Boo Versus Neverfly in the Brawl to End Them All!

[Big Bad Boo]

Larry Jacks mentioned in the Luckiest Unlucky Man I've Ever Seen (http://www.bautforum.com/off-topic-babbling/71771-luckiest-unlucky-man-ive-ever-seen-flightdeck-5.html#post1222979) thread that a battle between Neverfly and I could make some money, specifically on pay per view.

Since I only have a digital camera, we had BigDon take pictures of us whilst we duked it out! (When shall our kitten payment be delivered?)

So presenting, Boo Versus Neverfly in the Brawl to End Them All!


ROUND ONE: SNEAK ATTACK!

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll218/boovsneverfly/butt1.jpg

Neverfly ambushes Boo while she prepares dinner! Well done Neverfly!



ROUND TWO: POWER UP!

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll218/boovsneverfly/bvnf1.jpg

But Boo has some tricks up her sleeve and uses one of her famous power ups to deliver Neverfly a swift kick in the behind!

FINAL ROUND!

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll218/boovsneverfly/truce.jpg

Oh what a rip-off! They call it a truce and discontinue fighting.

Or do they...?

[Maksutov]

LOL! In the first photo that must be the getup Neverfly uses to evade traffic tickets (http://www.bautforum.com/1210777-post8.html). ;)

Meanwhile, get ready for Phase II: The Rout in the BAUT!

[Neverfly]

I think the battles just getting started!

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif


I don't recall wearing a black dress though:doh: I admit- it might make sneak attack kicks easier :p



... As well as getting out of traffic tickets.

[Doodler]

Neverfly in a black dress...thank you for THAT visual...now I've gotta call the office and tell them I'm gonna be late because my eyes are bleeding...

[davidlpf]

Neverfly as female lead in this movie wearing the black dress.http://www.bautforum.com/small-media-large/73050-if-you-thought-armageddon-bad-movie.html

[Neverfly]

Neverfly as female lead in this movie wearing the black dress.http://www.bautforum.com/small-media-large/73050-if-you-thought-armageddon-bad-movie.html
<Drags Davidlpf into the brawl> Hope you got good insurance Buster!

[davidlpf]

Usually when somebodys talks as big as you there is hardly any backing it up.:whistle:

[Neverfly]

Usually when somebodys talks as big as you there is hardly any backing it up.:whistle:

Usually when something is as big as you are, it beeps when it backs up:whistle:

[davidlpf]

I think we should call truce ourselves.

[Neverfly]

I think we should call truce ourselves.

Yes, it was truly a roast to boast a-baut.

[KaiYeves]

You guys are the funniest!

[HenrikOlsen]

This thread is a good example why moderation can never be only about rules. :lol:

[doghater]

I don't recall wearing a black dress though:doh:

If you say so.

[Neverfly]

If you say so.

So it was YOU I borrowed that from...:think:

[logic.exe]

I have this sneaking suspicion that I either walked into an inside joke or the humor on this board is more wacky than I thought :razz:

[Neverfly]

I have this sneaking suspicion that I either walked into an inside joke or the humor on this board is more wacky than I thought :razz:

You seem confused. Let me help you clear everything up:

The sneaking is done by the lurkers.

It was Kaptain K that was walking into things, but he trimmed the bottom quarter and trained the spider.

The Inside Joke was what Big Bad Boo had up her sleeve for a famous power up.

The humor on the board is ToSeeks Jurisdiction as he Posts wacky threads about what cartoon character you are.

Everything make sense now?:)

[doghater]

I have this sneaking suspicion that I either walked into an inside joke or the humor on this board is more wacky than I thought :razz:

Wait - so the posts here are not serious? I'm confused now. . .

[Moose]

I have this sneaking suspicion that I either walked into an inside joke or the humor on this board is more wacky than I thought :razz:

Wha, humor? No, this thread is absolutely serious. You want humor, you need to go to the Q&A forum.

