Own A Piece of Interstellar Space

We are proud to announce that due to the extended return voyage of Voyager Spacecraft, we have now obtained extraordinary samples of interstellar space brought back from deep within the solar system. These fine specimens, having been excavated from the deep reaches of space, have been returned to the earth for examination and experimentation. (Not to fear, Green Peace, upon excavation the surrounding interstellar space immediately filled in the voids left behind, minimizing any environmental impact).

These exquisite samples of interstellar space have been inspected and certified to be authentic by NASA physicists, and can be yours for the low low price of $20.00 per cubic centimeter. They make wonderful Christmas gifts or they can simply be used on your coffee table as an intriquing conversation piece.

Interstellar space (IS for short) displays the most amazing characteristic of bending in a gravitational field. With each cubic centimeter you’ll get trillions upon trillions of particles and anti-particles constantly being created and annihilated right before your eyes - so fast that even the most powerful electron microscope can't even see them.
And even though the density of these particles far exceeds that of any neutron star, you can pass your hand right through it without any physical effect. Amaze your friends by demonstrating how fast light shoots straight through IS without any change whatsoever.

An infinite variety of experiments can be performed with interstellar space. For example, you can watch the propagation of electro-magnetic fields, use it to test Newton's laws of motion, and if you're clever enough, even verify Einstein’s theory of relativity.
All in all you’ll have hours of fun and experimentation limited only by your imagination and of course by the quantum properties of this fascinating substance - All for the low low price of $20.00 dollars per cm^3. C.O.D. order accepted.

Specific properties:
transparent
weightless
odorless
extremely stiff
shelf life: extremely long, exceeding the age of the universe

Limited quantities are available so order yours today while the supply lasts!
It's like owning a piece of the universe for just about NOTHING.

Call 1-800-VAC-UUMM or visit our web space at:
http://www.ownapieceoftheuniverse.com
* Order today and receive a FREE temperature test kit which demonstrates that interstellar space is totally unalterable by temperature changes and displays the unusual property of possessing a unique amount of energy even at a temperature of absolute zero.

copyr. 2000 G^2


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Gsquare on 2002-12-23 17:43 ]</font>

Can I have some in exchange for a trunk load of used aether?

You are selling it by the cubic centimeter, so is there a volume discount?

The answer is yes to both of your questions.
By the way, I have a large quatity of dehydrated water available for a very reasonable price. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

G^2

Thanks, but I'll wait until the January sales.

Given the universe continues to expand at 3 Quintillion Cubic Light Years per day, he's got some inventory control problems. Prices will come down.

ROTFLMAO! Thanks. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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T. Anderson

OK, as a matter of fact, we are running a 50% off 'Christmas Spacial' - only 'cause its Christmas; so don't expect these drastic reductions every day-

That's $10 per cubic cm.!! Since each cm^3 has approx. 10^64 virtual particles (plus or minus a couple) AND an equivilent amount of anti-particles, this means each particle anti-particle pair is being purchased for the incredibly low price of less than 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000005 cents each!

You'll never find anti-particles cheaper than that anywhere in the entire universe!
By the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

G^2 [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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