umm, bad astronomy or bad car buying?

[Rift]

Which car is best for your sign...

Wasn't sure where to place this, lol... So babbling got stuck with it... :P

http://autos.aol.com/article/sedan/best-cars-for-your-zodiac-sign/20090128164409990001

Some one posted it to an art forum I read in all seriousness...

The stupid, it buuuuurns.

[Tobin Dax]

Sign: Taurus
Car: Ford Fusion

Two, yes two!, two car ads in one!
Like the Ford Fusion, the [*cough*Ford*cough*] Taurus is a steady performer. :whistle:

[Ara Pacis]

It's basic personality typing with the extra dimension of calling it by zodiacal name. Remove the astrology references and it's non-controversial.

[novaderrik]

i think they got mine wrong.. it says Mazda Speed (whatever that is- looks liek one of those pointless "crossover" things that we used to call "station wagons" when i was a kid) but the Saturn Sky (with the "big" turbocharged engine and 6 speed manual trans) is more my speed. of course, once the payments were done and the warranty is long expired, it would be getting an engine transplant from a car that a Gemini wrecks..

[sarongsong]

Creative (?) merchandising:...Get a Free Price Quote...accompanies each model, but no quotes available "in my area"... :doh:

[chrissy]

Sweet!

Lamborghini Murcielago

To the Leo, image is everything. Always wanting to make his or her presence known, the Leo strives to be the best and attract attention for it. In fact, Leos are always on the hunt for the flashiest, most expensive things in life. And while such taste can result in excessive spending, Leos find the price well worth it. For such a person, only a Lamborghini Murcielago will do. Equipped with a 631-horsepower V12 engine, this first-rate street demon blasts from 0 to 62 mph in just 3.4 seconds, and makes everyone who sees its wild design drool with envy -- perfect for the attention-seeking Leo.


Now where do I part-ex my little Daihatsu Charade run around? anyone? :D

[geonuc]

You'll need the Charade for when the Lambo is in the shop. Which will be often.

[Cougar]

You'll need the Charade for when the Lambo is in the shop. Which will be often.

I don't care. I'm changing my sign to Leo.

[chrissy]

*LOL*

Hey Cougar, you wanna lift in my new car? :p