I can Help...

[Eric Vaxxine]

Reply, always. with 'I can help'...and offer advice....
Example.

Posted problem...
My dog bites everyone and barks constantly, what can I do?

BAUT person replies...
'I can help', use GUN, G.U.N., one squeeze is all you need!

I will post a couple more as starters.....

[Eric Vaxxine]

I want to show my new girlfriend how honest I am.
What can I do?

'I can help', get a friend to walk past you in a busy shopping mall
and drop a fistfull of dollars seemingly by mistake. Recover the
money and hand it back to them making sure she witnesses your
actions.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I am ugly and nobody likes me. What can I do?

'I can help'. Walk into a bar and buy half a dozen people a
round of beers, they will all like you for that!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Does anyone know how I can explain to my
best friend that his girlfriend loves and wants to move
in with me?

[sarongsong]

You'e been helped---I've sent him this link (http://www.bautforum.com/1350536-post4.html) http://www.bautforum.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Homo bibiens]

I can help with sarongsongs's problem, which is not needing any help in the I can help thread. I help by giving sarongsong a problem which needs help. So sarongsong's problem is that nobody reads his posts.

Can anyone help me solve sarongsong's problem?