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Sticks
22-October-2007, 09:03 AM
Courtesy of Blue Tongue (BBC News) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7052737.stm)

Reindeer have been cancelled from a major Christmas festival because of bluetongue disease restrictions

Maybe others in the UK can use this story to save money on buying presents for the children, by telling them that Santa is not able to visit the UK

:evil:;)
Maksutov
22-October-2007, 09:28 AM
Santa will nt be visiting the UK this year?

Sounds like a question Bill Gates asked his exporters back in 1992.

Re the reindeer restrictions, that merits a really big cariBOO!Maybe others in the UK can use this story to save money on buying presents for the children, by telling them that Santa is not able to visit the UKAnd spend the money on the space program instead!
Laguna
22-October-2007, 02:46 PM
No problem for Santa.
Magical flying reindeers are immune against the bluetongue disease...
Sticks
22-October-2007, 03:13 PM
No problem for Santa.
Magical flying reindeers are immune against the bluetongue disease...

But are still legally subject to movement restrictions :naughty:
Paracelsus
22-October-2007, 03:28 PM
Tell Santa to get British Air to fly him to the UK instead. :D
Noclevername
22-October-2007, 04:07 PM
And on a related note, the Easter Bunny is being held without warrant in Gitmo as a terrorist accused of planting unidentified round objects around the White House grounds.
Sticks
22-October-2007, 04:32 PM
Tell Santa to get British Air to fly him to the UK instead. :D

At Christmas?

He will be lucky if they have any seats by Easter


And on a related note, the Easter Bunny is being held without warrant in Gitmo as a terrorist accused of planting unidentified round objects around the White House grounds.

And the tooth fairy has been held on remand on suspicion of burglary
Maksutov
23-October-2007, 09:59 AM
All United States-based leprechauns have been detained and sequestered by the Department of Homeland Security based on inside information they tried to corner the market on me Lucky Charms.
mike alexander
23-October-2007, 04:25 PM
Silly Rabbit.
KaiYeves
23-October-2007, 11:04 PM
People are wierd sometimes. When I first came to Earth, I landed in this little town in New Mexico, and there were all of these people dressed like Grays having some sort of festival. So I flew back out, being careful to cloak my ship so nobody saw it.