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mugaliens
26-April-2008, 05:12 PM
Randy Martin, a 66 year old triathelete, was killed by a Great White shark on Friday, 25 Apr 08.

News Article (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080426/ap_on_re_us/shark_attack)

This thread really isn't about about trying to keep people from using the beaches. It's about how not to look like a seal, which is one of the Great White's favorite food.

The fact that Martin was only bitten into, and no parts were missing (he died due to massive and rapid blood loss), means that the Great White, after biting him, no longer considered him to be food (I assume we meaty humans taste rather different than blubbery seals, especially since our diets are quite different, as seals live almost exclusively on fish, whereas we're predominantly beef and salad eaters).

So:

1. Don't wear a solid black wetsuit (which is what Martin was wearing). You look a LOT like a seal that way.

2. Wear contrasting colors with varying patterns. White is not a good option, as it's too close to silver, and you don't want to be mistaken for a fish, either.

3. Stay away from large light-colored dots, as they look like jellyfish, another favorite food for some sharks.

4. If you are attacked, don't struggle, as the razor sharp teeth will just do that much more damage, and nearly all shark attacks are mistakes on the part of the shark (they're not the brightest of animals...).

5. DO, however, give it a solid punch in the nose! Why? Because fish don't punch. Neither do seals. A shark's snout is tender, loaded with nerve endings. A punch in the nose doesn't feel good, whether you're a shark or a human. Might not deter a Great White, but a smaller shark would certainly feel it. A good knee to the belly right below, and betwee the eyes works fairly well, too, as it's akin to getting punched in the throat.

6. If you have a weapon, go for the eye, but don't waste time trying to pinpoint it. Anywhere around the eye will give it pause for thought.

Well, that's enough cheery info on how to avoid an attack and what to do if you are attacked.

Cheer up, though. Out of an annual average of 67 shark attacks reported annually, only 4, just 6 percent (1 in 17) are fatal.

Furthermore, given the many millions of bathers, your chances of even being attacked in the first place is way less than 1 in a million.

So...

Anyone up for a trip to the beach?

Musashi
26-April-2008, 05:30 PM
Yeah, my suggestion would be not to worry about it. The last fatal shark attack in that area was in 1994. In the intervening time, there have only been three other fatal shark attacks. I do think that bright colored suits is a good idea, for more than one reason.

Kaptain K
26-April-2008, 07:18 PM
So, just how good is a shark's color vision?

sarongsong
26-April-2008, 10:16 PM
...nearly all shark attacks are mistakes on the part of the shark (they're not the brightest of animals...Anthropocentric viewpoint.Accidents are not mistakes
...Sharks are not dumb eating machines! On the contrary, they are very intelligent creatures. If we use common criteria to define intelligence - such as learning, remembering, or also reacting in unknown situations - then sharks are second to none even compared to higher ranking animal groups...a bite does not result because the shark, for example, has mistaken a diver for a seal. A shark bites because he wants to assess something which he is not familiar with by means of his taste buds...
SharkInfo (http://www.sharkinfo.ch/SI2_98e/attacks1.html)

HenrikOlsen
27-April-2008, 12:12 AM
So they're saying that instead of the shark going:
SEAL!!!!
Bite!
Yuck!
Spitout.
It's actually going:
My goodness, that swimming thing seems to behave remarkably like a seal, how fascinating. I wonder if it would taste like seal too.
Light nibble.
Definitely not, rather a stringy texture with a displeasingly nutty aftertaste.
Expectorate.
Note to self, do not repeat.

Neverfly
27-April-2008, 12:21 AM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

That was my take on that too...

Only not quite as much fun.

They kinda dolled up the garbage man into a Sanitary engineer.

Kaptain K
27-April-2008, 05:29 PM
The reason is moot if you're the vic ... um ... one bitten!

Jens
28-April-2008, 02:56 AM
Not that I've ever had a conversation with a shark, but I suspect that rather than any nutty aftertaste, it's primarily the bone/meat ratio that turns them off. Most fish have soft bones and lots of flesh. I think that even seals are fairly fatty. But humans are just lots of bones with a bit of flesh and fat (though this may not be true of all Americans nowadays). Just think of it. Lions usually chew the flesh off the bones, but sharks just munch things down. Just imagine trying to chew up a leg, tibia and all. I don't think it would be all that appetizing.

sarongsong
28-April-2008, 04:52 AM
Likely so, Jens:...Humans, in any case, are not healthy for great white sharks to eat because the sharks' digestion is too slow to cope with the human body's high ratio of bone to muscle and fat...in most recorded attacks, great whites have broken off contact after the first bite...
wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark)

Laguna
28-April-2008, 11:11 AM
Ok, next time a big white got me I will remember to stay cool, ignore the pain and all that blood around me, will remember not to fidget but to give him a hard punch on its nose.


SURE!!

Whirlpool
28-April-2008, 12:22 PM
Ok, next time a big white got me I will remember to stay cool, ignore the pain and all that blood around me, will remember not to fidget but to give him a hard punch on its nose.


SURE!!

Agree!

But in reality , I may have faint already .

http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/fainting.gif

Doodler
28-April-2008, 12:34 PM
I guess Jaws was just practicing the Adkins diet a couple decades ahead of its time... :p