[Tobin Dax]

The gender-bending Neverfly is hilarious, especially since I'm still only about 90% sure that he is a he. :)

[Neverfly]

The gender-bending Neverfly is hilarious, especially since I'm still only about 90% sure that he is a he. :)

You still thinking about my old avatar with a dreamy look in your eyes?

[Kaptain K]

[Bugs bunny voice]

Don't take life so seriously Doc.
You're not getting out of it alive!

[/bugs bunny voice]

[Neverfly]

[Bugs bunny voice]

Don't take life so seriously Doc.
You're not getting out of it alive!

[/bugs bunny voice]

Wasn't Bugs quite the gender bender too?

[hhEb09'1]

This thread is a good example why moderation can never be only about rules. Everything should be in moderation, especially excess

[KaiYeves]

Who needs TV when you have BAUT!

[Maksutov]

This thread provides unexpected insight on why cops fear him (http://www.bautforum.com/1211104-post32.html). ;)

[mugaliens]

This thread provides unexpected insight on why cops fear him (http://www.bautforum.com/1211104-post32.html). ;)

Cops? What cops?

What are cops?

Are they the ones who flick on their sirens but turn them off when they get closer and take the next turn away?

[geonuc]

Everything should be in moderation, especially excess
Hawkeye Pierce, when asked if he drank: "Only to excess."

[chrissy]

LOL! In the first photo that must be the getup Neverfly uses to evade traffic tickets (http://www.bautforum.com/1210777-post8.html). ;)

Meanwhile, get ready for Phase II: The Rout in the BAUT!

maybe this might help ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnqQHOwFg

;)

[mugaliens]

Well, that fits Neverfly...

Ray Davies... Isn't he cute?

[Neverfly]

If you folks keep up the gender bending , I'm going to start doing some spinal tapping.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

[Big Bad Boo]

If you folks keep up the gender bending , I'm going to start doing some spinal tapping.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

Through a computer?

Wear flats for that- you might lose your footing.

[Moose]

If you folks keep up the gender bending , I'm going to start doing some spinal tapping.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

Hmm. Speaking of Spinal Tap. (Fires up Winamp.)

[Neverfly]

Through a computer?

Wear flats for that- you might lose your footing.

You'll land flat when you receive my foot.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

[Big Bad Boo]

You'll land flat when you receive my foot.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

Hey! I thought we called a truce! I have photographic evidence!

Anymore foot to butt contact and I won't share my pie, got it?:naughty:

[Neverfly]

Hey! I thought we called a truce! I have photographic evidence!


You also have photographic evidence that you are a dynamite wielding dinosaur.

But if I nickname you Dyno-Dino from here on out- You just might Protest.

[Big Bad Boo]

You also have photographic evidence that you are a dynamite wielding dinosaur.

But if I nickname you Dyno-Dino from here on out- You just might Protest.

I also have photographic evidence that you are a cross-dresser.

Still want to mess with me? =P

(By the way, are you truly annoyed, or just playing? If you're the former, I'll stop.)

[Neverfly]

I also have photographic evidence that you are a cross-dresser.
I could truly befuddle with what that evidence says I have...:doh:


(By the way, are you truly annoyed, or just playing? If you're the former, I'll stop.)

I am not a farmer.

[Moose]

Anymore foot to butt contact and I won't share my pie, got it?:naughty:

Now children. It's all fun and games until someone loses a pie.

[Big Bad Boo]

Now children. It's all fun and games until someone loses a pie.

I'll still have pie, so I'm good whether I share it or not.

[Kaptain K]

For want of a pun, the pie was lost.

[Maksutov]

For want of a pie, the post was lost.

[Neverfly]

I'll still have pie, so I'm good whether I share it or not.

Trouble is that what you got is Humble Pie.
For want of a pun, the pie was lost.
I'm goin' on day four now of no sleep. I'm not feeling very punny.

[Kaptain K]

For want of a post, the thread was lost.

[Big Bad Boo]

Trouble is that what you got is Humble Pie.

Actually, I think it's either French Silk or Triple Chocolate threat. Not sure. All I know it's from Bakers Square.

