latter Half Of The Twentieth Century (http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Epi1.html#5)

Stun-a-Stoat!

I think there should be more race prejudice.

on BBC2 Joan Bakewell will be talking to Michael Dean about what makes exciting television.

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

That man was a successful encyclopaedia salesman.

[rahuldandekar]

ROFL! Yes! Thoroughly enjoyed it. :D

[ToSeek]

You have good taste. ;)

[mugaliens]

No no no people...you've got it all wrong!

That is not the point...the point is to use your brain in order to fly. Not just that, but to use radiation going from the anus to the barbershop, becasue that seems to be a way to have lots of gold. Chuck Norris and the Egyptian Sun God seem to have so much strength, that together they disipate the haze that is produced by the massive dust clouds in our universe, through which we most definitely cant see the Mlky Way. Through the spiral galaxies, we will see the history of the universe and maybe even predict its futre, not to mention visit exotic places, where you dream likea baby, eat lots of fruit and most importanly become aware of the fact that even though the stars produce lots of light, you are like a newborn puppy.

Uh, good post, I guess, but I have to ask the question - is that the infamous llama slug in your avatar, from famed New Alghana? Just curious, because if it is indeed that very rare species, and you have a sample, I'd love to get one.

[ToSeek]

We eat the grass that shines. It burns in our head like old shoes, shoes that have pustules, singing pustules that wave in the wind. The world is hard and green. The others stay away, their legs falling to the ground and rotting before their time. Swear that all the stars are fertile, and you can be unmasked, too. It hurts, but a colorful hurt, a hurt that freezes, a hurt that groans.

[Eric Vaxxine]

He jumped out of the twin engined Otter. Failing to deploy his parachute, Arnold fell towards the rabbits, who scarpered.

As he hit the Sussex countryside, his life started a-new. He was re-born into a wealthy French family. The date was 1735 and he would suffer terrible venerial disease by the time he was 21.

[rahuldandekar]

We could make funnier stories if we combine our sentences in the woowoo game or Never-Ending story. ;)

[Eric Vaxxine]

It's true, not funny ....

[mickal555]

For the comfortable and safty of use, be aware of traffic cone.

[ToSeek]

"We're on a mining ship, 3,000,000 years from earth, will somebody tell me where the smeg I got this traffic cone!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

Strike Softly, away from Body. Keep out of reach of children.

[ToSeek]

"Light the blue touch paper and retire immediately."

[Frog march]

best before 07/09 13:23

[ToSeek]

No U turn.

[Lance]

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

[Mellow]

It was like that when I got here

[ToSeek]

Invalid username or password. You have two attempts left, after which you will be drawn and quartered.

[antoniseb]

404

[ToSeek]

Don't press the red button!

[Lance]

[BUTTON]

[ToSeek]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

[Eric Vaxxine]

If you can read this you are too close.

[Lance]

I finally bought the new camera (http://www.circuitcity.com/ssm/Olympus-SP-500-Ultra-Zoom-Digital-Camera/sem/rpsm/oid/134463/catOid/-13062/rpem/ccd/productDetail.do) I've been looking at for a while.

[ToSeek]

Cool. I need a zoom like that for taking pictures at the soccer matches I go to.

[Dragon Star]

Professional or kids?

[ToSeek]

W-league (i.e., somewhere inbetween).

[antoniseb]

Soccer is a strange word. Why isn't the second 'c' pronounced as an 's', since it is followed by an 'e'?

[rahuldandekar]

Association of Football is a much better word (well, two words...).

Cricket is a much, much better word :D.

[Frog march]

so, does the word 'soccer' come from the word 'Association'?

[rahuldandekar]

Does that seem probable? *hums* Crickety Crickety Crick :whistle:

[ToSeek]

so, does the word 'soccer' come from the word 'Association'?

That's what I've been told - "Association Football".

[rahuldandekar]

Soccer or Association Football?

(Imagine this is "Or the other thing", and invent a new name ;) )

[Eric Vaxxine]

Association of Football is a much better word (well, two words...).

Cricket is a much, much better word :D.


Ha haaaa...you made me laugh.

I like the sound of F1, myself.
V10's in the rear of a Williams Racing designed upsidedown aeroplane wing, where the most important componant is the nut holding the steering wheel.

[rahuldandekar]

Ha haaaa...you made me laugh.

I like the sound of F1, myself.
V10's in the rear of a Williams Racing designed upsidedown aeroplane wing, where the most important componant is the nut holding the steering wheel.

ROFL :lol:

[ToSeek]

Soccer or Association Football?

(Imagine this is "Or the other thing", and invent a new name ;) )

Buckyball, in honor of Buckminster Fuller, who appears to have designed the modern soccer, er, buckyball.

[antoniseb]

I have some friends who live in a geodesic dome. It's interesting, but not as cool as I thought it would be in the early 70's.

[rahuldandekar]

Nanotubes > Buckyballs ;)

[ToSeek]

I have a friend who has some sort of framed diagram signed by Bucky Fuller.

[antoniseb]

That's pretty cool. Fuller was an interesting guy. I heard him once near the end of his life, and he rambled a lot, but when he was younger he was supposed to be something amazing.

[ToSeek]

https://liteblue.usps.gov/news/link/photos/04_0625fuller.jpg

[Lance]

Bucky?

Balls!

[Frog march]

C60

[ToSeek]

Call me Ishmael.

[Lance]

Call me Ishmael.
Darn! I was JUST going to say that.

I was Ishmael'ed!

[ToSeek]

They don't call me "ToSeek" for nothing.

[Eric Vaxxine]

So how much do you pay them then?

[Frog march]

an armchair and a leg stocking?

[ToSeek]

I get a six-figure salary from Google to help with their performance testing. I used to bring them down a couple of times a week until they upgraded.

[Eric Vaxxine]

What did you buy with the money?

[Frog march]

did you buy a turnip of your very own?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Or maybe a racing Llama?

[ToSeek]

I'm saving for a trip to low-Earth orbit.

[mickal555]

Cool... I'm saving for car...