I guess she got her excuse!

[Ilya]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18374606/

(Thread title refers to the article's last sentence)

[Fazor]

Summary for those linknophoebic people like myself:

This guy stole a car whenever he wanted to go see his g/f, and then stole one to get back home.

Whenever Antonio Moreno wanted to see his girlfriend, police say, he’d jump in a car and drive right over.

But there was a problem. The 26 cars Moreno jumped into all belonged to someone else

[korjik]

Grand theft auto as the basis of a lasting relationship.

[Gillianren]

Well, no, in fact; she'd been trying to dump him.

[mugaliens]

One would think he'd half his odds of getting caught by driving the same car back...

[korjik]

I meant from his side, not hers

[Gillianren]

Yeah, they call that "stalking"!

[Maksutov]

Well, no, in fact; she'd been trying to dump him.Because he had been trying to steal her heart?

[LurchGS]

heh - but I have the only device that works on hearts of a certain age...you think I'm gonna share it? [insert evil laugh here]

[Captain Kidd]

heh - but I have the only device that works on hearts of a certain age...you think I'm gonna share it? [insert evil laugh here]defibrillation paddles?