Also: WHERE ARE MY KITTEN PAYMENTS?

[Maksutov]

For want of a thread, the forum was lost.

[Neverfly]

Actually, I think it's either French Silk or Triple Chocolate threat. Not sure. All I know it's from Bakers Square.
We've got Roast and Pie....;)

Also: WHERE ARE MY KITTEN PAYMENTS?

See, that was a bet... so you would have to WIN the brawl before you can collect payment.





http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/70.gif

[Moose]

Tribute is demanded, and tribute (in kittens) is given.

[Neverfly]

Grrr... Now we have Pie and Mousse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mousse).http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif


Ummm... This thread is starting to make me hungry...:doh:




ETA: I've let you wonder long enough:p
NO, I'm not annoyed. If I was, you would most definitely know it!

[Big Bad Boo]

ETA: I've let you wonder long enough:p
NO, I'm not annoyed. If I was, you would most definitely know it!

I figured that, from reading some posts that have gotten you in the Banned posters log, and by translating your "I am not a farmer" post from Neverflyese to English- meaning "I am not the former."

Tribute is demanded, and tribute (in kittens) is given.

Why thank you! These kitten shall be put to back breaking work I mean loved and cherished forever! :lol:

[Moose]

Why thank you! These kitten shall be put to back breaking work I mean loved and cherished forever! :lol:

Meanie. You're welcome.

[Tobin Dax]

You still thinking about my old avatar with a dreamy look in your eyes?
No, that's caused by my own Avatar. :D [Up until this week, anyway.]

[Big Bad Boo]

We've got Roast and Pie....;)



See, that was a bet... so you would have to WIN the brawl before you can collect payment.





http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/70.gif

Fine.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll218/boovsneverfly/pwned.jpg

Now that you have been PWNED by my personal attack kangaroo, may I collect the rest of my kittens?

[doghater]

Neverfly, the way this is playing out, I don't think you have a chance unless you start photoshopping some images of your own. . .

[RalofTyr]

THIS IS SPARTA!

*Kicks*

[sarongsong]

...Now that you have been PWNED by my personal attack kangaroo...Foul! This event was billed as:Boo Versus NeverflyI want my money back!!!

[Big Bad Boo]

THIS IS SPARTA!

*Kicks*

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q196/Earwighsj/sparta.gif

Foul! This event was billed as:I want my money back!!!

I think this is relevant for both post. You see, I may have a personal attack kangaroo, Neverfly has a genetically modified Spartan Chicken.

I found this out several minutes ago, when the Spartan Chicken attacked a young boy-whom, we assume, the Spartan Chicken mistook for me. (We live right next to each other.)

We knew it was Neverfly's because attached to it's leg was a note: "THIS is why cops fear me!"

[Neverfly]

I think this is relevant for both post. You see, I may have a personal attack kangaroo, Neverfly has a genetically modified Spartan Chicken.

I found this out several minutes ago, when the Spartan Chicken attacked a young boy-whom, we assume, the Spartan Chicken mistook for me. (We live right next to each other.)

We knew it was Neverfly's because attached to it's leg was a note: "THIS is why cops fear me!"

Actually, that's not a personal attack chicken.

That's dinner.

Couldn't catch the little weasel though.
Being genetically altered (When the mad scientist told me he made better drumsticks, I forgot to take into account that the drumsticks are used for running....) it managed to evade capture, has a steel neck and was of enhanced intellect.

In fact, that little chicken had gone to school and gotten a degree.

It was a Lawyer.

As for the boy- You can see that it was He that Challenged the chicken to... a game of chicken... It was obviously a case of the chicken defending himself.

[Big Bad Boo]

Actually, that's not a personal attack chicken.

That's dinner.

Couldn't catch the little weasel though.
Being genetically altered (When the mad scientist told me he made better drumsticks, I forgot to take into account that the drumsticks are used for running....) it managed to evade capture, has a steel neck and was of enhanced intellect.

