What to read first?

[mgladstonez]

Hi! I joined on this forum this week.

Soz for asking, but I was hoping someone could point me to any particularly relevant posts that I should have a read of first, so I can get involved here?

Thanks! Mike

[Musashi]

Relevant to what? :) Welcome to the boards.

[Van Rijn]

mgladstonez, it really depends on what you are most interested in. Are you looking for anything specific?

[01101001]

Read the FAQ, pointer above.

Skim the sticky topics at the top of each subforum. When you find yourself reading "Rules For Posting To This Board", read carfully.

[Moose]

Welcome, mgladstones. One thing you probably should read is the forum rules (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=32864). A couple of minutes spent now may save you some nasty little surprises later. They're a little stricter than most places.

Other than that, any of my threads and posts are a must read. Scientific studies show any number of medical benefits can be had just from reading my posts as a regular daily five minute regimen. (He's lying.) These benefits may include (but might not be limited to, or even exist):

* An average gain of five IQ points. (That's Internet Quotient, not Intelligence Quotient)
* Clearing up any acne you might have (On your toenails. All bets are off anywhere else.)
* Improving your night vision an average of one full point. (No more walking into doors at night. Much.)
* Eliminates unsightly hair (On your toenails. Again, all bets are off...)
* Improving your memory (Though I forget how, exactly.)
* Infinite understanding (Or at least help understanding infinity courtesy of that certain nameless thread.)
* Repelling rogue elephants (Why, do you see any?)
* Getting in shape. (Round's a shape, right?)
* And Beck. (No idea, really.)

As you can see, reading my posts grants any number of useful benefits. (Zero's a perfectly legitimate number.)