How about an un-official title contest? I am very sure it will never be used, but it could be fun for us to make up creative titles.

Hey who knows, maybe it will be used.... :wink: :wink:


To start us off:

"Bad Everything"
"Just plain Bad"
"Bad things you hear on the net"
"Bad to the Core...."
(you see a common theme here? :-) )
"Stuff so Bad even a black hole won't touch them".
"Bad movies, T.V., and everything else you thought you knew was right about astronomy."

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"It takes Thousands to fight a battle for a mile, Millions to hold an election for a nation, but it only takes One to change the world." - Dan Sandler 2002

"Even Worse Astronomy"

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Life is like a box of chocolates. All of your choices are bad for you.

Bad Astronomy 2: The Wrath of Phil.

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Astronomically Bad Astronomy

BAAD Astronomy

Bad Pigeonphilia

Okay, scrub the last one.

Volume II

Huh??!

"I respectfully Decline to Share Your Delusion "
(Although Scott Adams had Dilbert say it First...)

The Return of Bad Astronomy

Debunked!

Yes we did, no they don't, and other answers to all to common questions.


BA: feel free to use any text in my posts as you see fit....

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441!!!! :)

No, No, No: The Answers You Seek

Worse Astronomy

Bad Astronomy 2: The Bad Astronomer Strikes Back

No, you can't name a star: Bad Astronomy 2

Sibrel is Wrong: Bad Astronomy 2

Terrible Astronomy

Bad Astronomy 2: Awful Astronomy

Horrendous Astronomy

Good Astronomy from the Bad Astronomer

A Change of Heart: We Never Landed on the Moon, Astrology is Real, and UFOs Have Been Sighted :P

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"Too low they build, who build beneath the stars". - Edward Young, 1745

It Came From Stupidity- Bad Astronomy II

Bad Astronomy- The Vexed Generation

Zeta Attacks! Bad Astronomy And The Apocalypse (I'm thinking 50s sci-fi movie poster here).

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"Bad Astronomy for Dummies"

"Lunar Landing Conspiracies and Mind-Rot: The Connection"

"Bad Astronomy 2: The revenge of the Bad Astronomer"

"Worse Astronomy: The stuff your teachers did not teach you"

"Even Badder Astronomy". Featuring an introduction by G99. (a guy can dream can't he?)

"Twinkey Astronomy"

"Astronomy that will make you laugth (A.K.A Why that big guy got a black eye)"

"Bad Astronomy, The Bulletin Board Strikes Back"

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BA A - A 12 step program :roll:

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We already have that. :-) But it is not what you think.

The Bad Astronomy Omnibus

(I like the word "Omnibus". Omnibus, omnibus, omnibus!)

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But that'd need there to have been more than one book already. Otherwise you've got an omnibus of one. Reminds me of that Dilbert where Dogbert is selling the Deluxe Edition of the Dilbert in the Bath video.

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Bride of Bad Astronomy

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Everything I need to know I learned through Googling.

I like that:

"Bad Astronomy II: An Omnibus of One"

What do you think? :wink:

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Well of course, Son of Bad Astronomy and
Bad Astronomy vs Mothra

A Brief History of Bad Astronomy.

More (sigh) Bad Astronomy.

Hopelessly Bad Astronomy.

So Bad it ain't even Astronomy.

Bad Astronomy^2.

People that should never be allowed to have kids - A chronology of really, really painfully Bad Astronomy and the nutcases that profess it.

Ok, I'll stop with that last one before I go off the deep end ... perhaps I'm too late.

I think this one has merit.

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BABB Astronomy.

Could be a compendium of the collective knowledge of the board!

[added] Of course it would be a BIG TIME in-joke....

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de·bunk: To expose or ridicule the falseness, sham, or exaggerated claims of.
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Don't give it a title. It'll become known as "The Astronomy Book". Think about it. THE astronomy book. Pretty cool, eh?

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"An Omnibus of One"- yes, definate potential there, very Douglas Adams...

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And now for some lame movie tie-ins:

2Bad2Astronomy

Bad Astronomy Returns

Bad Astronomy Forever

and

Bad Astronomy II : Electric Boogaloo

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You forgot one:

Bader-er Astronomy

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And a third book? Bad-er-er Astronomy?

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My latin is pretty week The Supreme Canuck. The closest I can come up with for a translation of your sig "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum." is:
Tiny priest, tiny balrog, tiny carburator descends my pants.

I have a funny feeling that's wrong though.

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First word, third word and last three words are pretty dang close! I won't tell you what it means, though. It takes the fun out of it. :wink:

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"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

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"Too low they build, who build beneath the stars". - Edward Young, 1745

very funny indeed but to be honest I prefer my translation. You just can't beat a priest, a balrog, and a carburator descending your pants. :wink:

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BigJim: Glaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggh!!!! You had to tell them didn't you?!? I mean - oh well. No harm done. It really isn't a good sig if nobody understands it, is it? :wink:

I suppose it would have happened sooner or later anyway...

CthulhuBob: A priest, a Balrog and a carburetor... reminds me of a joke... well not really, but I can see potential!

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