In fact, that little chicken had gone to school and gotten a degree.

It was a Lawyer.

As for the boy- You can see that it was He that Challenged the chicken to... a game of chicken... It was obviously a case of the chicken defending himself.

Uh-huh. Ri-ight. First of all, the boy was trying to intimidate the Spartan Chicken in an effort to avoid confrontation. Secondly, if what you say is true...

EXPLAIN THE NOTE THEN!

(For cops do not fear lawyers. And, chickens cannot tie knots nor write legibly.)

[Neverfly]

Uh-huh. Ri-ight. First of all, the boy was trying to intimidate the Spartan Chicken in an effort to avoid confrontation. Secondly, if what you say is true...

EXPLAIN THE NOTE THEN!

(For cops do not fear lawyers. And, chickens cannot tie knots nor write legibly.)

Internal Affairs Lawyer.

[Big Bad Boo]

Internal Affairs Lawyer.

And that's just a coincidence? A simple "coinky-dink"? How you explain the DIRECT REFERENCE to your post in the de-cloaking thread?

We're interrogating the chicken as I type. Chicken nuggets are sooo tasty.

Think about it.

[Neverfly]

Well, I already made it clear that the chicken was to be dinner.

He just got designs of his own...

As to the correlation from this thread to the other, the post there was vague at best, so you have no grounds to claim that they cannot be related.

What I find interesting... Is that someone just happened (Coincidence?) to be hanging out around there with a camera to catch that boys challenge to the ferocious fowl...

Did you, per chance, put that poor boy up to the task?
Set someone there with a camera to innocently record the event?

I smell conspiracy...:think:

[Big Bad Boo]

As to the correlation from this thread to the other, the post there was vague at best, so you have no grounds to claim that they cannot be related.

So you're admitting they are related? Victory!

What I find interesting... Is that someone just happened (Coincidence?) to be hanging out around there with a camera to catch that boys challenge to the ferocious fowl...

Did you, per chance, put that poor boy up to the task?
Set someone there with a camera to innocently record the event?

I smell conspiracy...:think:

The boy was performing a one man play (which he wrote himself) about a boy who got magically transported into the litter box of a giant cat for his mother, who was holding the camera.

If I had known that the video would be thrown back at me, I'd have shown the whole thing (all 4 hours and 22 minutes of it) instead of taking what I needed and deleting the polished turd they called "acting."

[Neverfly]

Boo Playtime suffers trappy mishaps...

http://www.bautforum.com/attachments/off-topic-babbling/7690d1208963673-boo-versus-neverfly-brawl-end-them-all-pwned1.jpg

http://www.bautforum.com/attachments/off-topic-babbling/7691d1208963673-boo-versus-neverfly-brawl-end-them-all-who-brought-cat.jpg


ETA: I don't have photoshop and I am not good at photo manipulation. That is why I'm a Disinfo guy instead of a Twooth seeker.

[mugaliens]

If you folks keep up the gender bending , I'm going to start doing some spinal tapping.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

:lol:

What? You're not comfortable enough in your manhood that you can't take a few GB ribs?

[Neverfly]

:lol:

What? You're not comfortable enough in your manhood that you can't take a few GB ribs?

I am plenty comfortable in my manhood.

I am NOT comfortable in a dress and heels.

[mugaliens]

I think this is relevant for both post. You see, I may have a personal attack kangaroo, Neverfly has a genetically modified Spartan Chicken.

My bet's on the chicken... (Sorry, Boo, but I've always championed the underdog. Neverfly knows this...)

You two need to get a room. And cook the chicken for dinner! With a couple of heuvos, some greens sour cream, guac and a rolled tortilla for breakfast...

In the meantime, get a lot of some video of this crazy, mixed-up 4-year-old who thinks he can fly: Leonardo da Invincible (http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/mugaliens/?action=view&current=MVI_0520.flv)

If you'll follow the "view album" link you'll see that at the ripe old age of 5, he really could fly (heading and altitude during both straight as well as turns).

