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Old 14-April-2004, 09:00 PM
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Default It's a misquote!

"Houston, we have a problem."

We've all heard it a thousand times - in the news, in conversations as a sort of cliche, and even on ads for the movie Apollo 13. IT'S A MISQUOTE! ALSJ shows no such comment from the crew during the flight. Here is the relevant section of the transcript:

55:52:58 - CapCom: "13, we've got one more item for you, when you get a chance. We'd like you to stir up your cryo tanks. In addition, I have shaft and trunnion..."
55:53:06 - Swigert: "Okay." (over CapCom)
55:53:07 - CapCom: "...for looking at comet (J. C.) Bennett (19691), if you need it."
55:53:12 - Swigert: "Okay. Stand by."
55:55:20 (9:07 PM CT) - Swigert: "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here."
55:55:28 - CapCom: "This is Houston. Say again please."
55:55:35 - Lovell: "Ah, Houston, we've had a problem. (pause) We've had a main B bus undervolt."
55:55:42 - CapCom (Jack Lousma): "Roger. Main B undervolt. Okay stand by 13, we're looking at it."

See? It's a misquote! That's always annoyed me, just thought I'd point it out. :wink:
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Old 14-April-2004, 09:17 PM
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Elementary my dear Watson.


Actually about 80% of all well known quotes are misquoted. So frankly my Dear, I don't give a darn.
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Yeah. I kind of like it. It means we can feel good about ourselves because we know that everyone thinks wrong about things.
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Elementary my dear Watson.
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Holmes NEVER said that (at least in in the Conan Doyle Novels)
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Elementary my dear Watson.
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Holmes NEVER said that (at least in in the Conan Doyle Novels)
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Yeah. I'm pretty sure this got started in those awful movies with Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. #-o
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Elementary my dear Watson.
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Holmes NEVER said that (at least in in the Conan Doyle Novels)
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Yeah. I'm pretty sure this got started in those awful movies with Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. #-o
Wasn't that the point? This is about misquotes right?
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Well I certainly thought so...
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Holmes NEVER said that (at least in in the Conan Doyle Novels)
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You did read the rest of it? Right????? :roll: :P
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Elementary my dear Watson.
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Yeah. I'm pretty sure this got started in those awful movies with Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. #-o
Wasn't that the point? This is about misquotes right?
I'm afraid I don't understand the point you're trying to make here, Master.
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Okay, I think I get it now--you were commenting that an earlier poster missed the point that it was supposed to be a misquote. I'll admit that I didn't pick up the earlier poster's mistake when I read the post I was quoting--guess I got too excited about having an opportunity to knock a dreadful Sherlock Holmes adaptation. ops: However, your point would have been clearer if you'd followed up to the earlier post, and not to mine.

As a side note, I'm not sure that this qualifies as a misquote--I think it qualifies as a completely bogus quote, as SH never says anything remotely like it in any of Doyle's stories.
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Elementary my dear Watson.
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Holmes NEVER said that (at least in in the Conan Doyle Novels)
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I don't ever recall him ever saying "The Game Is Afoot" either. Darn movies inserting stereotypes in our favourite characters.
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I believe he says something like "Watson, the answer was elementary." But I'd have to check it out agin to be totally sure.
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"Alas. Poor Yoric. I knew him well." <---- wrong!

"Alas. Poor Yoric. I knew him, horatio." <----- correct! (or pretty darn near anyways, since I'm too lazy to google the quote to make sure).
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Elementary my dear Watson.
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Holmes NEVER said that (at least in in the Conan Doyle Novels)
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I don't ever recall him ever saying "The Game Is Afoot" either. Darn movies inserting stereotypes in our favourite characters.
Ah, but he does. In the second paragraph of "The Adventure of the Abbey Grange," Holmes awakens Watson one bitterly cold morning in the winter of 1897 with the words

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Another frequent misquote is the line from Casablanca, which IIRC is "play it Sam" and not the oft quoted "play it again Sam".
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
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