First words when we go back to the moon?

[Grand_Lunar]

[paradoy post] ;)
When we return to the moon, what should the first words be when whoever it is steps on the surface? I.E, Armstong's were the infamous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Here are my thoughts:

> All your base belong to us.

> What the heck is...ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Just kidding, Houston.

> Let's see what's out there.

> This looks like a good place for a Wal-Mart.

> [before stepping on the surface] To be or not to be? [after stepping on it] To be.

> Look! Alien tracks! Two, three days old!

> Daisy, daisy....

> My god, it's full of stars!


Feel free to add whatever you wish....

[BigDon]

Where'd that golf ball come from?

Oh my God! The stars are gone!

If we could find the keys to this thing, we could do some serious low gee four wheeling!

Does that dust look normal to you?

Who's taking my picture over there?

Hey look! When I jump my shadow disappears!

Somebody want to move those kleig lights? I can't read the cue cards!

[Frog march]

and when they try to get back on the lander

"open the pod bay doors HAL"

[Ronald Brak]

That's one small step for a transexual, a giant leap for transgenderkind.

[Moose]

"Contact light."

[Ronald Brak]

Ni hao!

[Roving Philosopher]

"OK, remember where we parked."

"What the...??!! Is that a Starbucks?"

"Wow! Area 51 is spacious!"

[Superluminal]

'bout freaking time.

[Grand_Lunar]

Another thing to utter, if they could get away with it:

"Take that, Bill Kaysing!"

[Ronald Brak]

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[AGN Fuel]

"No, I'm sorry but I told you to go before we suited up. You'll just have to hold it."

"I thought you said you had the map"

"Hey, is that titanium?"

"Man, in low G, you could really hock a loogie from up here!"

"And as I set foot here on the moon, where no human footprint has disturbed the lunar dust for nigh on 50 years, I say on behalf of the whole human race, who are united by this achievement; 'Hey you guys who cut NASA's budget to shreds - thanks for delaying human progress for half a century! We shoulda been living up here by now, ya doofuses!"

[Gillianren]

Ooo, ooo, I vote for that one!

[Roy Batty]

"To boldly go where no man has ever... Oh, damn"

[Dragon Star]

"Damn it's cold in this room, can someone turn up the heat?"

"Soooo, what do we do now?"

"I'm leavin' on a jet plane, I don't know when I'll be back again..."

*Bouncing on the moon* "Houston, we have a problem...I have to pee"

"Is that light supposed to be there?"

[Donnie B.]

"Can't stop the signal, Houston. You can never stop the signal."

[PhantomWolf]

"Houston, I can't quite make it out, but I think the Eagle's got a parking ticket."

"Woooo, who farted?"

"Four dozen and one years ago, our forefathers first set foot..."

"Giant steps are what you take,
Walking on the moon..."

[Chuck]

"My check to Lunar Embassy is in the mail. I want this plot and the one by that crater over there."

[PhantomWolf]

"Ummmm, Houston, they want to see our (entry) visas."

[Frog march]

"always drink Coca Cola"

[Frog march]

"I guess it's a bit late to tell you guys about my small agoraphobia problem"

[PhantomWolf]

"Ew, gross. What did I just step in?"

[Frog march]

"take me to your llama"

[PhantomWolf]

On getting out for 2nd EVA with new Buggy.

"Um Houston, we've got a problem. Someone wheel clamped us."

[Lurker]

"Noooo... it really is a sound stage at Area 51!!!" ;)

:p

[PhantomWolf]

"We came in peace for all mankind, again. *snicker* Take that you commies, huh, 2-zip you losers..... um yeah? The mikes still on? Oh-"

[AGN Fuel]

This is fun! OK -


"Yeah, real funny guys! Whoever drew the glasses & moustache on the outside of my visor, I am not laughing..."

"Ah, Houston, be advised: he was full of it - judging by the lie, Shepard would never have got down in par."

"Say again, Houston? We're looking for a black mono-what??"

"Oooh Selenites! Where's my elephant gun?"

"Careful! They're ruffled!"

[Dragon Star]

"Would you look at that... a real moon rock!"

"I can see earth from here!"

"Where's the cheese?"

"I think I found a "Lost" hatch!"

"What's this place called again?"

"Let's see if we can make this one look real this time!"

[ToSeek]

'bout freaking time.