[Tobin Dax]

I am plenty comfortable in my manhood.

I am NOT comfortable in a dress and heels.
You could always wear flats. :D

[Neverfly]

You could always wear flats. :D

Currently, I wear steel toe boots.
It's the only pair of shoes I own. One Pair.

Kinda a pain at airports and courthouses.

[mugaliens]

You could always wear flats. :D

I concur. Flats and a skirt would certainly look dandy on you, Neverfly!

So would a manly man's unbifurcated garment, commonly known as the KILT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilt).

(please, I'm feeling sick to my stomach... someone give me a break... Where's the barf bowl... Oh, there it is, the empty planter I brought home last week. I think I'm going to h............)

Yeah, perhaps not. Men have been wearing mugs (http://www.kiltmen.com/world.htm)for tens of thousands of years...

- Mugs

[Big Bad Boo]

My bet's on the chicken... (Sorry, Boo, but I've always championed the underdog. Neverfly knows this...)

You two need to get a room. And cook the chicken for dinner! With a couple of heuvos, some greens sour cream, guac and a rolled tortilla for breakfast...

In the meantime, get a lot of some video of this crazy, mixed-up 4-year-old who thinks he can fly: Leonardo da Invincible (http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/mugaliens/?action=view&current=MVI_0520.flv)

If you'll follow the "view album" link you'll see that at the ripe old age of 5, he really could fly (heading and altitude during both straight as well as turns).

CUTEST KID EVER!

(By the way, is that your kid? I noticed on the photobucket account that the screenname was the same as yours. Just wondering.)

By the way, I will like to point out that Neverfly isn't playing fair. He's set up traps and has sneaked attacked me.

You could always wear flats. :D

And he could always wear flats. :)

[mugaliens]

Currently, I wear steel toe boots.
It's the only pair of shoes I own. One Pair.

Kinda a pain at airports and courthouses.

The only time that I had ever met her was after I'd probably walked half way round the world.

Wow.

[Neverfly]

Originally Posted by Neverfly
Currently, I wear steel toe boots.
It's the only pair of shoes I own. One Pair.

Kinda a pain at airports and courthouses.The only time that I had ever met her was after I'd probably walked half way round the world.

Wow.

:doh:

[Maksutov]

Gender Bender

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2820/genderbenderwk8.th.jpg (http://img74.imageshack.us/my.php?image=genderbenderwk8.jpg)

[Tobin Dax]

And he could always wear flats. :)
Admittedly, it's late and I'm tired, but I have to wonder if I'm missing something here.

[Big Bad Boo]

Just agreeing with the "Neverfly could always wear flats" statement.

[Tobin Dax]

Just agreeing with the "Neverfly could always wear flats" statement.
Gotcha.

[BigDon]

Boo, leave Neverfly be now. Keep up the photo shop stuff, leave off the cross dressing. I mean it.

(For those who don't know already, Boo is my youngest daughter. I can tell her to do these things more effectively than any mod.)

[Jeff Root]

It is obvious that Miss Boo deliberately misidentified the people in
exhibit #1. While Neverfly does have pretty legs, he has no sense
of footwear style, so, by process of elimination, that must be Boo
attempting to punt Neverfly.

It also appears that she may have altered the faces in the images, in
an attempt to obscure the identities of the two person-things.

Boo altered the image because she committed the sneak attack, knew
that it was wrong, and knew that anything she photographs can and
will be used against her in a court of law. So even though she will get
off charges of committing terroristic mayhem, she will go to the pen
for falsifying evidence. (That's how we do it nowadays!)

-- Judge Crater

[hhEb09'1]

that must be Boo attempting to punt Neverfly.I dunno, I'd say the hair is irrefutable

[Jeff Root]

I dunno, I'd say the hair is irrefutable
That's exactly what I thought at first, too! But Miss Boo's nefarious
subterfuge appears to be that she switched the faces around, without
switching the hair. Or vice-versa. Something like that.

