Game: Spartacus

[Goading Fierce Man]

I\'m Spartacus!

[Gruesome]

Absent the definition of any rules, I shall add....


A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself.

[Lance]

Heh...

I'm Spartacus!

[Gruesome]

Of the 167 days it took Stanley Kubrick to shoot this film, six weeks were spent directing an elaborate battle sequence in which 8,500 extras re-created the clash between the Roman troops and Spartacus' slave army. Several scenes in the battle drew the ire of the Legion of Decency and were therefore cut. These include shots of men being dismembered (dwarfs with false torsos and an armless man [Bill Raisch, the "One-Armed Man" of "The Fugitive" (1963)'] with a phony breakaway limb were used to give authenticity). Seven years later, when the Oscar-winning film was reissued, an additional 22 minutes were chopped out, including a scene in which Varinia watches Spartacus writhe in agony on a cross. Her line, "Oh, please die, my darling" was excised, and the scene was cut to make it appear that Spartacus was already dead.

[Lance]

I'm Llamacus

[montebianco]

Watch out for alpacacus.

[Josh]

NO! ... I'm Spartacus!

(anyone who disagrees shall be banned :p )

[suntrack2]

spartacus is sister concern of abcus! :)

[mahesh]

Spike(Charles Schulz)
loves CACTUS

[Eric Vaxxine]

I'm Vaxxinous Optimus, ferocias omnivore of Malelane.
War is not a game.

[ToSeek]

I'm Spocktacus!

[Eric Vaxxine]

So....er......when does this game end? I need to go home.

[Wolf-S]

Watch out for alpacacus.I'm Dick Solomonocus!

[mahesh]

me like couscous

[Eric Vaxxine]

Hercules is a girls name. Spartikus .
When does this game start ... I'm bored.

[Lance]

Who will be Spartacus today?

[Togusa]

Who will be Spartacus today? </me climbs into giant mech>

*ahem*

<turns PA system up to 13>

I'M SPARTACUS!!!

:D

[Lance]

Dude, my ears...

[montebianco]

How do we know you're really Spartacus?

[Celestial Mechanic]

I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus!

(What some people won't do for a can of some crummy Pepsi product!) ;)

[Tensor]

I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus!

(What some people won't do for a can of some crummy Pepsi product!) ;)

Hey, lighten up on my parent company....:razz:

[Celestial Mechanic]

Hey, lighten up on my parent company....:razz:
Sorry, my friend, but I really hated that commercial. It was one incredibly shameful piece of exploitation, and probably one of the worst commercials of all time. I hope that Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis and other surviving cast members haven't seen it.

[Tensor]

Sorry, my friend, but I really hated that commercial. It was one incredibly shameful piece of exploitation, and probably one of the worst commercials of all time. I hope that Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis and other surviving cast members haven't seen it.

Well, yeah, I have to agree with you here.

[mickal555]

anyother crazy game.....

I don't even know what partacus is...

[montebianco]

Spartacus was the real life leader of a slave revolt in Italy against the Roman empire in the first century BC. He was played in the film version by Kirk Douglas. When the slave army is defeated, and Marcus Licinius Crassus demanded to know which of the slaves was Spartacus (so that the leader may receive extra special punishment), practically everyone in the slave army stood up to declare, "I am Spartacus!"

Since the game appears to have no rules:

I am Spartacus!

[Lance]

practically everyone in the slave army stood up to declare

I am Spartacus!

[Frog march]

I'm Brian!

[Gruesome]

I am Sparadocus!

[Dragon Star]

I'm Brian!

I'm Bryan, nice to meet you:D

[Frog march]

wellease Wodger.

[mahesh]

I\'m Spartacus!

well....it's been almost ten days....Goading Fierce Man..(welcome to BAUT)

did you eat ALL the biscotti ? ok you are forgiven....come back here

[Celestial Mechanic]

I'm Spartacus!

Now, what do I do about this hole in my chin? ;)

[Gruesome]

I'm not after glory, I'm after Spartacus!

