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iceman
04-May-2009, 10:27 AM
While imaging Jupiter on the morning of the 2nd May 2009, you can imagine my shock and surprise when a massive bug, at least 3 times the size of the Earth, invaded and started attacking Jupiter!

Click the link below to watch the shocking event unfold and to read my expert analysis, and for the final chapter on this dramatic story. Did the bug wipe out Jupiter, or did the Jovians repel the 6-legged invader?

Breaking News: Massive Bug Invades Jupiter! (http://www.mikesalway.com.au/2009/05/04/breaking-news-massive-bug-invades-jupiter)

Make sure you're not alone! ;)

geonuc
04-May-2009, 10:34 AM
Uh, oh. The video cut off before we learned where the bug was headed. Maybe to meet up with more bugs to plan an invasion of Earth? That theory is conclusively borne out with your later imaging of Jupiter, showing no bug(s). They're already on the way here. Obviously.

Wizard From Oz
04-May-2009, 12:55 PM
I for one welcome our new bug overlords

eric_marsh
04-May-2009, 05:12 PM
Uh, oh. The video cut off before we learned where the bug was headed. Maybe to meet up with more bugs to plan an invasion of Earth? That theory is conclusively borne out with your later imaging of Jupiter, showing no bug(s). They're already on the way here. Obviously.

I think we will be seeing them here near the end of 2012

Gandalf223
04-May-2009, 06:05 PM
Breaking News: Massive Bug Invades Jupiter! (http://www.mikesalway.com.au/2009/05/04/breaking-news-massive-bug-invades-jupiter)

Obviously, you've found the long-prophesied invader, Jovianis Nibiruis.

While other astronomers, who may have been observing Jupiter at the same time, might dispute your findings, it's also well known that Nibiruis is invisible except to true believers.

korjik
04-May-2009, 06:11 PM
Dont look at the film!

The conspiracy to cover up the existence of giant space bugs was started by Galileo and Huygens, and they are completely willing to kill anyone to keep the knowledge of the bugs a secret!

:)