Want your CTs busted? Call Al Qaeda

[parallaxicality]

The deputy leader of Al Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri, submitted a podcast (http://www.zeenews.com/articles.asp?aid=438264&sid=WOR) to an Islamic website on Monday claiming that, not only was Al Qaeda perfectly ready and able to resume attacks on the West, but that he wished to chastise those, particularly Iran, currently spreading the vicious slander that anyone other than Al Qaeda were responsible for 9/11. Zawahiri wished to make it perfectly clear that 9/11 was purely al Qaeda's achievement.

"The purpose of this lie is clear -- (to suggest) that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history. Iranian media snapped up this lie and repeated it."

[geonuc]

Geez, a terrorist organization can't get any respect these days.

[Fazor]

Lol...that just conjures up an image of a frustrated Bin Laden hopping up and down going "I did it! I diiiiiiid it! It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" While a CT in an x-files shirt scratches his chin with cheeto's-stained fingers and goes, "Nah. Couldn't have."

[Abbadon_2008]

Well, maybe Pres. Shorty -- I mean Ahmedenijad -- can put together a commission researching who really DID pull ff the 9/11 attacks. I mean he's already formed one one the Holocaust, right?

Then afterward, he can form one to look into the question of 'Who shot J.R. Ewing'.