Hey Zeus!!!!

[Redrum]

Have you ever had an Idea so smart So smart that people think your crazy??
(Possibly).
Have you been sitting on your chair, doing stuff on the Web??
(You read my mind).
Have you stoped and thought about the stars?????
(This is garbage).
Armen!!!!praise ye Zeus!!!!

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::clap::o

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

With all due respect, sir, but have you taken your medication?

[Serenitude]

"Hey, Jupiter" ~ Tori Amos

No one's picking up the phone
Guess it's me and me
And this little masochist
She's ready to confess
All the things that I never thought
That she could feel and

Hey Jupiter
Nothing's been the same
So are you gay
Are you blue
Thought we both could use a friend
To run to
And I thought I wouldn't have to be with you
As something new

Sometimes I breathe you in
And I know you know
And sometimes you take a swim
Found your writing on my wall
If my heart's soaking wet
Boy your boots can leave a mess

Hey Jupiter
Nothing's been the same
So are you gay
Are you blue
Thought we both could use a friend
To run to
And I thought you wouldn't have to keep
With me
Hiding

Yes

Thought I knew myself so well
All the dolls I had
Took my leather off the shelf
Your apocalypse was fab
For a girl who couldn't choose between
The shower or the bath

And I thought I wouldn't have to be
With you
A magazine

No one's picking up the phone
Guess its clear he's gone
And this little masochist
Is lifting up her dress
Guess I thought I could never feel
The things I feel

Hey Jupiter
Nothing's been the same
So are you gay
Are you blue
Thought we both could use a friend
To run to

Hey Jupiter
Nothings been the same
So why you say
Now were trough
I thought we both could use a friend
To run to

[Nicolas]

Die hard 3.

What do I win?

[Maksutov]

With all due respect, sir, but have you taken your medication?Or perhaps a little too much red rum?

Meanwhile

Hey, Zeus, don't make it bad.
Take a bad god and make him better.
Remember to let Hera into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey, Zeus, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let Eros under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you deal the pain, hey, Zeus, refrain.
Let Atlas maintain the world on his shoulders.
Well don't you know that it takes volts to zap a dolt
With lightning and melt his world like solder.

Hey, Zeus! Don't let Hera down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember, she outranks Aphrodite,
Be high and mighty, and make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Zeus, begin.
You're waiting for Hermes to run errands.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Zeus,
You'll do, ask Lena about your one-night-stands.

Hey, Zeus, don't make it bad.
Set high standards (just ask Apollo).
Remember to let Hera into your heart,
Then you will start to lead, not follow.
Follow,
Follow,
Follow,

Na na na na na na na
Pa pa pa Pan, Hey Zeus!
Na na na na na na na
Pa pa pa Pan, Hey Zeus!
Na na na na na na na
Pa pa pa Pan, Hey Zeus!
Na na na na na na na
Pa pa pa Pan, Hey Zeus!
(ad infinitum...fade)

[peteshimmon]

Maksutov...be afraid, be very afraid:):):)

[Maksutov]

Maksutov...be afraid, be very afraid:):):)I read that on the fly and laughed my head off. Hope I put the right one back on.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8995/fly2zv2.jpg

[mike alexander]

So instead of getting caught in your fly, your fly got caught in you?

-John F. Kennedy, more or less.

[Paracelsus]

So instead of getting caught in your fly, your fly got caught in you?

-John F. Kennedy, more or less.

Oh God, this forum is going downhill fast... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[sarongsong]

Well...it is slightly better than Nothing... (http://www.bautforum.com/fun-n-games/64311-nothing.html) http://www.bautforum.com/images/icons/icon12.gifHey Zeus!
May 9, 2005
..."One of the greatest musical acts of all time, this was X's last proper release..."
amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000008MHN/qid%3D1056187355/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-9072755-4283055)

[01101001]

This is what Zeus sees in the morning when he looks into the mirror at his T-shirt:

http://www.01101001.com/images/zeus_t.gif (http://www.01101001.com/ambigrams)

[Nicolas]

This is what Zeus sees in the morning when he looks into the mirror at his T-shirt:

ZWS

Zeus When Sleepy

(I got the anagram, I was just joking :))

[Maksutov]

Zeus When Sleepy

(I got the anagram, I was just joking :)) (wheeze...) Yelps! SUN!!

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

This is what Zeus sees in the morning when he looks into the mirror at his T-shirt:
ZWS


Zeus Wearing Shirt?!