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BigJim
12-August-2003, 12:21 AM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!

Knock knock.....

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Mr. X
12-August-2003, 12:44 AM
I like Agent Carl Hanratty's take on that joke from Catch Me If You Can.

Which I can't reproduce here for... ahem... obvious reasons.

I think I was the only person in the theater to laugh out loud like a nut at that joke. 8-[
freddo
12-August-2003, 03:45 AM
......

So tell me again:

who's on first?
Pi Man
12-August-2003, 04:29 AM
Exactly! :lol:
freddo
12-August-2003, 06:29 AM
Exactly! :lol:

Exactly's on first?
pmcolt
12-August-2003, 06:34 AM
Watt? #-o
freddo
12-August-2003, 06:35 AM
Watt? #-o

I don't know.....
Glom
12-August-2003, 10:32 AM
The men in white coats will be here for you soon. :wink:
Pi Man
12-August-2003, 05:46 PM
No! Who's on first!

Exactly's in the stands! :lol:
Doodler
12-August-2003, 06:42 PM
No! Who's on first!

Exactly's in the stands! :lol:

That's what I'm askin' ya, what is the guy's name on first?
BigJim
12-August-2003, 08:29 PM
No, what is on second.

I'm not asking you who's on second.

Who's on first.

Third base!
SeanF
12-August-2003, 08:31 PM
No, what is on second.

I'm not asking you who's on second.

Who's on first.
I don't know.

Third base!
freddo
13-August-2003, 02:25 AM
Argh..

I don't give a darn.
Pi Man
13-August-2003, 03:19 AM
Is there a player called "Which?"
freddo
13-August-2003, 06:20 AM
Who's on first?
What's on second?
I don't know's on third?
Why's left field?
Because centre field.
I will tell you the pitchers name: Tomorrow.
I'll tell you the catcher's: Today
The short stop's name? I don't give a darn.

Don't know who the rightfielder is.
SeanF
13-August-2003, 02:46 PM
The entire routine. (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)

The right fielder is never mentioned (and there's no Which, so maybe he's the right fielder). :)
Doodler
13-August-2003, 02:51 PM
=D> :lol:
One day I have to find the MPEG clip of that, I have it on video tape somewhere at home, still brings me to tears watching that every so often.
jkmccrann
21-October-2005, 04:40 PM
Are you guys aware that the two guys who'll be running this country next year, Australia that is, are quite possibly going to be `Costello & Abbot?` the opposition is going to have a field day!
cyswxman
21-October-2005, 04:59 PM
=D> :lol:
One day I have to find the MPEG clip of that, I have it on video tape somewhere at home, still brings me to tears watching that every so often.

Perhaps here (http://resources.bravenet.com/audio_clips/comedy_clips/abbott__costello_-_whos_on_first/listen/) might be what you are looking for? It's a WAV file. I've heard a couple of different versions of this. Just close the window that initially gets in the way.