[ToSeek]

That was "I'm Spartacus" at a frequency of 17 kHz, so only teenagers can hear it.

[Lance]

Can you turn that down a little? It upsets the llamas.

[Celestial Mechanic]

I'm not after glory, I'm after Spartacus!
But you're on the right Path. ;)

[Celestial Mechanic]

I coulda been somebody. I coulda been Spartacus!!
Well, he coulda said it. :)

[montebianco]

There are too many Spartici here.

[Celestial Mechanic]

Stanley: "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"

Livingstone: "No, I'm Spartacus!"

[Celestial Mechanic]

[And now for something completely the same...]

Executioner: "Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?"

Mary, Queen of Scots: "No, I'm Spartacus!"

Executioner: "Take that!"

[Sounds of struggle, crashing pottery, breaking glass, etc.]

MQoS: "Lay off!"

Executioner: "Take that, Mary Queen of Scots!"

[More sounds of struggle. Then everything is silent.]

Executioner: "I think she's dead."

MQoS: "Spartacus lives!"

[Fade out over sounds of struggle.]

[Eric Vaxxine]

JC "Spartacus...."

JC "SpARtacus..."

MP "Two Choc-ice's please"

JC " I 'aven't got any *&$+* Choc-ices, I've only got Spartacus"

MP " Well, what flavour is it?"

JC "It isn't any bloody flavour is it, it's breedin Spartan flavour"

etc etc
(apolopogies to the entire cast, crew and fans of Monty Pithon.)

[Celestial Mechanic]

Hey everybody! Let's rush to the nearest window, throw it open, and yell:

I'm Spartacus and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

[Dragon Star]

No thanks, I can do without another trip to the insane asylum...

[Lance]

Hey everybody! Let's rush to the nearest window, throw it open, and yell:

I'm Spartacus and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
Okay, done.

Now what?



No thanks, I can do without another trip to the insane asylum...
ROFL!

[Goading Fierce Man]

Many are called to be Spartacus. But few are chosen.

[Celestial Mechanic]

Some of the original drafts of Herman Melville's novel, Moby Dick have gone on display at the Arkham Metropolitan Museum. The original first draft of the famous opening paragraph is as follows:
Call me Spartacus.
Too bad he changed it. :D

[Lance]

I love the smell of Spartacus in the morning. Oh, wait, maybe not.

[Dragon Star]

That's asparagus Lance, not Spartacus.

ROFL!

[Celestial Mechanic]

Robert Oppenheimer just after the Trinity A-Bomb Test, 1945 July 16:
I am become Spartacus, Destroyer of Roman Legions.

[Lance]

I am Llamacus!

[montebianco]

I am Llamacus!

Is that pronounced like yarmulkes? :D

[Lance]

I am Llamacus!Is that pronounced like yarmulkes? :D
Hmm, it may be. It just may be...

[Homo bibiens]

Ah, another game that requires deep strategic thought. Let me see if I can master it.

I am Spartacus!

[Staiduk]

I'm Spart....

Oh wait...
(Hmmm...Nails, hammers, big wooden cross? Er...)


(Points at ToSeek) He's Spartacus!

[Homo bibiens]

I knew it was ToSeekus!

[mike alexander]

I AM THAT I AM



I yam what I yam!


I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


No, HE'S Popeye the Sailor Man!


I am getting surgery!


Now, he's Popeye the Sailor Moon!

[mahesh]

I knew it was ToSeekus!

Bibiens, are you trying to throw SparksAtUs?
because...
I'm Spocktacus!

[Homo bibiens]

Bibiens, are you trying to throw SparksAtUs?
because...

:)


I have long suspected Vulcans fought at Silarus.

[mike alexander]

She was Spartacus!

[Homo bibiens]

Who was?

[Mellow]

Funnily enough, if you checkout my Blog you'll all realise I'm Spartacus.... Of Acrobat!

[Homo bibiens]

How are things coming along, Spartacus?