That was my first thought upon seeing the thread title.

[Swift]

"Um, like well you know that's one um small, well pretty small, step for um like um man, or men, or people, and um a pretty good sized step for um, um like um peoplekind."

"Top of the world, ma" (obscure movie quote)

"Man, this is just so cool" (probably what I'd say)

"Well, it's not like any cheese I've ever had Gromit"

[Dragon Star]

"Is the dead guy from 'Space Cowboys' still up here?":D

[Frog march]

*crazy frog ringtone*
"Yea, I'm on the moon"


If you've seen Trigger Happy TV

[Chuck]

"That's one small step for me, giant leaps for mankind available at reasonable rates."

[Dragon Star]

"Hey! Where is the hotel?"

[SAMU]

Astronaut: "Houston, Phoenix, I'm about to step off the pad now."
Houston: "Roger Phoenix, Houston, copy you're about to step off the pad."
Astronaut: "Aaannndd... MY BACK!!!"
Houston: "Roger Phonix, Houston, copy you're back. Congratulations."
Astronaut: NO!! Not "I'm back" MY back!!! I strained my back AAARRRRGGGHHH."

[pmcolt]

"I think I found Neil's car keys!"
"Roger, Houston, we'll be exiting the LM just as soon as the stagehands finish painting the stars on the backdrop."
"I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque..."
"We're whalers on the Moon..."

Or, to be serious, a ripoff of Gene Cernan's departure quote:
"We come to the Moon as we left, and God willing, as we shall continue to come: in peace, for all mankind. As I take these first steps on the surface, I'd like to pay tribute to the challenges that our predecessors overcame to fulfill-- ok, ok, stop pushing Ed! Geez, can't you wait five minutes?! I'm trying to say something historic and profound for the ages while paying tribute to the last Apollo astronauts, y'know!"

[Ronald Brak]

One small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind...

[Van Rijn]

"Oh, YEAH! We're back, baby, and this time we're here to STAY!"

[Ronald Brak]

ASTRONAUT: We're back and we're hear to stay.

MISSION CONTROL: Actually Pepsi just pulled out of the sponsership deal and we can no longer afford to send you a supply ship. But don't worry, we're lineing up another sponser right now - Survivor. One of you will be voted off the moonbase each week, which is great news because it solves our funding problem and your life support problem.

[Gillianren]

"Top of the world, ma" (obscure movie quote)

That's obscure? I got it, but not the Space Cowboys reference. For example, one of them made AFI's list of 100 greatest movie quotes; one did not.

[Ozzy]

"We forgot the crackers!"

[Roy Batty]

"What do you mean, the capsule hatchdoor's locked?!"

(re: The Lonely Astronaut:))

[Ozzy]

One small step for a woman, .......

[Roy Batty]

One small step for a woman, .......
Ooh that's good:)

[Jim]

Just to interject... It's July 20, 2006. Happy Lunar Landing Day, folks!

[Parrothead]

"Come here often?"

"Giant steps are what you take, walking on the Moon", "I hope my legs don't break, walking on the Moon" ... ;)

[Roy Batty]

Just to interject... It's July 20, 2006. Happy Lunar Landing Day, folks!
Yay, in all the excitement I clean forgot!

If they time it right they could even use 'Happy Lunar landing day' as their 1st words :)

[Dragon Star]

One small step for a woman, .......

:clap:

[Ozzy]

..one humungous leap for womankind.

[Grand_Lunar]

That was my first thought upon seeing the thread title.


Do you mean by that it's about time someone came up with this thread?

Happy to provide it! ;)

[Dragon Star]

Doesn't this kinda beling in Games though?

[turbo-1]

"Are we there yet?"

[Ozzy]

"Its nothing like the brochure".

[Superluminal]

"Commander Cernan, you are hearby relieved of the burden of being the last person on the moon."

[Celestial Mechanic]

"I am Spartacus!"
:lol:

[Celestial Mechanic]

Alas, it will probably be more like: "Now would be a good time for [insert name of sponsor's product here]." :(

[farmerjumperdon]

While disrobing:

"You want some of this, don't you?!"

[Gillianren]

..one humungous leap for womankind.

Now, that would be about time. I'm not holding my breath, though.

[Swift]

How do you say "I claim this land in the name of The People's Republic of China" in Chinese?

