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Tuckerfan
20-January-2008, 03:24 AM
One of the most mindbendingly bizarre things I have ever seen in my life has to be this game. (http://www.zoorace.com/index.php) It's a weirdly themed Christian game in which people are transformed into animals and then proceed to race at God's command. A brief description of one level:Whichever creature that you play as, be sure to act like a creature and get all the food that you can, because collecting and eating all food gives you temporary energy bursts that can potentially propel you to the lead position. If playing on the “Hannah’s Heights” or when running on the “Moon” itself though, then be careful of the crows there and them dropping their crow poop on the ground towards you. Do not mistake the food for the crow poop, because eating crow poop results in a speed penalty, which will slow you down. (bolding mine)

You can find a video showing the gameplay here. (http://kotaku.com/345854/christian-animal-racing-hell) It starts out with poorly animated human characters in a library who are suddenly transformed into animals and then begin racing. At one point, they abruptly start disco dancing. At another, they're fired out of cannons, while later on, they're strapped to rockets.

Maksutov
20-January-2008, 09:51 AM
Snake bites and poison will do that to a programmer, I guess. Enough to make them go API. :lol:

Meanwhile I know really good cheese smells bad to some people, but to connoisseurs...ahh!

Occam
21-January-2008, 12:05 AM
Can you PROVE there are no crows on the moon?
See, science doesn't have the answer to everything :D

Occam
21-January-2008, 12:09 AM
Great game description...
After laughing and teasing her friend Rueben about believing in the Noah's Ark story, then Hannah the librarian has a dream about it. In her dream, her friends are re-shaped into animals and she herself changes into a racehorse and participates in the race "Games of Celebration" after the world flood. But, unknown to everyone, Noah’s sons have created a lot of obstacles on the racetrack for the creatures. These obstacles on the racetrack slow down the participants and include hurdles, glass mazes, Piranha fish, fire geysers, exploding barrels, rockets, cannons, bomber planes and more! "Let's give them a real race, ha-ha!" said Japeth. "Yes and let’s have some fun!" said Shem and Ham, so beware, because this race is so very different.

Riiiiiight! I always said those boys were trouble. Glass mazes are the work of the Devil!