-- Judge Crater

[Neverfly]

I dunno, I'd say the hair is irrefutable

The irony is that I had shaved my head- Bald- a few months back:p

It's grown back out now but...

[Neverfly]

It is obvious that Miss Boo deliberately misidentified the people in
exhibit #1. While Neverfly does have pretty legs, he has no sense
of footwear style, so, by process of elimination, that must be Boo
attempting to punt Neverfly.

It also appears that she may have altered the faces in the images, in
an attempt to obscure the identities of the two person-things.

Boo altered the image because she committed the sneak attack, knew
that it was wrong, and knew that anything she photographs can and
will be used against her in a court of law. So even though she will get
off charges of committing terroristic mayhem, she will go to the pen
for falsifying evidence. (That's how we do it nowadays!)

-- Judge Crater

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif


I agree! It was a set up and doctored evidence.

[hhEb09'1]

That's exactly what I thought at first, too! But You lawyerly types...answers for everything. Hey, what about this? I don't think Neverfly would fit into the dino suit.

[Neverfly]

You lawyerly types...answers for everything. Hey, what about this? I don't think Neverfly would fit into the dino suit.

Are you callin' me fat?

[Jeff Root]

I don't think Neverfly would fit into the dino suit.
See, now, that just shows how diabolically clever Miss Boo is.
It appears that she may have labeled that photo correctly!

We know that Miss Boo is big, bad, and... um... Boo. Well, the
person-thing that you are apparently referring to as a "dino suit"
is clearly big, bad, and Boo. Her legs don't look as nice in the
good light, unfortunately (she looks a bit green), and her weight
is much more obvious than in exhibit #1 (she's a bit puffy that
day), but I think it is a reasonable likeness. Notice that in both
photos she is committing the same, craven act, attacking from
the rear, using her left leg in a bent-leg-kick. The similarities
are obvious and many. The one inconsistency that stands out
is the vest worn by Miss Boo. It appears that she wore the vest
in an attempt to disguise herself as Neverfly. That demonstrates
premeditation. Also, if we could see Boo's left hand in exhibit #1,
I'm sure we would see that she is holding a stick of dynamite, just
as she's doing in exhibit #2. Consistancy! A clear, consistant
pattern of criminal behavior! And we all know that consistancy is
the hobgoblin of small minds!

Now, you may be thinking that Neverfly gets off scott free.
No, no, no! He is culpable of evidence tampering, as well!

I studied photointerpretation at clavius.org, and, scrutinizing the
image provided by Neverfly of a tragic boating mishap (exhibit #5),
find that it very likely has been altered. I do not believe that Boo
is in this image at all, but that the person-thing flying through the
air on the right is none other than Neverfly himself! I say that he
pasted a photo of Miss Boo's face over his own, in a pathetic
attempt to make it appear that he was getting the best of her.

Obviously, the photo was taken before Neverfly shaved. We can
assume that he shaved with the intent of disguising himself. Some
have suggested that he did so because of the traumatic experience
of getting soaked in the boating incident, but I discount that notion
as farfetched. Neverfly tried to use Ockham's razor, and failed.

Neverfly, you will go to the slammer for evidence tampering, and
my buddy, the warden, owes me a favor. You are going to share a
cell with Big Bad Boo!

You in a heap a' trouble now, boy.

-- Judge Crater

[Jeff Root]

Note also that in the photos provided by Neverfly (exhibits #4 and #5),
the person-thing is small, thin-limbed, and pasty-white in color. The pose
is virtually identical between the two pictures, splayed out with the arms
overhead. Clearly, that is Neverfly in both pictures. Miss Boo is nowhere
to be seen.

-- Judge Crater

[Neverfly]

Jeff Roothttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gifhttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gifhttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gifhttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gifhttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

I have my toothbrush filed to a sharp tip already...

[GeorgeLeRoyTirebiter]

If Miss Boo's photos are any indication, judging by the hair and giant head, Neverfly may be related to this guy (http://www.wichita.edu/thisis/aboutus/whatisashocker.asp).

Go Shocks.