[Maha Vailo]

Another thing to utter, if they could get away with it:

"Take that, Bill Kaysing!"

I was thinking the same thing, only with Sibrel instead of Kaysing.

However, if I was the one to step forth on the moon again, my first words would be:

"Hey, moon hoax believers - pppppppbpbblbllbbbb!" :p

- Maha "one giant leap for debunkers" Vailo

[mugaliens]

"I hereby claim this moon in the name of myself and my direct relatives removed no more than twice by marriage or lineage."

[Donnie B.]

"I'm king of the woooorld!... Well, okay, of the Moon."

[Van Rijn]

"Major Matt Mason reporting. Touchdown successful. Wait! I think I see a giant moon worm!"





For those who don't have a clue what I'm talking about:

http://www.majormattmason.net/blb.htm

[pghnative]

Either a Poltergeist-like "We're baaaaa-aaaack", or the perennial favorite "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky"

[Frog march]

"woof, woof"

[Grand_Lunar]

Now, that would be about time. I'm not holding my breath, though.

I wouldn't say that.

Soon as we're back to the moon, the first woman won't be far off. I mean, look at the next bunch for the ISS crew.

[Chuck]

"There's the original flag, Mr. Hoagland. We'll untie you if you promise to come out and look at it."

[AGN Fuel]

"I don't care what the map says, Mavis. This is not the M7!"

[BigDon]

Cut! What happened to the flames! There's supposed to be flames!

After this, I'm going to Disneyland!

Good Lord! The women are holding their breath! Put on a helmet!!!
(Sorry Gillian)

[PhantomWolf]

"And that's 3, 4, 5, 6. Right on my luna plot. Houston, standard rent for parking there is $200, and with an hotel, you owe me $1500."

[Grand_Lunar]

Doesn't this kinda beling in Games though?


I think you're right.

Mods, feel free to move this one, please.

[Gemini]

-Anyone else smell that?
-See, I TOLD YOU SO!(points at Apollo landing site)
- Hey Ya'all, Wa'tchiss
-I can see my house from here
- Cut! can we do that scene again? ;)
-Excuse me, do any of you know the way Clavius, where ze nucleer space wessels are kept?
-Now, where's that laser
-PULL! (bang)
-Oh we're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there are whales so we tell our tales and sing this whaling tune.(repeat)
-There goes my taco

[hewhocaves]

*click whirrr*
That... is... one... small... step... for... a... probe.
...One... giant... leap... for... Skynet!

[Dragon Star]

"Houston, does this make me the first drunk on the moon?"

[ToSeek]

I think you're right.

Mods, feel free to move this one, please.

Done. (Left a redirect.)

[Inferno]

"Hey. It's only a paper moon!"

"Is that a washing maching skiing?"

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for the British Empire. Screw you, America! We're back!"

[Frog march]

"toilets blocked again, guess I'll have to go behind that rock",*wistle**fart*
"done, that is one giant bleep for mankind"

[Celestial Mechanic]

(While waving to camera) "Hi Mom!!"

[Spock Jenkins]

How about the last words on the moon?

"Hold my beer and watch this!

A take on popular redneck quote.

[Dragon Star]

"This is going to make one hell of a postcard!"

[ToSeek]

"Last time I buy beachfront property from that guy!"

[Frog march]

"one giant step for a paraplegic....."

[ToSeek]

"I just flew here from Earth, and boy, are my arms tired!"

[Ozzy]

I can see my house from here.

[firstcontact]

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (horrible screaming) j/k houston

[antoniseb]

This place needs a Mall.

[Dragon Star]

"Honey, I think we made a wrong turn."

[Swift]

<muttering> "Pretty high up, well let's head down, the ladder"
"That's another small step for woo, argh, ......
CRASH, BANG,
umph..... ow, my leg!"

[Swift]

Astronaut: "That's one small step for man, one..."
BAUTers: "ToSeeked!"

[Donnie B.]

Astronaut: "That's one small step for man, one..."
BAUTers: "ToSeeked!":clap: I think we have a winner!

[Celestial Mechanic]

Return to the Moon (Episode 1):
Gumby #1: One small step for a man, one big step for a Gumby! Owww, I've hit my head on the lander!!
Gumby #2: Sorry!
Gumby #1: My brain hurts!
Gumby #2: Shut up Mr. Gumby!
Gumby #1: Sorry!
Adapted for BAUTForum by nailing it to a coffee-table and throwing it into the Thames.

