Tuckerfan
20-January-2008, 03:24 AM
One of the most mindbendingly bizarre things I have ever seen in my life has to be this game. (http://www.zoorace.com/index.php) It's a weirdly themed Christian game in which people are transformed into animals and then proceed to race at God's command. A brief description of one level:Whichever creature that you play as, be sure to act like a creature and get all the food that you can, because collecting and eating all food gives you temporary energy bursts that can potentially propel you to the lead position. If playing on the “Hannah’s Heights” or when running on the “Moon” itself though, then be careful of the crows there and them dropping their crow poop on the ground towards you. Do not mistake the food for the crow poop, because eating crow poop results in a speed penalty, which will slow you down. (bolding mine)
You can find a video showing the gameplay here. (http://kotaku.com/345854/christian-animal-racing-hell) It starts out with poorly animated human characters in a library who are suddenly transformed into animals and then begin racing. At one point, they abruptly start disco dancing. At another, they're fired out of cannons, while later on, they're strapped to rockets.
You can find a video showing the gameplay here. (http://kotaku.com/345854/christian-animal-racing-hell) It starts out with poorly animated human characters in a library who are suddenly transformed into animals and then begin racing. At one point, they abruptly start disco dancing. At another, they're fired out of cannons, while later on, they're strapped to rockets.