Harry is DEAD!

[Matherly]

Harry is Dead! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Truman#Later_life_and_death)

"On December 5, 1972, [Former Presendent Harry S Truman] was admitted to Kansas City's Research Hospital and Medical Center with lung congestion from pneumonia. He subsequently developed multiple organ failure and died at 7:50 a.m. on December 26, at age 88. Bess Truman died nearly ten years later, on October 18, 1982. He and Bess are buried at the Truman Library."- from Wikipedia Article.

Huh? Who did you think I was talking about?

(I am so going to Special Hell :shifty:)

[Sticks]

I remember the grief when I announced in all innocence the death of Humphrey the Cat (http://www.bautforum.com/off-topic-babbling/39612-humphrey-cat-has-died.html#post708385)

[Celestial Mechanic]

FOOD AND BEVERAGE WARNING! Swallow and/or store all food and/or beverages before reading.
(I am so going to Special Hell)

2007 July 20

William Z. Bubb
Reservation Desk, Hell

Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Matherly:

I am pleased to announce your booking in the Break Room. Guests of the Break Room kneel in excrement that comes up to chest-high on a tall man. Once a year guests partake of a coffee break.

We hope that you will find your stay here unpleasant and tormenting.

Infernally Yours,
William "Bill" Z. Bubb
Lard of the Flies

:D

[Paul Beardsley]

I will probably get into heaven because I was born again.

(4 April 1963 was a very windy day!)

This is the second closest I will skirt around the subject of religion on BAUT. The closest will be in the Amazing Untrue Records thread in two days' time.

[Doodler]

:lol: Beautiful.

[BigDon]

Hey Matherly, do you know why I like fishing at Bear Slough in the San Joaquin Delta? Because it's my favorite bass hole. :whistle:





ya got me.

BD

[mike alexander]

I hope everyone noticed how Paul has now put us all on tenterhooks for amazing relevations two days hence. What will the Amazing Untrue Records entry be? If read backwards will we learn that Paul is Dead?

[Doodler]

I tried this joke on another forum with people obsessed with Potter.

Now it would seem I'm waiting for a woman with an assault rifle to come knocking down my door. :D

[Paul Beardsley]

Believe it or not, I had no idea you were trying to make us think you were talking about Harry Potter until a few minutes ago.

I thought you might be talking about Cheryl's father, Harry Mason, in Silent Hill.

[Maksutov]

I will probably get into heaven because I was born again.

(4 April 1963 was a very windy day!)

This is the second closest I will skirt around the subject of religion on BAUT. The closest will be in the Amazing Untrue Records thread in two days' time.Do that eighty one more times and you'll be the 82nd Airborn.

When I heard the news about Harry back in 1972, I got a little wild, and thought "Is it true, man?"

Best guess re amazings in two days: Paul shaves off his Beardsley.

[mike alexander]

Paul becomes an American, changes c's to s's, drops the nonexistant 'f' in lieutenant.

[Delvo]

Huh? Who did you think I was talking about?An English prince in military service, actually.

[davidlpf]

(I am so going to Special Hell :shifty:)
Aren't we all, aren't we all.

[BigDon]

An English prince in military service, actually.


That's who I was thinking of. And why I was sort of mad. That pubesent wizard hadn't even crossed my mind at the time.

[mugaliens]

I tried this joke on another forum with people obsessed with Potter.

Now it would seem I'm waiting for a woman with an assault rifle to come knocking down my door. :D

Nothing that a little excrucio curse can't fix...