[Roy Batty]

Return to the Moon (Episode 1):

Adapted for BAUTForum by nailing it to a coffee-table and throwing it into the Thames.
Ah yes, Checkhov's The Return to the Moon, I remember it well :)

In the same spirit:

"This is a dead Moon, bereft of life!"

[Joff]

"We're back. Let's get busy."

Does anyone know what the first words on the ISS were?

[Roy Batty]

"We're back. Let's get busy."

Does anyone know what the first words on the ISS were?
"Can we make this a bit bigger?" :D

[ToSeek]

"Tell Neil the next time he leaves his sunglasses behind he can get them himself!"

[Frog march]

"yippy, I'm going to make moondust fairys" or is it angels?

[Homo bibiens]

I told you to make sure the fuel was full before we left!

[Peace Makes Plenty]

"Yatta!"

"It sure is windy up here Houston. I can barely hold the flag straight."

[jokergirl]

"Wow, that's a BIG set."

"Well, that look us long enough..."

;)

[Homo bibiens]

你好

[mike alexander]

"I was mad to let the Grand Lunar know."

[ravens_cry]

"It's only a model."
That is what you get for sending nerds to the moon! :p

[PraedSt]

What, no cookies?

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3323/cookiemonsterqu5.jpg

[Buttercup]

"Well it took us half a century, but we've finally returned..."

[Homo bibiens]

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...if the landing is rough.

[peteshimmon]

Thats a small step for a woman...

[KaiYeves]

"ANOTHER giant leap for humanity!"

[Staiduk]

"Toronto, Moose Base here...the Beaver has landed."

(5 minutes later) "Toronto, there is ice here. There is ice here!"

(60 minutes later) "Toronto, Beaver here...First lunar hockey game is over; pilots beat the mission specialists 3-2 in overtime!"
:D

[Homo bibiens]

The moon? What a colossal navigation error!

[matthewota]

Mr Gortsy (http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp), we are back

[chrissy]

Who put that crater there.

[KaiYeves]

For me, it would probably be:
"Oh my gosh, I'm on the moon! I'm the first person on the moon in fifty years! This is so amazing!"
And then I'd hyperventilate and probably pass out. Which is excitable people like me should not become astronauts.

[Homo bibiens]

Who's that who's been following us the whole way here?

[chrissy]

Man this moon dust gets everywhere. :(

[Homo bibiens]

I hope the traffic is better on the way back!

[chrissy]

Just remember where we parked up this time.

[Homo bibiens]

The police will never find us here.

[mahesh]

gee, this doesn't look like a pizza-pie at all!

thanks for resus / rhesus Bibiens

[speedfreek]

Look at all this junk! The last visitors could at least have cleaned up their mess before they left!

[Homo bibiens]

Can you believe the price of rocket fuel?

[sabianq]

"oh my <bleeping> god! what the <bleep> is that -------------<static>

[slang]

"Hah, we'll see about that alleged vacuum now!" as Moon Man presses the emergency hatch blow button.

[cosmocrazy]

The ship's pilot -"I thought the surface was supposed to be red?".

The ship's captain - "Oh pants, i typed the wrong address in the sat nav!"

[mugaliens]

Where'd I put that... Ah, there it is.

[KaiYeves]

"And this time, we STAY!"

[mahesh]

Where'd I put that... Ah, there it is.

ah, we must send this Hasselblad back for mahesh....he specially requested.
remind me before we load up for the next Earthbound shipment...

no we are not going. we are staying. we just send this back.

[cosmocrazy]

"glad we went the scenic route this time"

[Buttercup]

Booor-ing. Let's go on to Mars now!

[cosmocrazy]

gosh, i thought it would be bigger!

[Buttercup]

The horizon is THAT close?? :(

Oh -- a meteor! [HA! - fooled ya!] :p

[KaiYeves]

"It's been a long time coming, but if you had any doubt..."

[Homo bibiens]

Do you have any change for the parking meter?

[Mellow]

"sooo, sorry it's been a while.. what's been happening?"

[Jay200MPH]

"Yarrr! First mate, d'ye have the map? Where be me precious booty?"

[Homo bibiens]

It's a long way, to Tipperary...